Chapter 150: Stealing the Doll
"Oh, so you're a soap-robed general, no wonder you're wearing this black dress. Piao Ranzi smiled. "I heard that you became a door god after you died, do you want to run here to take office?"
"Fei Ye" Wei Chigong pointed to the statue of the city god in the temple with a steel whip: "I am looking for him to comment on it and it has nothing to do with you, so retreat quickly."
"This great general, since ancient times, the gods and men have saluted, can you please tell me, what is the matter with finding the city god?" asked Piao Ranzi.
"Fight unevenly" Wei Chigong poked his whip to the ground, "You doll, you have to be nosy, and you don't understand it." ”
"This general, how do you know that he doesn't understand? Could it be that you are a roundworm in his stomach?" Murong Yan said.
"I'm not a roundworm, I'm a door god" Yu Chigong glared at Murong Yan: "Female doll, sharp teeth, if you don't retreat, don't blame me for being rude."
"Huh, you keep saying that you are a door god, and you should have killed evil ghosts, are we evil ghosts?" Murong Yan said.
"Of course not. ”
"You're rude to us, you're doing the right thing, you door god?"
"You 、、、、、、 angry with me" Wei Chi Gong couldn't argue with them, and as soon as he stomped his feet, the group of thugs stepped forward: "Master Men, don't talk nonsense with them, just coax them out." ”
"Okay, you are a god of the Wei Chi Gate, you bully others, and it is small to coax us out, spread it out, don't you have a good reputation" Murong Yan said with a smile.
"What do you want?" Wei Chigong waved his hand at his subordinates and asked, "Who are you?"
"We're here to incense. As soon as I came in. You're going to coax us out and scare us. Say that you are a god general. Since you are a god general, just talk about what you are doing here, and we will naturally admire you when we hear you speak reasonably. Murong Yan said.
"Okay, I'll tell you about it, and you will give a review. Wei Chigong was just about to speak, but he closed his eyes and said: "I said the door god, I think it's over, let's go back, a child, if you lose it, you will lose it." ”
"What, the child is lost?" Piao Ranzi wondered: "This can't be just counted, the child is lost, it's not a trivial matter, let alone one, half of it can't be lost." ”
"Yes, can you make it clear? Murong Yan was also surprised when he heard this, could it be that this person had lost the child?
"Okay, let's talk about it, you evaluate it" Wei Chigong said to the man again: "Send your son Zhang Xian, since you have arrived here, what are you afraid of, from the beginning to the end, I will take care of it." ”
"Well, you give me a review. The folk legend of Zhang Xianye, who sent his son, is me. "This Zhang Xianye, with a gentle face and elegant manners, has the appearance of a great emperor.
"Zhang Xianye, why did you lose a child?" Piao Ranzi knew that there was a son Zhang Xian, and when he saw it today, it turned out to be a man with the style of a king, which was unexpected.
"My temple is far away from this City God Temple. A few days ago, I took the bow and silver bullet, went out to inspect, and when I came back, the temple manager in Zhangxian Temple said to me: 'There is a daredevil, who ran to our temple treasury and stole a doll, how can it be good?' I went to the temple to check, and sure enough, there was one missing. Those dolls, they are all the children who died in their lives that I inspected everywhere and accepted, and when I saw which family had accumulated virtue and done good, and the yin virtue was great, and there were no heirs in the Yin Si book, I would give them one. Losing one is nothing, but when this daredevil fled, he didn't say anything to my subordinates: My city god saved Li Min, and you Zhang Xian put the doll and didn't send it out, and it was in vain to call Zhang Xianye. The temple manager looked at this daredevil, because there were many ghost helpers in the Chenghuang Temple, and he was reckless and reckless, so he didn't dare to provoke him. ”
"Is there such a thing?" Piao Ranzi said in his heart: No wonder the land said that daredevils went in and out, it turned out that they went to Zhangxian Temple to steal dolls. When I looked up, I guessed that the daredevils were listening on the rooftop, and they didn't dare to come down.
"The city god here, I heard that the magic power is boundless, dare to oppose the Five Immortals Sect, and go outside the city to help General Chen kill the demons and exterminate the bandits, which is indeed admirable. However, he can't care about my son. The city god is under the jurisdiction of the underworld, and there is a fixed number of souls and reincarnations. Someone went to the Chenghuang Temple to ask for a son, and Yin Si couldn't be accommodating, so he went to my Zhang Xian Temple to steal it, which was too unusual. Zhang Xian said, shook his head and sighed.
"Do you have conclusive proof? must have been stolen by a daredevil?" asked Piaoranzi.
"Absolutely. There is a family surnamed Huang in Shucheng, who used to go to my Zhangxian Temple to ask for a son, because they had bullied and abused their sons and nephews in their previous lives, and punished their husbands and wives for suffering from having no children and no daughters in this life. Unexpectedly, they burned incense everywhere, and it is estimated that they have also come to this City God Temple, and the doll stolen by the daredevils was given to them. Zhang Xian said.
"Did you see that?" said Murong Yan.
"I didn't see it, but I heard it. Zhang Xian said. "The day before yesterday, I went to this Huang family and listened to the conversation between their husband and wife, and the husband of the Huang family said: 'Say a thousand ways and ten thousand, all the temples in Shucheng are all asked, all the gods don't care, and they are the most effective in Chenghuang, you see, let's ask for a son, just go to the Chenghuang Temple a few times, and someone came to dream in the middle of the night, saying that Chenghuang has promised to send you a son. The wife of the Huang family said: "No, I also dreamed that the child had been delivered." I'm really unwell these days, so let's get a doctor to check the pulse. So the husband and wife went to find Langzhong, and they were happy. The Huang family and his wife decided to sing a big opera for the city god, this is not, yesterday morning, outside the gate of this courtyard, the Huang family also invited the opera troupe, gongs and drums were noisy, set up a stage to act, and thank the city god for sending his son. ”
"I see," said in his heart: "How can this daredevil, how can he casually promise others?
"Immortal Master Zhang, you came directly to Chenghuang to explain why you still alarmed the Gate Divine Master?" asked Murong Yan.
"This is my voluntary grievance," Wei Chigong shouted. "This city god is too unexpected, and I and Qin Qiong are all martial arts gods. Zhang Xianye's Zhang Xian Temple is guarded by us. However, there are too many people in the world who ask us to guard the house, and where can we manage it, they will put our portraits on the door. Yesterday afternoon, I heard someone complaining about me, so I rushed to Zhangxian Temple, and the temple manager was saying that I am a door god: I have a name but no reality, occupy a door panel, and do not stop the ghost officials of the City God Temple, and I am worshiped by us in vain. As he spoke, he tore up my portrait. People have faces, trees and bark, I asked the reason, this is too arrogant, don't put Zhang Xian in his eyes, don't put us in his eyes, we will come in the morning, find this city god to judge, if he doesn't send the doll back, I will smash this city god temple to prevent him from receiving the people's incense, but to see what he is capable of"
"That's the case" Piao Ranzi complained bitterly in his heart, he was outside the city for the past four days, where did he know what happened in the City God Temple. The daredevils stole the doll behind his back, but he had good intentions, pasted gold on the face of the city god, won glory for the city god temple, and let the people of Shucheng know that he was a city god, but it was Zhang Xianye's business to send a son, he was the more than the thief, can Zhang Xian not be angry? The doll in the temple library was stolen, the door god was derelict in his duties, and Wei Chigong was complained, and they were justified in looking for the city god to comment