It was bright and it was a good day. It is just peach and willow green, and the sun is high.

Zhou Dashun put on a white top hat, gold wire sunglasses, a gray goatee, a black civilization stick, and a beige canvas satchel on his back, dressed as a numerologist.

was about to go out, but saw his son Zhou Guiyi come back in a hurry.

This week's Da Shun, the name means "Six Six Shun", but it is not smooth in life. Mixed around, although he has the reputation of a numerologist, because he has no door and no faction, he can't get on the stage, he can't enter the mainstream, and he just barely makes a living. In his forties, he married a wife and had children, so he regarded this week as his own life, took care of it in every way, and let it grow against the sky.

I don't know if it was when I was born, because of dystocia, I suffocated my braincase, or I had a fever when I was a child, and I burned out my nerves.

Others call his parents "Mom and Dad", but he calls him "Mom and Dad"; Others speak in ordinary colloquial language, but he is half-literate and half-white, with "Zhihu also"; Other people's children study hard, but he is very attentive to burning incense and feng shui; While others learn to ride a bicycle and drive a tractor, he clamored all day long to learn how to ride a horse and drive a donkey. When I met Uncle Ma who was driving the carriage in Mengzhen, I was even more affectionate than seeing my father.

said that he was ignorant, but he was the first to do the truth, and he never did anything illegal and unreasonable; said that he was sensible, but he was open-mouthed, and often made others unable to get off the stage. seems to be sometimes confused, sometimes sober, and tossing Zhou Dashun into a daze, so he simply let him. I just hope that he will become an adult soon, be free of illness and disaster, marry a wife and have children, and let the Zhou family incense have a heritage.

Right now, Zhou Guiyi is studying in high school at Mengzhen Middle School, and he will take the college entrance examination in June and July. A sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy with unkempt hair, dirty shirts, and trouser legs high left and low on the right. With an earthy yellow schoolbag in his hand, he threw it on the broken table in the hall and said loudly: "Happy, happy." What about my mother? ”

Zhou Dashun pointed to the door and said, "Yesterday I went to Mengshan Temple and made a wish." ”

Zhou Guiyi tilted his head and asked, "What wish is my mother going to make?" ”

Zhou Dashun sighed and said, "Your mother went to ask the Bodhisattva to bless you to be admitted to university and start a family as soon as possible." ”

Zhou Guiyi disagreed, and said solemnly: "If it is ancient, it may work." At that time, the people were in awe, sincere in their hearts, and offered pigs, oxen, and sheep, and were very religious. Nowadays, they are all fake monks and fake Taoist priests, who only have copper plates in their eyes, how can they be dangerous? ”

Zhou Dashun knew that he couldn't talk about his son, so he changed the topic and said, "I don't want to go to school again?!" Planning to take a few days off? Why don't you go out with me? ”

Zhou Guiyi became proud, looked mysterious, and said, "No, I don't want to go to school." This is the arrangement of Mr. Ma, which is called a tactical retreat. ”

Zhou Dashun didn't believe it, thinking that his son had caused some trouble again, so he lowered his voice and said: "I told you a long time ago that your teacher Ma has a small face and a sharp mouth, and he is not a good person. This kind of person has a heart as small as a sesame seed and a vicious step mother. You young children only have to suffer. ”

Zhou Guiyi shook his head and said proudly: "If I save him this time, how can he harm me?" ”

Zhou Dashun became more and more unconvinced, and he couldn't wait to poke his head with his hand and said, "Little ancestor, are you making up stories to fool me again?" ”

Zhou Guiyi shook his head and said, "Dad, it's not true." Early this morning, the sky was light, and Mr. Ma took us to get up early to exercise and run along the school playground. Unexpectedly, before he ran two laps, a yellow dog appeared out of nowhere and chased after Mr. Ma to bite him. It's terrible, Mr. Ma even crawled with a roll, shouting, and his soul was gone. Everyone was at a loss for what to dodge and dodged their ...... This repaid, I took the lead, rushed up, flew up, and kicked the yellow dog more than two feet high; When the beast hit the ground, I kicked it up again, and it was more than two feet high. If this is the case, the yellow dog then went to the western heavens. ”

Actually, this yellow dog didn't chase and bite Mr. Ma.

During the morning run, a small butterfly dog scurried into the middle of the students and ran around the track, disrupting the rhythm of the team. The students were worried about stepping on or killing the butterfly dog, so they jumped to avoid it. Several students were unable to avoid it, stood unsteadily, and fell to the ground; Therefore, the students complained a little and were helpless. Who knows, Zhou Guiyi didn't say a word, and kicked the butterfly dog to death after a few kicks.

Zhou Dashun was still a little skeptical, so he asked curiously: "What happened later?" Who got the yellow dog? Why don't you get it back? ”

Zhou Guiyi smiled "hehe", spread his hands, and said, "How can you mess around?" This yellow dog is the pet dog of Principal Qiao's family. ”

Zhou Dashun believed it now, and said again and again: "It's a pity." Pet dogs are also dogs, dog meat hot pot, and the taste is quite good. ”

Zhou Guiyi was even more proud, and said happily: "Yes, too." If in ancient times, not to mention a mad dog, it was a crazy villain, and it was also a quick to catch and behead. ”

Zhou Dashun was happy and said approvingly: "Guiyi, you have done a great deed, not bad, it should belong to righteousness and bravery." ”

Zhou Guiyi waved his hand and said with a smile: "How can there be such a good thing? Principal Qiao was so angry and sad that he had to settle accounts with me. So, Mr. Ma asked me to come back and rest. Thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan. ”

Zhou Dashun put his mind at ease, cleared his throat, and said, "Okay." Today, I'll go to Mengzhen to do some business first, and then I'll talk about it when I come back in the evening. ”

Zhou Guiyi stretched, yawned, and said, "I'm also very tired, I have to get a good night's sleep." After speaking, Zhou Guiyi stripped off his clothes and pants indiscriminately and went straight to the room.

Zhou Dashun closed the gate and went straight to Mengzhen.