Chapter 262: A Bunch of Fools
Originally, if you don't show your identity, you'll be beaten up, and this suddenly shows your identity.
Shi Jinhua and the others were a little flattered, and when the other party saw it, these people looked dirty, thinking that they were scared of each other.
"Scared, aren't you? If you are afraid, you will let go of your grandfather, and then kneel down and kowtow to call your grandfather. ”
Three Guns:
I'm afraid of your mother!
punched over, and the other party directly spit out his big teeth.
"Come, grandpa, grandson will give you a massage."
Let you loosen up and send fast......
The others watched silently, anyway, the three guns were either on the way to beat people or on the way to be beaten......
"Let go of Lao Tzu!"
If you have the ability, don't leave, I will definitely let you die in this town when I go back.
"Let go of your mother, let go! Who do you think you are? Wearing pants is a man? No matter how thick the pants are worn by the embroidery needle, it is still the embroidery needle. ”
"Let go of my young master, otherwise you don't want to get out of the town completely!"
When his master eats?
"Pull away."
It's not safe here, pull it out of the city......
Li Yuanyuan didn't know when he picked up the sack.
"What for!"
You want to put them in sacks? A strong sense of fear immediately rose.
"Shut up!"
Agu went down with one palm, and successfully shut up the five people, a set of sacks, one person carried a bag, turned around and left.
The people in the inn didn't dare to come out to see the excitement at all, and the people who passed by were all driven away by the suffocation outside......
Carrying the sack, he left the city and came to an abandoned and dilapidated house.
A few people were still dizzy, and Agu untied the sack, and the person poured out.
"Smack." This loud face sounded, and everyone else who watched it felt pain in their faces.
Ay!
Just don't wake up.
"Drenched?"
Agu asked, his hands hurting, and the five goods showed no signs of waking up.
"What water? Where do you want water? Lao Tzu comes. ”
Xiang Xi untied his trouser belt as he spoke, and in Shi Jinhua's stunned, this urine was finished urinating on the people on the ground......
Shi Jinhua:
In the books of the sages, this is not taught!
"Look, aren't you awake?"
A bag of old urine, if this person doesn't wake up, he can wake up.
"Bah, bah~"
It's disgusting!
"What do you want to do?"
Where is this? What are they going to do?
"You are the young master of Liu Jiabao's second master?"
"Uh-huh."
What else am I?
"What's your father's name?"
"Hao Jianbi."
"Oh, Hao Jianqiu?"
"Hao Jianbi! End! Bi~"
It's terrible to have no culture~
"Young Master Hao, where does your family live?"
Xiangxi didn't have the patience to ask anymore, he didn't seem to know what to ask.
Shi Jinhua and several people:
I don't understand, you're still so positive?
When Hao Zhan heard this, he was a little suspicious of his ears, there were people who didn't know where his home was?
"Forget it, don't ask, if you ask, what people say may not be true."
Even if they did, they wouldn't dare to believe it!
"Then what are you doing with them?"
Sanpao asked Li Yuanyuan, you made Lao Tzu's blood boiling, but in the end it was to tease Lao Tzu?
Li Yuanyuan:
~
He didn't think about it!
Then he turned his head and looked at Shi Jinhua and said:
"Uncle, what do you say?"
Shi Jinhua:
What should I say?
Everyone is caught, what can he say?
"What the hell are you trying to do?"
Hao Zhan drove the people in front of him crazy, these people don't seem to have brains!
"We want to go to King's Landing."
Hao Zhan:
Why is it so natural that you can ask for it?
It's as if you can go if you want to!
"I'm only going three times in total, you want to go?"
In my more than ten years of life, I have only been there three times!
"We've heard that King's Landing is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and we want to see it."
Hao Zhan:
You think I'm stupid? Or are you fucking stupid?
Will you believe you?
"Then why don't you just knock on the door and go in?"
You're stupid, I'm stupid, everyone is stupid together......
Look who's stupid, come on! Hurt each other......
