Chapter 184: Zhang Tian who wants to cry without tears
Zhang Tianfu ran to find Wang Banhang, and saw from a distance that Wang Banhang was tasting herbs everywhere again.
"Half-hanging, half-hanging, do you have a medicine that can attract many snakes to throw themselves into the net?"
Wang Banhang listened, and spit out the grass in his mouth:
"Phew."
"You want snake meat?"
"No, it works." Hurry up and say, is there any?
"Thou shalt not kill, for snakes eat rats, and rats eat crops."
This means:
A serpent is a good serpent, and it is not to be killed at will.
Snake:
If you have the ability, you can tell your money master......
"Don't kill, there is an ambush in front of you, and you were suddenly discovered by Xiu'er, and they are all hiding in the ground."
"Really?"
This is to make me half-hanging, and I have to give some color.
"Wait, I'll match you."
When Zhang Tian heard this, he was excited and ran behind Wang Banhang's buttocks.
"Half-hanging, okay?"
How do you feel that Wang Banhang is getting more and more evil?
"Try it, bring a sack and catch the snake first."
Zhang Tian called a few people, followed Wang Banhang out of the bamboo forest, and walked to the side of the mountain.
"Brother Tian, why do I feel a little weak."
Monkeys are most afraid of snakes, and monkeys are afraid of animals without hair.
"Find a big tree, climb it, check it, and there are no snakes before you go up." Don't blame me for not reminding you.
Wang Banhang was using a branch to prop up the sack so that the snake could enter on its own.
When the others heard this, they looked for the tree, and the monkey was frightened to show the nature of the monkey.
Whoosh, string up the tree......
Wang Banhang turned around:
Good guy, all ran up the tree, didn't you think about what he would do?
"Half-hanging, what are you looking at with your neck high?"
Why don't you come up yet, waiting for the snake to welcome you?
Wang was hung for a long time, stared at the tree and replied:
"You're pulling me, I can't climb a tree."
Zhang Tian listened and looked down on the other party a little:
"A man can't even climb a tree?" As he spoke, his hand stretched out.
Wang Banhang's body was slender, and Zhang Tian lifted it up as soon as he used his strength.
"Ahh......h
“?”
Zhang Tian looked dazed......
These two fools shout chicken feathers?
"I'm afraid of heights! Ahh I'm going to fall! ”
"Just close your eyes and don't look, don't you?"
Shouting on the lips and opening the eyes at the same time, is there something wrong with this thing's brain?
"Yes~"
Wang Hanhang hugged the trunk of the tree, his eyes closed, and his whole body trembled......
Zhang Tianji, who was waiting, stood on the tree and urinated once, but he didn't see a snake.
Seeing the monkey unsassing his belt, he was frightened and asked:
"What do you do?"
It's on the tree! The point is to force the face......
"I want to be big~"
When the others heard this, they glared at the monkey angrily, and there was a great deal:
If you dare to pull, Lao Tzu will dare to let you eat it, believe it or not?
The monkey was frightened by this posture, and the reincarnation of the five grains was tightened a lot.
"But I can't hold it back." He could feel his poop arching outwards in a clamor of hustle and bustle.
"I can't hold it back, I can't hold it back, it's noon, the sun is so big, you want to smoke Lao Tzu to death?"
The second blind followed the monkey and a tree, and almost wanted to kick people out.
"But, but, it's already outstanding......"
How does this make him hold back?
"What sound?"
Sizzle-......
"Here comes the serpent."
The others listened and stared at the sacks under the tree, and in a few moments snakes crawled over from all directions.
The monkey was frightened, hugged the trunk of the tree, and something that was originally outcropped was directly clipped......
There are more and more snakes, and the sack is about to be full, and the snake has no intention of stopping.
"Half hanging, how much medicine did you put in it?"
This sack is not small, it can hold 200 catties of rice!
"The first time, no experience."
Wang Banhang's eyes were closed, feeling much better......
"When will you go? This is the place with the most snakes in the south, don't make a giant python, it will be exciting. ”
Yo ho
The second blind crow's mouth, as soon as the words fell, the branches not far away were shaking vigorously.
"Second blind, you fucking have your mouth opened?"
Damn, what did they see?
Python!
Wow
Oh my God, what can I do?
When Wang Banhang heard this, he quickly took out a bottle of pills from his arms.
"Eat quickly."
Zhang Tian took it: "What is this?" "Can you take medicine indiscriminately?
"Avoid sucking pills, if you don't eat it, that thing will have to eat you."
When Zhang Tian heard this, he didn't ask how much he ate, but how much he poured out and how much he ate.
"Brother Tian, we!"
Zhang Tian threw the medicine bottle over:
"Pick it up, or ......" thought to himself.
"In this place, the giant python is not very big, and it is not a deep mountain and old forest."
The king half-hung his eyes and comforted himself and the others.
Zhang Tian could put down a pear with his mouth open and looked at the real thing in front of him.
It's really not big, it goes into the sack and fills the sack to the brine.
But it was also the biggest snake they had ever seen, as thick as a bucket.
The whole body is black, and the horns on the head are rising, and at first glance, this snake is not very smart.
Stupid thing, don't go in if you can't get in, and drill in a hurry!
"Half-hanging, hurry up and find a way, it will be troublesome to attract a bigger snake in a while."
"Don't speak."
Zhang Tiandu is a little afraid of the blind crow's mouth......
The good ones don't work, and the bad ones don't fall!
"Pull the rope."
Wang Banhang reminded......
When the others heard this, they were stunned:
Pull the rope?
Where's the rope?
Then he looked at the rope lying under the tree in shock, and slowly turned his head to look at Wang Banhang, who had his eyes closed......
Lying on the ground rope:
Hahahaha......
Surprised, not exciting, not surprised?
Zhang Tian gritted his teeth and asked Wang Banhang:
"Where's the rope?"
When Wang Banhang heard this, he reacted and looked at Zhang Tian incredulously.
He looked down at the rope under the tree......
The rope can speak, I guess, there must be a sentence at this moment:
"Hi ~ How are you?"
"What should I do?"
Wang Banhang asked, he forgot to bring the rope with him.
Zhang Tian touched his face and lamented in his heart:
With this IQ, it's no wonder that his father didn't let him prescribe medicine......
"No knives."
"Yes."
"Chop and hook up with the branches." If you have a knife, you can do it.
Zhang Kui listened to it and felt that it made a lot of sense, so he ...... under everyone's expectant gaze
Scold~
Pull out a small fruit knife......
Who to expect:
……
They want to cry......
"Yes, it's better than nothing."
Zhang Kui is making the last stubbornness for his fruit knife......
"Okay, here you go."
Zhang Tian is no longer angry, he faces the people around him very calmly, and the excitement that comes to him from time to time......
Zhang Kui listened, and took a fruit knife to cut the branches.
Wait, wait, look......
"Womn, it's smoking!"
Fuck, this is drilling wood for fire!
"Admire and admire ......"
Everyone else looked at Zhang Kui with a bewildered expression, and their eyes were full of:
How did I get it?
At this time, Wang Banhang handed the rope to Zhang Tian:
"Here, pull hard, lock the mouth of the sack."
Zhang Tian was scared......
"How did you get it?"
"Oh, oh, when you were looking at Zhang Kui, you broke this dry branch with your hand and hooked it."
Zhang Tian:
……
Isn't this product afraid of heights?
"Then why didn't you tell us?" They have been staring at Zhang Kui!
Wang Banhang listened to this, and replied very naturally:
"I see that you are so serious, you can't bear to bother."
Others listened:
Hehe......
Thank you, brother, you really think about us!
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