Chapter 300: Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose ......
As expected, the three fat came back with their heads.
"Lost?"
Zhang Tian asked.
The three fat glanced at Zhang Tian aggrievedly, and then nodded:
"Hmm~"
He lost cleanly~
"Well, why don't you lose all your pants?"
If there weren't a lot of people, Lao Tzu would be able to beat you crying dad and calling mom!
Three fat:
It was as if he wanted to lose......
Who doesn't want to win?
"Dead open, stupid thing!"
It's useless at all, what is alive for what?
A group of people marched to the next venue.
"Come on, come on, nesting dolls, items on the ground, want to set that, set that, a circle for a penny."
"Girl, let's play this."
Qian Rushui listened, stood and took a look, anyway, there was nothing to do.
Play and play, she watched from the sidelines......
"Give, Shiwen."
Second, I went to buy hoops with confidence......
Everyone else watched silently because they didn't have anything to want.
If you want it, you can't take it, so you don't waste that money!
"Second blind, can you do it?"
The last lap, I haven't put on one for half a day!
"Don't beep in Lao Tzu's ear!"
He could have been hit, all because of the monkey's mouth!
"Okay, you come, you come, I'll go!" As he spoke, the monkey stepped back, far away from the second blind......
Second Blindness:
That's all I have to say!
You are so far away from me, you can't get caught for a while, how can I push it on you?
"Lose it!"
Monkeys are not afraid of death, if you have the ability, you will lose it!
The second listened blindly, didn't lose it for a long time, and for the sake of the man's face, he made up his mind and said:
"Girl, you're the last one."
If he doesn't lose it, if he doesn't lose it, he will be laughed at by this group of animals today!
Zhang Tian's group of people:
Bah!
Lao Tzu looks down on you!
Qian Rushui took the circle and asked:
"Which one?"
"That's the goose!"
Lao Tzu has been thinking about it for a long time......
The goose raised its neck and looked at the human in front of him with disdain!
Goose:
This goose is in the morning, and no one can take it away!
Stupid human ......
", girl, it despises me!"
The second blind pointed at the goose and said angrily......
Goose:
Humans actually understood?
"Second blind, you actually understand the words of beasts?"
You're the same kind of beast as a brute, huh?
The second blind listened, snorted, and replied:
"You're not even as good as a brute!"
Monkey:
Bah!
My mouth!
The ...... should be played
The boss also likes his big goose, because everyone wants to set this goose, but unfortunately, it was not set in the morning~
Walk......
The goose was taken away!
"Wow!"
The second blind saw the big goose on the money like water, and jumped up excitedly.
Without waiting for the boss to give it away, he ran in and hugged it!
"Lao Tzu wants to stew a goose in an iron pot!" Cause him to lose such a big face......
Big Goose:
……
Everything happened so fast, Ben Goose didn't prepare for it!
Refuse to put it in the pot!
Zhang Tian was also happy and laughed:
"Not bad, ten cents, bought a big goose!"
This business has been earned, and it has made a lot of money......
"Let's go to the next place and see what else is fun."
Circle Boss:
It's all circles in my head......
Whining~
He was a goose, sacrificed!
Next
"Girl, fishing, one article at a time, hang it and take it away."
"Chicken feathers!"
Zhang Tian saw that the fish in the big wooden barrel were all eaten, and he almost turned his belly.
"This fish is full, how did you get off?"
Two blind looks, it's true!
A group of people can only regret going to the next venue.
The second blindly hugged the goose, and the goose made a loud noise from time to time.
Goose ~ Goose ~ Goose ~
"Shut up! I'll kill you at night. ”
The second blind slapped the goose's head and slapped the goose's head directly.
Zhang Tian:
……
Others:
……
This is a fool, right?
"It's not delicious to die!"
Stupid thing, do things with brains, and don't start lightly or heavily.
Then
The goose raised his head slowly and looked at the human in front of him:
It's not wrong......
The human heart is really ruthless!
"It's just right to be hungry, can you go in and eat?"
I walked around all morning, and I ate here for lunch.
The second blindly hugged the goose and went in, and the shopkeeper saw it, and quickly ran over and reminded:
"Guest officer, guests are not allowed to bring their own food in the shop."
Qian Jiabang:
……
They didn't bring it!
The second is blind, looking at the big goose, and the big goose is looking at the little two!
Big Goose:
That's right, these humans bring their own food!
"You're saying this goose can't be brought in?"
The second blind pointed to the goose and asked!
Big Goose:
Yes, I won't let it in! Let go of this goose!
Shop 2:
"Yes."
A group of people came to bring a goose, and you were enough to buckle it.
"Is this dead or alive?"
Erblind pointed to the goose and asked loudly......
"Alive."
What's wrong with life? It's not food to live?
"This is Master's pet, pet, do you fucking understand?"
The shopkeeper glanced at the big goose's buttocks, and then at the second blind.
Reply:
"Got it."
uh-huh
A big man actually raised a female goose as a pet!
It's a character!
Admire......
"Please come in."
The shopkeeper was not embarrassed, the second blind should have been happy, but the other party's eyes looking at him just now made him feel that his innocence had been insulted.
But he has no proof! It's annoying......
A group of people walked in front of Qian Rushui, and they didn't care about the two blind things in the back.
A group of people sat down in the lobby, and the restaurant, which was originally very serious, instantly became a Jianghu atmosphere......
The second blind came up from the last seat, and he didn't hold the rope, so he could only hold the goose in his arms.
The goose comes to a sentence from time to time:
Goose...... Goose......
The man at the opposite table looked at it several times......
"Girl, what are you eating?"
Pheasant asked.
"Everything."
She eats them all and is not a picky eater.
When the pheasant heard this, he got up and went to the back kitchen, and it didn't take long for him to come out.
"Can you tie your goosebeak up?"
Finally, the man on the other side couldn't help it, he said a word to his friend, and the goose crowed!
The second listened blindly, and quickly apologized:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the brute is not sensible."
When the man saw it, the apology was sincere, and he just thought about it.
He continued to turn his head and said to the man at the table:
"Mother~".
Before it came out, the goose crowed......
Goose~
It's like he's calling a goose to be a mother! Womn, I can't stand it!
Bear with it! You can't deal with the animals, continued:
"Under is ~" has this thought
The words are not falling!
Goose ~ goose ~
The others listened and held back their laughter, and it was a goose below~
Hahahaha......
Man:
……
You can't worry about animals, you can't worry about animals!
"Call your mother, and Lao Tzu will stew you in a while!"
The second blind thinks that this big goose is deliberately doing something for him!
Big Goose:
Oh~
The man choked and continued:
"I really need your batch of ......" goods
Big Goose:
Goose Goose Goose Goose ......
They were close and close, and the geese were crying loudly......
The man couldn't stand it anymore, turned his head and asked:
"Why, it's so appropriate every time?"
He's talking about business, is this group of people sent by God to test him?
A group of people also looked at the goose, and they couldn't figure out why the goose always spoke at the right time.
The second listened, grabbed the mouth of the big goose and said:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, big brother, this meal, I'm invited."
Saying that, he asked the shopkeeper to settle the bill and helped the man pay the money in advance.
Man:
What else can I say?
When the second blind saw that the other party was gone, he lowered his head and said:
"If I wasn't afraid of killing you now, it wouldn't be delicious at night, and Lao Tzu would chop you now!"
Big Goose:
……
It wanted to bark again......
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