Chapter 113: Hey, your village isn't a thing
Shi Jinhua didn't get his wish in the end, but the two blind people were very excited.
It's like a pack of vicious dogs suddenly spotting a female dog, and their eyes light up.
It's almost sticking out his tongue, dripping, and humming.
"Boy, where is your home?"
The second blind put the treasure egg on the ground, and this child, at most, is less than six years old, and he understands a lot.
"Go ahead, third."
Bao Dan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with finding trouble with his own family at all.
He was also very excited, like a little wolf dog, following a group of vicious dogs.
"Little cub, you know a lot, and you know what it means to sleep."
Niu Erkang smiled and touched the hair of the treasure egg, like a pepper to the sky, just a handful of hair.
"Don't touch the master's hair."
Bao Dan slapped Niu Erkang's hand away, and swore angrily that he had a hair problem.
"Do you have hair?"
"Huh? Haha......"
Four or five gentlemen, laughing unscrupulously around a little kid.
"Master, why is there no hair, isn't this it?"
This is not hair, so what is hair?
"Ye is talking about men's hair, do you have it? You just shout master? ”
The fetal hair has not fallen clean, so dare to open his mouth and call himself master?
"A man's hair? What kind of hair do men? ”
Bao Dan was puzzled, and a pair of little peach blossom eyes were curious.
"When you grow up, you will know that a man's hair is the most dense and majestic."
The second blind kicked Niu Erkang and said:
"Fuck you, keep your mouth clean."
"Teach the bad boys!"
The third fool, with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, looked at the second blind and said:
"Cut, what's there? Anyway, everyone knows that sooner or later, how can Mao Duo drop? Can you shave? ”
Bao Dan remembered what these people said.
Then, I pulled open my little pants and took a serious look:
"Mine is hairless."
This move stunned a few people.
And then there was another burst:
Ha ha......
This little kid, do you know a lot?
"The last time I was by the river, I saw the elder brother of the girl family in the village, black, why didn't we have it when we were young? We're men too, huh? ”
Two blind few:
Holy
That's a question they asked when they were kids.
"Huh? Where are you going when it's dark? ”
The three fools pointed to the people who walked into the hillside, and the others also looked at them curiously.
"Oh, that's my eldest uncle, hey~"
"Smack!"
The sighing treasure egg was slapped by the second blind:
"At a young age, why are you sighing?"
"My uncle should have been deceived by my grandfather and went to drink again."
Others listen:
"Oh......"
It's starting to itch again and needs to be loose.
"Come on, come on, we're ...... like this"
A few gathered around to discuss in a whisper, and then asked blindly:
"Did you understand what I said?"
Second Blindness:
I'm so excited, what if I'm so excited?
"Okay, listen to you."
Then they waited a little longer, and then they saw an old man come out.
"That's your grandfather?"
"Hmm."
The treasure egg is no longer ashamed.
Niu Erkang pulls the treasure egg:
"Can you do what was given to you?"
"Yes!"
Bao Dan answered for the sake of his mother and two sisters, and ran away.
"Let's keep up."
Several people followed Yang Changgang until they came out of the hole.
Yang Changgang looked left and right, there was no one around, and then the cat couldn't wait to enter the cave.
"Got in."
The three fools returned to the report on their stomachs, and after a while, several people slowly touched the entrance of the cave.
"Why did you come? No one saw it, right? ”
A female voice rang out in the cave.
"Don't worry, no one will see it, everyone is busy eating at this time."
"Baby, come on, you want to kill me."
"Huh, you miss me? Wasn't you quite happy with the immortal last night! ”
The old lady who listened itched for a night!
"Ouch, isn't that a good way to deal with? Can she compare to you? ”
"Hmph~"
"Good, I'll make it up to you later, she doesn't have as much water as you."
Holy!
When the two blind people heard this, they thought to themselves:
What the hell, can you say such shameless words?
Are we thousand-year-old singles just because we have cheap mouths that we have never been able to find a woman?
