Chapter 145: Strange Stories Through the Ages
Boss Xie regretted it a little after he finished speaking, but so many people looked at him.
How can he coax?
You have to hold on to death, otherwise you will lose face.
"Oh."
Qian Rushui listened to it and didn't react much, but the tiger baby was very powerful.
Walked over, lifted Boss Xie up, and raised it above his head.
"Ahh
Money Like Water:
Is this fear of heights?
The tiger baby is waiting for money like water, and she can immediately let the male animal in her hand experience the feeling of flying.
It's a pity that the money is like water and there is no hint, so she keeps holding it.
"What are you doing, what are you doing, the village chief's relatives are amazing. Let me go, man, you stupid big man. ”
Mrs. Xie, the daughter of the eldest brother of the Huanghua family, married to the Xie family, and the village used to call her Little Huanghua.
said that he was going to pull the tiger baby's hand, but the tiger baby was also lifted up and swung in the air.
The tiger baby spun around in a circle, and the frightened two people cried.
No one in this life can experience this feeling of flying.
When the others saw it, they were dumbfounded, this big girl was just like the jugglers on the street.
Boss Xie was afraid of heights and was turned around again, completely scared to pee.
The yellow liquid flowed down without warning.
The onlookers took a look:
This urine is too yellow, no wonder the temper is grumpy and on fire, isn't it?
The tiger baby asked a strong smell and threw the person directly on the ground, fortunately it was a snowy day, and there was snow on the ground, otherwise he would have to be stunned.
"Do your chickens have eggs?"
Qian Rushui asked Boss Xie.
Boss Xie wanted to scold a few more words to vent the fear in his heart.
But when he saw the approaching tiger baby, he immediately shook his head:
"No eggs, no eggs."
Qian Rushui was very satisfied, and asked:
"Are you still causing trouble?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Qian Rushui glanced at everyone in the Xie family, and then at everyone in the Wang family.
Everywhere the line of sight went, not an inch of grass was grown, and they lowered their heads one after another.
I'm afraid that I will suddenly be taken by Qian Rushui, and the big one will come up directly to arrest people, and when the time comes, like Boss Xie, what should I do if I have no face?
"Well, live well."
Qian Rushui thought to himself:
I don't know how blessed I am, how happy ordinary people are.
When the others heard this, they didn't dare to make trouble, they held back, and when they saw that the money was like water, several people left, and the lowly people scattered one after another.
The village chief of their village was too ruthless, and he was scattered.
Seeing that the money was gone, the Xie family glared fiercely at the old Wang family next door.
"What? Do you still want to come? ”
"Come on, the old lady is afraid of you, and the old lady loses!"
actually slandered me for stealing your eggs, you are so capable, why don't you say that I stole your man?
"Phew, what's that? It's nothing! ”
"You...... You? "Seeing that the money is like water and has not gone far, I dare not make a noise. I thought to myself:
I can't scold me loudly, I don't have to gesture? Thereupon:
Hold a hole in your left hand
The middle finger of his right hand went into the hole of his left hand and gestured back and forth towards Lao Wang's group of people next door.
Can the mother-in-law of the Wang family endure it? This clearly tells you that people are in:
your mother, your father, your ancestors, your whole family.
The mother-in-law of the Wang family was hot, pouting her big ass and slapping at Lao Xie's house, which means:
Come on, my mother will stand here and let you fuck!
Huang Hua looked at Xiao Huang Hua, and the anger was upside down.
The men of the Xie family are also troublesome, this girl is shameless, and she doesn't admit defeat and does the posture of pushing her hips forward.
The meaning of this is obvious:
You can do it for Lao Tzu!
For a while, the body language of the two Xie Wang families was brought into full play......
These two families quarreled like dumb people for a while, and the people who didn't leave were shocked and almost dropped their jaws.
Ouch, that's good
The once-in-a-millennium quarrel scene is more exciting than the sound.
Qian Rushui felt that it seemed to be too quiet behind him, and turned his head curiously to take a look.
Ga......
The husband of the Xie family is old and not very flexible, so he is not in a hurry to tighten his waist.
was directly frightened by Qian Rushui's murderous eyes.
Smack
Fell to the ground......
Daddy Xie:
The village chief was not kind and suddenly turned back.
"Dad, how are you?"
"Waist, waist, ouch, waist broken."
The onlookers suddenly couldn't control their laughter.
"Hey, old Xie Tou, you said that you're a lot older, and you still do waist exercises." The person who said this also gestured to move his waist back and forth, "You don't take it easy, it's okay now!" It's almost the New Year, and you have to lie in bed. ”
"Haha......"
Strange stories through the ages, strange stories through the ages, and they didn't dare to make a noise when they were pressed by the village chief.
This is the first time in the world that it has appeared in their village.
"In the future, I will see who dares to quarrel, I didn't listen to what the village chief said, live well, don't cause trouble."
"Haha......"
There are uncontrollable ones, and tears of laughter are rushing out......
The Xie family hurriedly ran away, and when they were about to close the door, they remembered that the stupid hen was torn to death and thrown it on the ground.
Boss Xie hurriedly ran back, picked it up and ran home.
"Boss Xie, remember to change your pants, it's easy to catch a cold when it's cold."
"Drink plenty of water, you're on fire."
Boss Xie didn't reply, and closed the door directly.
"Phew!"
The wind is blowing, the crotch is wet, and it is very cold:
"Sneeze, sneeze."
Throw the chicken away and hurry up to change your pants......
When the matter was over, someone ran to the old village chief to make a small report.
"The new village chief didn't say a few words, and the matter was dealt with."
"Really tear the chicken with your hands?"
The old village chief asked with wide eyes, not convinced.
"How else can I lie to you? scared Boss Xie into peeing. ”
The old village chief took a puff of his cigarette and looked at the weather outside the gate:
"The! You have to treat these splashes like this, everything happens all day long, and if you want to fight in a gang at the slightest breakage, who do you threaten? "Don't you want to give the village chief a problem?
"You don't know, they're scared, my God, they don't dare to quarrel with their mouths."
The old village chief is curious, what can you use without mouth?
"Use your hands and body to gesqueal, you come and go, and you look at it with energy."
As he spoke, he was still gesturing in front of the old village chief
"Ahem......"
When the old village chief saw it, he couldn't control it and choked on the smoke......
For Qian Rushui's real admiration for the five-body throw, no wonder the old man Qian said:
My granddaughter is the village head, and I am afraid that the chickens in your village will have to hide when they see it.
After this incident, until the Chinese New Year's Eve, I never heard anyone quarrel or make trouble.
Qian Rushui shook around the village and was very satisfied:
Well
All have a good life.
On the way back, the little daughter-in-law gave a spicy cabbage, and the eldest lady gave a bowl of dried radish.
The women in the village felt that the new village chief made them feel confident, and women could also be village heads.
When the man in the family wanted to beat the woman, the mother-in-law said:
"You fight, you fight, you'd better hit hard, after you finish hitting with the front foot, the old lady will go to the village chief with the back foot!"
The man's raised fist was immediately put down, and he angrily kicked the stool and walked away.
There are also those who are not afraid of death, what's wrong with beating their mother-in-law?
In the end, it was dismantled like water, and it hurt and feared.
A big man was scared and cried, until his mother-in-law couldn't bear it and begged for money, and then he was reassembled.
So far, the problem of domestic violence has been reduced, and the life of husband and wife is harmonious.
The women in the village have a good impression of the village chief Qian and express it all in the food in Qian Rushui's hands.
The old village chief was very pleased:
"Old man, I have a very good eye."
Men:
There are 10,000 sentences of grass and mud galloping in my heart......
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