Zhang Tian, who was on the shore, laughed very harshly when he heard the woman on the boat!

"Brother Tian, we are actually looked down upon by a few girls!"

The second blind is very unconvinced, isn't it just two lines of poetry.

"That's it, Brother Tian, how can we say that we are also standing to pee, how can we be looked down upon by the mother-in-law who squats and pees?"

"Brother Tian, show them the whole two sentences!"

I don't know that the mother-in-law is high and the earth is thick, but she owes it to clean up!

Zhang Tianxiang roared:

Come on, come on......

You can do it, you go up.

Lao Tzu can't!

But can he say he can't? It's a man who grits his teeth and can't admit that "he can't do it." ”

"Can't do it, can you?"

The woman in yellow on the boat asked delicately.

"Who said that? Can't afford to look at people? ”

"Brother Tian, up!"

Zhang Tian was pushed out like this, and everyone stared at him for a while.

Zhang Tian didn't hold back a fart for a long time, and the anxious two blind people hated that they were possessed by Shi Jinhua.

"Alas~ It would be nice if my uncle was here."

Originally, I was standing and waiting, and the soles of my feet hurt a little, so I squatted directly on the stones.

"Uncle is estimated to be able to get on the boat and drive to the other side several times."

Seeing the unfinished tail squatting on the stone, several others also squatted down, waiting for Zhang Tian to hold back his fart......

Wait, wait, wait......

"Second blind, my stomach is upset, I'll find a place to solve it first."

It's a bit uncomfortable......

The woman on the boat saw that Zhang Tianzhu's face was red, and she laughed even more unscrupulously:

"Oh, it doesn't matter."

"your son, who said that the master wouldn't, you listen ......"

Everybody listen, look at how shocking this fart is holding back for so long......

Zhang Tian cleaned his throat and "cough cough ......"

Like the old pedant, he took a step forward and said in a loud voice like a poet:

"I would like to be a thin horse in Yangzhou and accompany you to the end of the world."

The women on board:

……

Stunned and dumbfounded......

The two blind people on the shore listened to it in the clouds, anyway, just one sentence:

Do not understand.

But it's weird to listen to.

After a long time, the woman on the boat couldn't help but hold on to the railing and laughed:

"Haha......"

"Ouch...... No, no, my waist smile is a little sore...... Haha......"

He ...... Ha ha...... To be a Yangzhou ...... Skinny mahaha......"

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing......"

Several people on the shore looked confused......

Why are these girls laughing even harder?

One of the women asked:

"Big brother, do you know what Yangzhou Skinny Horse is? Haha......"

Zhang Tian:

I don't know, we only have Malaysia in the Northland......

"Brother Tian, what is Yangzhou Skinny Horse?"

"Yangzhou is too poor, so the horse is thin!"

Zhang Tian replied categorically......

"If you don't say it's Brother Tian, it's just that you have a lot of knowledge, and if you are in the north, you can know whether Yangzhou horses are thin or not."

Admire!

Quite admired......

"We're done, aren't we on board for free now?"

The second blind asked loudly......

"Sister, let them come up, these people, come up to accompany the sisters to relieve their boredom...... Ouch, haha......"

"Come on, let's talk about what Yangzhou thin horse is, ahaha......"

Zhang Tianji, when he heard it, walked forward with his head held high like a victorious rooster......

The footsteps are a little fluttery......

Zhang Tianji entered the boat and looked around, only to find that:

Holy

Men's Gentle Country ......

"Brother Tian, what should I do? Let's go, these women are too high to cheat money......"

It's hard to be a bit of a mother-in-law, don't give it to a fool, and give it away voluntarily......

"Big brother, do you know Yangzhou Skinny Horse?"

Zhang Tian:

Lao Tzu knows a hammer!

"This Yangzhou skinny horse, ahaha......"

I can't help laughing when I think about it:

"Yangzhou thin horses are the lowest objects."

"What do you mean?"

The second blind asked, this girl's expression is not a good thing at first glance.

"It's the lowest kiln chicken ......"

"Chickens are still graded?"

"Points, people are divided into grades, and chickens are naturally divided into grades."

The second blind looked at the woman with shocked faces......

"Aren't they all chickens? What's the difference in eating? ”

Woman:

Belch?

……

This is still a non-picky eater......

"Brother Tian, this southerner is too troublesome, and he is so particular about eating chicken."

Zhang Tian:

……

"Do you have chickens here? The time has come, so let's eat here. ”

The girls on the boat listened:

It depends on the hour?

"Yes, I am hungry and thirsty." When Niu Erkang saw so many women and didn't see a single man, he asked:

"Why are you women on board? What about men? ”

As soon as the women heard:

Is this still a broken sleeve?

"Big brother, the chicken we are talking about, not the chicken."

"Which chicken is that?"

"It's the kiln sister you said in the north......"

Zhang Tian listened:

……

"What the fuck are you making grandpa happy? Sister Yao is Sister Yao, not to mention the kiln chicken, Lao Tzu thought it was a chicken roasted by the kiln chicken! ”

"Yangzhou Skinny Horse?"

Zhang Tian asked stiffly......

"Uh-huh...... Haha......"

As soon as he said this, he couldn't control his laughter, this man is willing to be a thin horse in Yangzhou, and he also wants to accompany others to wander the world!

You have become a skinny horse without freedom, how can you accompany others to wander the world?

"Big brother's wish is really touching...... Haha......"

Zhang Tianji:

Hearts and minds......

Huh......

You don't understand my brother's embarrassment......

"What's that, brothers, I won't delay the rest of your chicken sisters, farewell!"

Zhang Tian said and turned around and left with people, men, there is no need for people to care.

Especially the woman who is in the dust......

"Ouch, it's all here, what are you in a hurry to go? Drink wine and eat chicken, we have it all here. ”

"That's it, the sisters must serve the brothers well......

These people, at first glance, are inexperienced and fat......

When he ran to the shore with his pants, he saw that the flower boat had already sailed away, and scolded directly:

"A bunch of things that aren't human!"

"Phew!"

I can only find a place, squatting and waiting for Zhang Tian and a few people......

waited from the sun to the Rizhao River, but still did not see the flower boat come back......

At this time, Zhang Tian was surrounded by a group of women.

"Get the boat ashore, we're going to get off the boat."

Zhang Tian suddenly remembered why Qian Rushui asked them if they could swim......

"It's the first time you've come from other places, let's spend the money, don't resist, the sisters make you comfortable."

"Wait for ......"

As he spoke, he twisted his waist and dragged his little ass out, and locked Zhang Tian in the room.

"Brother Tian, what should I do?"

"This time, Lao Tzu admits planting, don't let Lao Tzu stand up, otherwise they will all be chopped and thrown into the river to feed the fish!"

A few people who couldn't move listened and looked at Zhang Tian:

"Brother Tian, it seems that at present, we will be fed to the fish first."

Zhang Tian looked around and found that there was one person missing:

"Where's the end?"

"Oh?"

It was only then that the others remembered that there was another person missing.

At this time, I looked up and looked at the rotten end of the river:

I'm so hungry......

"He seems to have and didn't follow."

When Zhang Tian heard this, he suddenly came to his senses:

"I hope that the goods will react soon, and find the girl to save us in time......"

carelessly lost Jingzhou......

Whining~

Exciting – very stimulating......

Romance