Li Yuanyuan arched his hand:

"Smiling girl, return gift, farewell below."

Seeing that the person was gone, the turtle suddenly rushed to the smiling girl's side:

"Next time you have this kind of request, the third brother will find someone to meet you!"

"Ahhh Frightened, he squatted on the ground with his chest crossed.

"Hahahaha......"

A group of turtles whistled and swaggered out of the Yunsihai Restaurant.

All right

Now the whole town knows about the rejection of Miss Smiling's entanglement with Shi Juren......

Before anyone raised a person's face, a poem spread all over the streets and alleys.

Naturally, it also reached the ears of the parties......

Shi Jinhua was stupid when he listened to the poems that Dumb said......

Is this poetry?

When did he do it?

His level can't make such a mentally retarded poem!

"Uncle, what you do with this poem, the old aunts on the street can understand it, amazing!"

His uncle is different, and the poems he makes are well-known, and they are understood by all ages......

Shi Jinhua:

……

"Where's Yuanyuan?"

He's going to kill him!

"Uncle, Brother Li said that if there was something recently, I went to the hotel."

It means that he will not come back for a while......

Li Yuanyuan:

It's busy, do you believe it?

When Shi Jinhua heard this, he was very suspicious that Li Yuanyuan lived in the town just to avoid him!

But he has no evidence......

I knew that there was too much money, so I called Shi Jinhua and scolded him.

"What did you write? Is this the level of lifting people? ”

Be a person like the mentally handicapped! Shame on people's faces!

Maybe others think you're watery!

Wow

This is a long life

There was too much money, so I was angry, so I got started directly and practiced Shi Jinhua.

Shi Jinhua's whole body was sore, and his muscles were trembling.

Lying on the ground, sweating, watching the sparrows flying overhead.

At this time, there is a sentence in my head, and I am frantically swiping the screen:

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

Who did he go to to reason with this?

Whether it is wronged or not, it is estimated that only God knows!

The academy listened to Shi Jinhua's glorious deeds, and the master was directly angry in class, and his mouth was pouting......

In private, Zhao Qimin, sad tears flowed out of his mouth, and he ate four bowls of rice fiercely......

Always remind yourself:

Can't laugh, can't laugh, can't laugh......

When the corners of the mouth can't be controlled to rise, immediately press it down with your hand!

But when I couldn't hold it down, I found a place where no one was:

"Hahahahahaha......ha

Lift people?

First place?

Hit in the face?

Although the academy and classmates are aware of Shi Jinhua's strength.

But who told him not to cherish his feathers?

Should!

Li Yuanyuan:

I feel that I need me outside the border recently, I don't know what you think?

What can Shi Jinhua do? There is such a group of family members who have their brains pumping from time to time, and he can only tear up, pick up the pot, and stride forward......

The buds have been planted in the ground, and now the birds are almost fine!

I actually took out all the bud seeds and ate them.

Shi Jinhua, who was angry, almost died of ......

Holding his neck high, looking at the sky, with a tear in the corner of his eye, he said secretly:

Yes!

I can't go on anymore......

The birds bully me too!

Because the seeds were eaten by the birds, they had to make up for them as soon as possible, and if they didn't have seeds, they had to pay for them.

Think about it

The heart hurts even more!

Buying seeds and having to replant them is another busy ......

"Uncle, it's not a way to make up for it all the time, you have to let the sparrows and birds dare not come."

Dumb is also replanted from time to time, and the eyes are circled.

Okay

Since this is the case, Shi Jinhua went back and thought of a way.

It took two days with last year's straw to tie several scarecrows.

"Uncle, this is a good solution."

The two of them pulled the ox cart and ran all the way to the field, and it happened to be evening.

There was no one around, two of them, and the scarecrow was erected in the ground.

"Uncle, it's not enough to just put a dummy, they won't move."

Shi Jinhua listened to it and felt that Dumb was really a talent.

The brain can't work, but the mouth can!

This mouth, it's a problem, this kind of talent, it's really ......

"Uncle, I remember that there was a red cloth at home, it was all moldy, it was useless, it was used to tie the scarecrow, when the wind blew, the cloth floated up, and the birds flew away in fright."

Shi Jinhua just wanted to say:

It can still be used for washing

Everyone is dumb and has run away......

Looking at the sky, it may be foggy tonight......

After Dumb came back, he tied it up, and it was exactly as Dumb thought.

When the wind blows, the red cloth floats up, and the birds are scared away.

After weighing the pros and cons, Shi Jinhua agreed to use the red cloth at home.

The two went home, and sure enough, it was foggy that night.

The wind is not small......

When the sky was bright, the evening aunt carried a hoe to the field to take a look.

See what happened to the birds in the field.

Walking with his head down, thinking about his eldest son who had been away from home for a long time.

I don't know what's going on outside, when I pass by Shi Jinhua's house, I habitually take a look.

Just at a glance

Sit on the ground with a scared ass!

"Ahh......h

"There are ghosts!"

When I was older, I was so scared that I almost flashed my waist.

Stumbling back to the village, shouting as he ran:

"There are ghosts, there are ghosts!"

It just so happened that the old village chief was pressing the village road in the village with his hands behind his back.

When I heard the screams of the late aunt, I thought:

Ay~

People nowadays are not stable at all!

Whew!

"Shouting what?"

The late lady was frightened, and when she saw the old village chief, she said:

"In the field west of Andy's house, there are ghosts!"

Old Village Chief:

I think you're like a ghost~

"Really, several people, with red cloth in their hands, and the red cloth flew straight towards me!" Ouch mother, I'm scared to death!

"I'll take a look, old man!"

It's like never seeing a big snake peeing......

lose face

"Don't be alone, you wait, I'll call someone."

You'll be scared for a while, and you won't be able to run!

Is the old man the kind of person who has never seen the world?

I've lived a lifetime, what demons and monsters haven't I seen?

Old man, I'm going to be afraid?

In one go, the little old man ran quite energetically, and ran directly to Shi Jinhua's house.

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see anything, so I said angrily:

"What a fuss!"

At this moment, a morning breeze blew, and a strip of red cloth floated from behind the old village chief.

Flying straight on the old village chief's shoulder, rubbing his ears from time to time.

Fluttery, cool......

A thick cold air rises from the soles of your feet to the top of your head.

The hairs on my body stood on end......

Oh~

Old Village Chief:

Don't look back, don't look back~

In this case, the old people know that they can't turn back~

Looking back, it's either crazy or stupid~

meanwhile

Aunt Wan called a group of men, pulled several big black dogs, and there were virgins in the family, and they all shouted.

The big rooster also hugged several of them, and the boy urinated for several bowls.

The child can't pee, and when he waits for the anxious Lao Tzu, he will slap the tender little ass directly!

While crying, while urinating~

"Hurry up, the old village chief ran away alone."

It happened that Shi Jinhua and Dumb went out with a basket on their backs.

I saw a group of people running past the door, holding a big rooster in their hands, holding a bowl, and carrying a knife~

The big black dog barked~

The carpenter in the village took the ink fountain and ran away with his shoes.

"Uncle, what are they doing?"

The people in this village are more passionate than any other village!

"I don't know~"

These people, like being chased by dogs, run to a place~

Dumb:

……

Villagers, what a life!

Romance