The three fools replied stupidly, they didn't know that Wang Banhang, who was being disturbed, was holding back a fire at this time......

"Why do you have to bring Lao Tzu here?"

Can't open your mouth to shout? He has no ears! He has no feet and needs you to carry a puppy like a puppy?

Has he been too amiable lately? Cause this thing to itch again?

"There's a reason for it, half-hung brother, you give the second blind look, we're all waiting for him."

Wang Banhang glanced at the others:

"Uh-huh......"

We're all waiting......

Second Blindness:

Half-hanging, I don't need to look!

Half-hanging, since so many people need to be more comfortable, then:

"I'll see."

"Half-hanging, that, actually, I'm not that uncomfortable." Afraid that the other party would not believe it, he said, "Really, I don't need to watch it." ”

It's better to make me dizzy, but according to what he knows about the people around him.

I guess his eyes haven't closed yet, these brothers like mad dogs.

I'm going to wake him up! Especially here, there is a perverted half-hung doctor!

"Since you're comfortable, then you calculate, let's go here next time, okay?"

The three fools don't care what you're thinking, he's just a tendon.

Lao Tzu, I just want to know, how do you calculate this fortune teller?

The second was blind for a long time, and came slowly:

"Today, it's not suitable for fortune telling."

Others:

？

What does this mean?

"Brother Tian, no, will you serve him again?"

Zhang Kui walked to Zhang Tian's side and asked......

He's been putting up with this fortune teller for a long time......

Because every time he counts himself as a single-handed life......

This breath, no matter how much he drops, he has to find a chance to get out!

"You're going?"

Zhang Tian asked rhetorically......

The monkey couldn't stand it anymore and said:

"Second blind, hurry up, it's time to exert your residual heat."

Don't grind, get beaten for a while, but don't cry.

"I guess he won't count, let's not embarrass him, he's usually just a calf."

As soon as these words came out, the second blind disagreed, he and the master have been learning art since childhood, although he may be a little unrefined, but he must not say that he is not good......

The unfinished very humane help two to say a word.

Na Cheng thought, just because of this sentence, the second blind immediately stood up and his eggs.

"Get out of the way, who said Lao Tzu can't do it?"

Your whole family can't do it!

"You can do it, you can count it!"

Usually chattering, at a critical moment, stop cooking?

The three fools kicked on the side, looking down on this kind of cowardice.

"Come on, come on, Lao Tzu will count it for you, and give me the eight characters you generated."

Hearing this, everyone was confused again, they are now at least 30 people!

When the fuck are you going?

"Anyway, we have to cultivate here, ten a day, and it will be over in about three days."

You are not afraid of trouble, what are you afraid of? If it's okay, just pinch your fingers and calculate.

"Okay, you count Lao Tzu first!"

Niu Erkang sat down in front of the second blind and asked......

When the others heard this, they all gathered around, and you count you as yours, and we will listen to us!

Qian Rushui is also very curious, this kind of metaphysics, the world is: curious, and despised.

But I always want to try......

"Lao Tzu was born on the twenty-eighth day of the month, and he is a dog."

Second Blindness:

……

Just be positive!

"Okay, don't say it, I know all of you, I usually tell you, what's it?"

Niu Erkang:

"Count if Lao Tzu can come back alive this time!"

Otherwise, what is it? Is this the widow next door on this earth?

"If you can live to seventy, one more day, count Lao Tzu as losing!"

The second blind said nonchalantly......

When Niu Erkang heard this, he thought to himself:

Hey, this is why Lao Tzu won't die this time?

"Okay, that's it, you don't have to talk about the rest."

Just listen to it and have fun......

"Count me, count mine, second blind brother, look, can I do it with the tiger girl?"

The others listened, and a pair:

Are you kidding us?

Count you and the tiger baby?

"Xie Ye, do you hate the tiger baby for losing you to heaven?"

Li Yuanyuan asked suspiciously......

Xie Family:

What you are asking is true!

But they can't say!

"That is? Ye is the kind of beast with a small belly and chicken intestines? ”

Lai Xiong listened and looked at his cousin in shock......

I thought:

Hey~

Shameless!

This kind of thing can be said very smoothly......

This has long surpassed the beasts! It's not as good as a brute!

Admire!

Xie Kun felt a little empty in his heart, and immediately said:

"No, my mother has a crush on the tiger girl, but she is a well-known filial son!"

This pot, back!

When the people of the Qian family heard this, they showed disdain:

Are you best known for being a filial son?

Hehe......

Pimping is what you're best known for, right?

Xie Kun:

Give some face!

At this time, the second blind sentence:

"Do you know the eight characters of the tiger baby's birthday?"

Xie Kun:

Forehead~

"I don't know."

"That's a dick?"

When Xie Kun heard this, why did he make his hands itch so much?

"Okay! You do the math, how many cock hairs are there! By the way, the Xie family will give you the whole thing! ”

Fuck your uncle, who can't speak~

Shi Jinhua heard this, and quickly covered his ears with money.

The tiger baby can't understand it, but his mother can understand it......

So, the others turned their heads to look at the second blind again, and the second blind was dumbfounded for a while......

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen a faceless person like Xie Kun!

I'm so angry!

The second blind handle pointed and said:

"Okay, but what you said, I'll do the math, a total of five hundred, if you don't believe it, you can pull it out."

it!

The others listened and raised their middle fingers at the second blind......

Vile!

At this time, everyone's heads turned to Xie Kun again.

Meaning:

Pull it out, and we'll testify to you!

Xie Kun:

……

At this time, Qingqi twisted his waist and walked over, threw the handkerchief, directly covered the second blind face, and said with a smile:

"Second blind brother~ help Qing Qi do the math."

Xie Kun:

Go back and add chicken legs to Qingqi!

"I was born on the eighth day of the second month, and I belong to the pig."

The second listened blindly, pinched his fingers, and said:

"Lonely life, pay attention to your waist, otherwise, it is easy to have a bloody disaster."

Clearing:

……

The second blind was surrounded by a group of people, and Shi Jinhua forcibly pulled out the money like water.

"Lady, do you want to eat barbecue?"

"Don't eat it."

Qian Rushui held a dagger in his hand, grinding back and forth......

I thought that after this time, I would send the Qian family far away.

Shi Jinhua thought that Qian Rushui was worried about what Liuzi said.

I thought about opening my mouth to comfort ......

"Lady~ Don't be afraid, there is a husband."

Money Like Water:

I'm not afraid.

"Lady, after this time, my husband has to go to the imperial capital for the exam."

Qian Rushui listened to it and thought to himself:

When you go to the exam now, you are going to fill in the hole......

"Hmm."

But it can't dampen people's enthusiasm......

"However, listening to what the six brothers said, I thought about it for my husband after three years before deciding."

As he spoke, he also secretly glanced at the money like water......

Afraid of money like water, think he is not enterprising......

It's a pity that the money helper didn't react at all......

"What do you think, lady?"

"Very good."

It's a bit of a brain, a poor student, going at this time, is to find the dead......

"Don't you think that the lady is incapable of being a husband?"

Shi Jinhua asked without giving up......

"Pursuing advantages and avoiding disadvantages is a kind of ability!"

Qian Rushui replied, the kind of person who is stupid, is very close to death......

Romance