"Your mother, be stupid?"
Kaizi looks at Hao Zhan the same as he looks at stupidity.
Is this man sick in the head?
Hao Zhan:
You're not stupid? Would ask such a stupid question?
"How can I join Liujiabao?"
Li Yuanyuan asked, looking like an angry young man who admired Liu Jiabao very much.
"Do you want to join Liujiabao?"
These six people, except for the one who is like a scholar who is a little more normal, everyone else is a little stupid.
How could Liu Jiabao accept this kind of person?
"The day after tomorrow, Liujiabao will receive a new one, you can try it."
Hao Zhan believes that this group of people is used to put their facial features with a head.
Nothing dangerous
"The day after tomorrow?"
So long? They don't have that much time to waste.
"When did you release me?"
Hao Zhan thought to himself:
Go back, and I'll make you look good......
"Give it, eat it and put it away."
Li Yuanyuan handed over the five pills.
"Poison?"
"Almost."
The meaning can be said to be the same, but it is chronic.
Hao Zhan:
Can I refuse?
Three Guns:
"Eat!"
Li Yuanyuan's mother chirped, and she couldn't stand the three guns.
Directly one person one by one, he forcibly broke his mouth and threw it in.
"Melt in your mouth."
Li Yuanyuan half-squatted and looked at Hao Zhan, who was coughing desperately......
Hao Zhan:
I greet your ancestors!
"What kind of poison is this?"
Damn, I've been out all year round, and today I'm in a dead end.
"Don't."
Li Yuanyuan slapped his palm with a fan......
The half-hanging medicine really works.
"Don't lift? This~"What kind of poison is it?"
Hao Zhan directly wanted to kneel for these people, he was brainless, and the poison was wonderful.
"Don't look for this, what about you, when there is no woman, the little brother is holding it, and when he sees a woman, he will pull it." As he spoke, he gestured with his hand, "That's it, don't lift it." But you really want to think about that, you think about it, you think about it all over your body, but if you give it to you, you don't lift it again. ”
Others:
What a perverted poison~
Also with identification function?
"You say, is it poisonous?"
I can't sleep at night, I want to burn my body, hey~ I just can't use it!
This poison is so cheap~
"Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?"
To give him such a perverted poison!
"What's the name of this poison?"
Sancang is curious, does this Wang Banhang have a special intention to resist men?
Li Yuanyuan listened and replied:
"Call for spring."
Others:
……
The three guns were stunned:
"What is it called?"
Li Yuanyuan:
"Call for spring!"
Don't you understand? He's so obvious!
"What the hell is it called? Spring? Spring? ”
I didn't go around to the west for a long time, and the others didn't understand it.
are all staring at Li Yuanyuan, there are a lot of:
You make it clear!
"Call a spring, call a spring, call a spring! Got it? It's called a spring! ”
I'm so tired, how can he have such a group of brothers who don't have a tacit understanding?
Shi Jinhua listened and asked:
"Who came up with this name?"
"Half-hanging, he's too lazy to think about it, so ask me to help him think about it."
Others:
So you came up with it?
Disgusting, fucking disgusting!
"Antidote, give me the antidote!"
Hao: When I heard this, I felt that he was afraid, he was afraid of dying from the explosion.
"This medicine can't kill people, and if you can't fight it, you will be a rootless person."
What's there to be nervous about?
Li Yuanyuan comforted Hao Zhan, then stood up and said:
"Uncle, let's go."
"Don't go, give me the antidote, what conditions, you prescribe!"
How many people can Hao Zhan let go? No, hurry up and grab Li Yuanyuan's trouser belt.
------Off topic------
Greatly updated for three months in a row.,I really want to take a day off.,Ahh
Last night, I fell asleep while writing, got up again, and continued to write, with obsessive-compulsive disorder, not enough to update three chapters, and always felt that I couldn't sleep well, but I was very sleepy......
It's like running with a mountain on your back...... There are two chapters left.,Da go back to get it.,Da Da is a guest.,It's rude......
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