At the door of the stone house

After the wild dog was thrown out, the little brother who had a good relationship and wanted to show it chased out.

Halfway through the run, I met a group of villagers who were approaching.

Frightened by weak legs, afraid of being beaten by the group, he made a very witty decision.

Pick up your arms and turn around to join the old village chief.

He shouted loudly, "Rush! ”

Proud:

Please call me Brother Wit!

Hey......

is proud, so he can't die, he is close to Li Kui.

Who is Li Kui? There was no one in the village that he didn't know.

"you! Dare to fish in troubled waters! ”

was kicked out of the team by Li Kui.

Brother Wit, who was lying on the ground, greeted all Li Kui's ancestors in his heart, including the outer room that the ancestors might have!

"Beat him!"

The others listened and punched and kicked at Brother Wit.

The old village chief took a look:

When did the people in this village start to be so manic?

"Ouch, you guys take it easy, don't beat people to death."

This group of usually pretending to be calves, do they think he died too slowly or something?

When the others heard this, they immediately stopped and looked at the core of their village.

The old village chief who was watched:

The old man said it wrong? You're already fierce.

"You've got to fight like that." In order to show that he is very gregarious, he went up and kicked his ass.

Brother Wit:

Your uncle's

This old man doesn't talk about martial arts!

The others looked at it with a look of sudden realization:

"Oh~"

Understood, you can't slap your face!

Seeing that the person was already lying on his stomach, an old man who was trembling when he walked stabbed the person on the ground with the cane in his hand.

one time

Two clicks

Three times

The old one only had two teeth left, swaying in the wind:

"Dead."

The frightened villagers were at a loss.

Is there something wrong with this old man? Others are obviously still panting!

"Let's go!"

The old village chief doesn't care, it's not okay to come to the Shi family to make trouble.

When the others heard this, they left the people on the ground and ran after the old village chief.

The crowd walked away, and the witty brother who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead secretly and slowly looked up.

A cold look:

Oops!

I'm scared to death!

Everyone left, and when they looked up, they saw a silly girl with a stick in her hand.

As soon as I looked at her expression, I knew that this girl had a problem with her intelligence.

"Hey......

"Silly girl, I'll give you candy to eat, will you untie the rope in my hand?"

"Hey......

"I've got sugar, really, it's sweet."

"Hey......

"A lot, in my pocket."

"Hey......

I'll fuck your uncle's hey, hey, hey! Lao Tzu's fucking mentality has collapsed!

"Get out!"

Brother Wit is on fire! This idiot just can't understand people!

"Hey......

The silly girl put down the stick and saw that the other party was wearing a cloak and a hairbeat.

Tilting his head, there were doubts in his eyes, and he thought in his head:

He has worms on his head?

So just like animals in the mountains, they pressed each other in their arms, and pulled their hair everywhere to help people find bugs.

Brother Wit:

……

moved, and immediately "snapped".

Oyo

This stupid girl hurts so much!

If you don't believe it, you can't take a fool!

I moved again, this time it was even more excessive, and I was directly pressed to the ground and sat on the chest by the other party.

"Wow! I can't breathe! You stink! ”

"Help!"

Who's going to save me, woo~

"Save ......" life

"Smack!"

I was slapped twice and completely conquered.

Tilting his head, looking into the distance, his eyes were empty, and a tear slipped from the corner of his eye on his loveless face.

This time he completely gave up on himself, gave up everything, gave up resistance.

I thought to myself

oh

No

I have no idea in my heart.

That's it, let it go, accept your fate, this fool at least doesn't know how to be strong, he just helps him find bugs.

Whining......

In this way, two of the people who came were cleaned up without making a move.

The old village chief and a group of people surrounded the door of the stone house, and the people in the gambling house saw it:

scold

This village is very united.

"What are you doing in our village?" The old village chief held a big stick in his hand and asked:

Hmph╯^╰

If you want to make trouble, no way!

Especially in Shijia, there are no window cracks!

"It's just a debt, old man, we don't want to see blood."

