Just when a few people felt that they couldn't hold back their urine again, they reached the top.

Take a look down

There is a feeling of feathering and ascending to immortality......

"This Lord Liu Bao is a person who can enjoy it."

Shi Jinhua looked at the clouds and beings under his feet......

"Cut! Living so high, I'm not afraid of rheumatism! ”

Turtle San turned around and put water on the grass next to him.

Then

"Third brother, your urine is a little yellow, are you on fire?"

Kaizi glanced at it, and the urine of the turtle was the same as the urine of a horse.

When you go to the ground, you still have a hot air, and when the wind blows, you can still smell it.

"Get out! Lao Tzu doesn't have a mother-in-law, it's normal to get on fire! ”

You know a chicken feather!

Kyle:

……

It's obvious that I just eat too much and get angry, what does it have to do with my mother-in-law?

The selected ones are standing at the gate, waiting for others to arrange to go in.

"Line up, come one by one, show the red card, and go back the way you came."

As soon as these words came out, a group of abnormal normal selected personnel began to line up.

"Fifty people this year?"

So little? Li Yuanyuan was curious, what can he do with so little?

"Such a good welfare, there are more people, don't you eat people poor?"

Are you a fool when you are someone from Liujiabao?

When Sissy said this, others felt:

Huh

This product, I've recently opened up my mind!

"Quiet, quiet. In groups of six, find your own people. ”

"Hurry up, in a moment, it's time to eat."

Shi Jinhua was a group of six people, and after taking the clothes, the shoes were arranged.

When the six people were holding the clothes in their hands, they were suddenly dumbfounded:

How will they go back in the future?

A few people, you look at me, I look at you, there is always a feeling that you have already bought a body.

"What are we here for?"

"Let's see if Lao Liu is dead or not."

Li Yuanyuan answered Shi Jinhua's question, and then several people began to be silent again......

I'll go to his uncle

It's a big game......

"What should I do?"

How do you leave after crossing the road?

At this time, it came from afar

"It's time to eat!"

As soon as this voice sounded, the environment that was as quiet as death suddenly appeared many men, rushing to the same place like starving ghosts.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?"

Turtle San asked, grabbing a man running past him.

"Let go, it's late for a while, and there's no food."

"So edible? It's a pig! ”

This canteen should be doing a lot, right?

Xiao Xixi scratched her face and tickled.

The man who was caught replied:

"No, I do a lot, but I can't stand a lot of people, the rice bucket has a lot of strength, his fists are hard, he eats a lot, he goes late, he won't have anything to eat."

The rice bucket is a real rice bucket, and eating is the same as feeding pigs.

You can never get enough to eat!

"You can't hold him down?"

Such a?

The turtle didn't believe it.

"If you don't believe it, you'll know by yourself, let it go, I'll starve to death in a while!"

At first glance, you can tell that it is a new arrival......

Don't be stupid!

Seeing that the man had run away, several people immediately glanced at each other.

"Change your clothes!"

Shi Jinhua felt that people could not be starved to death!

The six of them went down three times and divided five by two, changed their clothes, and ran to the canteen.

When I arrived, there was no slag at all......

There were also a few people holding empty bowls and swallowing saliva and watching a man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist holding a bucket and eating.

People use bowls for eating, and he uses rice buckets for meals, no wonder they are called rice buckets.

"Uncle, what should we do?"

There was no meat in the monastery's food, and they already felt that they had no strength.

I finally saw the meat and vegetables, but I didn't even touch them.

"Such a big pork knuckle, several! Did he finish eating alone? ”

Kaizi looked at the man who called the rice bucket in amazement.

Shi Jinhua walked over:

"This brother, the son said: The gentleman has no food to eat, no place to live, and is sensitive to ......" is cautious in his words

The rice bucket lifted the meat face out of the big wooden barrel and looked at the person in front of him.

Shi Jinhua:

……

"You eat, you eat, don't worry!"

This person's fierce face frightened the newborn Shi Baobao.

Li Yuanyuan several:

Fuck you, but go on!

despise

Turtle San didn't have that mind, he couldn't be hungry, and when he was hungry, he was irritable.

Pick up a pork knuckle and gnaw it, and after nibbling it, I felt a little tired, and pulled open the rice bucket lying in the rice bucket.

"I'm hungry too!"

Eater:

Are you new and haven't heard of Lao Tzu's name?

"Get out!"

Grab rice with Lao Tzu, do you think that the nickname of Lao Tzu Rice Bucket was taken by yourself?

"Fuck off, sister! Damn, everyone hasn't eaten, you eat other people's portions, and you're still coaxing. You're so powerful, why don't you go to heaven? You go to the sky and run to the moon with Chang'e! ”

Third master, I'm used to your fault......

Eater:

This newcomer seems a little silly, huh?

"Are you looking for death?"

If I don't beat you, rice bucket, how can I dominate the canteen in the future?

"Death to your mother, you death, the third master will not die."

The two of them were fighting back and forth, and Xiao Xixi supported everyone not to pay attention, picked up an elbow, and retreated to the side to eat while watching the excitement.

When the others saw that little Sissy had it, they also tried to get it.

One, two, three or four, and the elbows were all gone in an instant.

The turtle scratched his mouth, his mouth was a little itchy, you are awesome, and the third master is also awesome!

A look at the rice bucket:

What about Lao Tzu's pork knuckle?

When I turned around, I went to your uncle, and all of them were taken and eaten.

This is infuriating, and he directly grabbed the bench and waved it at the turtle's head.

"Third brother!"

This scream pierced the entire canteen, and the elbows in the hands of Shi Jinhua and the frightened people slipped away.

"Yo yo, it's so dangerous, the meat almost fell to the ground."

Turtle San squatted down, dodging the oncoming bench.

Third master, I'm afraid of you?

Grab the bench next to you and sweep it directly to the other party!

The rice bucket retreated, dodging the opponent's attack.

Retreating in front of Shi Jinhua and the others, Kaizi took advantage of the chaos and kicked out directly.

The rice bucket poured over to the turtle three, and the rice bucket was furious, and looked back!

Boy

Everyone looked at him innocently with the food!

you

Who's behind it?

The turtle kicked the stomach of the rice bucket, but this time the rice bucket didn't dodge, and directly kicked the ground.

"Robbed your third master's meal, and argued with your third master."

Shi Jinhua looked at it and thought to himself:

It seems that Zi said, no fist is useful!

Taught, taught......

Sages:

We must convince people with virtue

Qian Jiabang:

Serve your mother!

Shi Jinhua:

Listen to the sages.

Qian Jiabang:

Listen to your sister!

The two of them scuffled on the ground, and for a while you pressed me and beat me, and for a while I pressed you and beat me.

A group of onlookers eating melons:

Silently prepare the meal and eat it when you are full......

The turtle three fights and does not forget to explain:

"Leave a bowl of rice for Lao Tzu!"

Damn, Lao Tzu worked hard for you, and you didn't even leave him food.

As soon as these words came out, the person who originally wanted to fill the rice immediately dropped the spatula.

This big one seems to be more powerful than a rice bucket......

The two fought to the end, turned into hugging each other, and rolled on the spot.

Great:

I'm going to crush your posture with my weight!

After a group of people had eaten and drunk, they began to cheer and cheer on the sidelines!

"Kill him!"

"Crush him!"

"Sit him to death!"

"Bite him to death!"

Let him rob them of food every day......

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