Because if they were to be on this occasion, they would simply say:
That's a lot of nonsense, just do it!
At this time, the sound of a woman humming and chirping came out again.
"Second blind, do it."
Second Blindness:
I'll fuck you, can you speak better?
What does it mean to be done?
Niu Erkang was afraid that others would not be able to hear clearly, so he poked back and forth with both hands at the same time.
Others:
Hehe......
He's so obscene
"Be quiet, I've got a baby."
Yang Changgang reminded the woman under him that his movements did not slow down.
"Comfortable and still not screaming?"
The woman asked unconvinced?
"You call, you call."
You won't be able to call it out for a while!
The people outside the cave, you pushed me to fight, it was supposed to be a good task.
Everyone was reluctant to go and wanted to stay and watch the site.
"It's all a bunch of brutes with no humanity!"
The second blind dragged the third fool away, because he found that:
Whining
Lao Tzu can't grab those few goods!
Bao Dan ran home, holding a wicker in his hand, and jumped into the house.
Seeing that wicker had been planted on the wall of his house, he knew that it was time for him to go out.
"You little rabbit, didn't you go to your uncle's house with your useless mother?"
"I'll run back first, Grandma, where's my father?"
"Who knows! Dead old man, come back with him good-looking. ”
Bao Dan ran into the kitchen and took a cucumber:
"Milk, I saw that the eldest aunt went to the back mountain, it was almost dark, what else was she going to do?"
"I see that Grandpa also went up behind him, did Grandpa go to find the eldest uncle?"
Children, while eating, their little mouths click, and their words are careless.
"How is that possible? Isn't your aunt in the room? ”
Running back to the mountains so late? The old man also went?
I usually think that these two people are eyebrow-to-eye, and once when the chopsticks fell to the ground during dinner, and when I bent down to pick up the chopsticks, I saw these two people leaning on their feet.
At that time, I thought it was because of the large number of people in the family, but when this little rabbit cub said it, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became.
"Where, you take me."
said that he wanted to pull the treasure egg, but the treasure egg was flexible, squatted, and dodged.
"Milk, I'm not going, I have to go out and play."
Anyway, it wasn't his mother's accident that didn't happen, so he didn't go!
Yang Changgang's mother-in-law, Zheng Caihua, saw that people had run away, and stomped their feet angrily.
"No one can be trusted!"
"The third! Third! Come with me to the back mountain, hurry up. ”
The third Yang Wanli ran out:
"Mother, it's getting dark, what are you going to do?"
Will meet the wolf......
"Nonsense! Grab the guys, hurry. ”
I said angrily in my heart:
Dead old man, if he dares to steal people, the old lady will cut him two quantities of meat!
Bao Dan hid behind the big tree, and ran out when he saw his grandmother and the third uncle walking up the back mountain.
The second blind and the third fool ran to the entrance of the village, where everyone had a good meal and chatted there.
"Wow, no, someone has been caught stealing someone."
Others listen:
Yo ho yo
There is a peach color lively to see.
"What did you say, young man?"
"I had just come down from the back hill and was about to go to the town when I heard a voice from the cave."
"Uh-huh."
Pulling the three stupid people, nodding to indicate that you are quick to speak, you are quick to say.
"I started to hear it, and it was dark, I was afraid that it was a wolf, so I would take a closer look, if I didn't see it clearly, it would not be good to come down at night and kill your village alive."
"Yes, yes, this little brother is chivalrous."
Fuck you!
Hurry up!
"Later, I listened, hey, your village, your village is really not a thing!"
Others listen:
What's that?
What the fuck are you running to our village and saying we're not things?
Do you have a bad brain, or do you want to die?
"In that cave, there should be a lot of people in your village and people who steal people."
The three fools are not afraid of death, and they are stupid to say, the second is blind and the first to see.
Silently took a few steps back, thinking to himself:
These two goods are itchy skin, with such a mouth, why worry about the big thing is not yellow?
If you are ruthless, you will destroy yourself.
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