This means:

Give the money obediently, otherwise we won't be scared.

"Who owes you money? This Shi family is a family of cultivation and reading! ”

"Oh, him!"

As he spoke, he kicked Yang Wanduo out.

The old village chief looked at it for a long time:

Whose family is this scum?

"Who's from it? There is no such person in our village, come to our village to ask for debts? ”

Others listen:

Ooh

Purely looking for trouble?

"He is not from your village, but he is a relative of the Shi family, he can't take it out, saying that the Shi family has it, and he brought us here."

Everyone understands the meaning, it's just that I lost my gambling money, owed money to others, I had no money, and I wanted the Shi family to be cooked.

"Are the Shi family willing?"

"We don't want to!"

The second blind replied with a few giggles, not nervous at all.

"It's okay if you don't want to give money, it's okay to let her go to the grove with me once."

Saying that the money is like water, this girl is excited when she looks at it!

The others looked at him like fools, and the old village chief didn't know whether to persuade or scold for a while.

"What's your name?"

After a long time, the old village chief asked a word.

"Haha, if you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, under Chen Daoren!"

"You shameless thing, as a Taoist priest, you still want to drill the grove with the girl? What do you think? "Does your mother know?

"It's just, I don't think you're human! Also become a Taoist! Become a ghost! ”

Chen Daoren:

(>_<)

Lao Tzu is a pure man!

"To go or not to go? Old sister? Brother wants to drill the grove with you, and the brother who thinks about it is itchy. ”

Money Like Water:

How could anyone make such a request?

Must be satisfied!

"Hmm."

When the others heard this, they instinctively retreated, and the old village chief wanted to persuade Chen Daoren in kindness:

"What's going on with Chen?" Ouch, I'm old, I don't have a good memory" You don't want to think about it anymore? ”

These words fall in the eyes of the other party, which is:

Yo ho, now you know you're scared?

hum

I'm afraid.

"Dead open, old man!"

Chen Daoren wanted to push the old village chief away, but the old village chief was glared at by Qian Rushui.

Take a few steps back directly and obediently, and dare not hinder people's determination to drill the grove!

"That's right, little sister, your brother Chen in a while, be lighter, it will definitely make you comfortable and happy."

said that he wanted to pull Qian Rushui's hand, but Qian Rushui dodged it sideways.

"Ouch, Brother Chen, I know, little sister, you are shy! Haha......"

Two blind few:

Shy?

...... girl knows what shyness is?

A look at people from other casinos:

Cut!

The people in this village are nothing more than that.

Seeing that money followed into the grove.

After a while, a few birds flew out of the grove in a panic.

Bird:

Ouch hey, it's scared to death, mother human, it's so brutal!

Hurry up and change the nest!

When the people in the gambling house looked at the shaking branches and the frightened birds, they thought to themselves:

This Brother Chen is also too powerful!

"I didn't expect Brother Chen's combat power to be so powerful."

"The waist must be very hard."

Don't you see the branches shaking desperately?

"I feel uncomfortable watching it, and I want it too!"

"Don't worry, as long as you want, you'll be in in a while!"

The second blind didn't know when to come behind the other party.

The two people who were discussing were scared, and there was a burst of excitement!

"Bang!"

Falling from the sky, everyone consciously retreated and looked at the people lying on the ground.

For a long time, they didn't speak, and they didn't move, and everyone else squatted down and looked around.

The old village chief held a branch in his hand, swept the other party's nose, and when he saw that the person was not moving, he sighed deeply and said:

"Hey...... The old man has asked you to think about it again, the young people nowadays are just too manic, now, comfortable? ”

If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, na, this is a living example.

------Off topic------

In the afternoon, there is a lot of hand pain, big guys, it's convenient to collect the monthly pass or something.

I've needed this stuff a lot lately, though I don't know what it's for......

(Woo ~ score is a full score, I know that my writing is not perfect, but turnip greens, each has its own love, how can it be possible to meet everyone's preferences, read the text just for a pleasure, don't pull me, I'm not alive!) Am I easy? )

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