He really wants to be someone's grandfather, so if he wants to beat people, he can do it!

You don't need to think about the reason, being a grandson, life is too difficult!

At this time, Shi Jinhua and his group only stepped into the northwest boundary in early September.

"The Gobi Desert here is really endless!"

A group of people were already tanned like coals......

The second blind looked at the Gobi Desert at sunset and was shocked by the scene in front of him.

It is not unreasonable for the sun to set on the long river......

"What do the people who live here live on?" What to plant on the Gobi Desert?

After walking for three days, the ghost did not see a single ......

You have to run a long way to, and you have to look for a long time to find a small mountain bag to block it.

"Herding sheep and eating noodles is the mainstay."

The sixth son replied......

"Where did the noodles come from?"

"Planted in the ground."

"Where did the earth come from?"

"The earth is from the earth!"

When Rokuko answers the monkey's question, he wants to kill this guy!

The monkey did not give up, and asked:

"We walked all the way, and we didn't see the land, where did it come from?"

Six Sons:

Are you a monk?

Monkey:

Look at Lao Tzu's sincere eyes!

Answer quickly!

Along the way, what is the most on the Gobi Desert?

Answer:

Rabbit!

Wolf!

The rabbit runs very fast, and the wolf is very good!

So along the way, they have eaten all the rabbit meat and wolf meat in this life!

"When are you in town? Lao Tzu vomited! ”

The second blind carried a rabbit and said......

"Second blind, you calculate this rabbit, what is its fate?"

Lai Xiong's sophomore blind only admirer......

Second Blindness:

……

You're a real dog!

"Okay, Lao Tzu is fine, Master will calculate it for Little Rabbit."

"Little Bunny, you can't escape death tonight."

As soon as these words fell, the rabbit broke free from the blind hand.

In front of everyone's eyes, there was a whoosh, hey...... Run!

it!

This fate, it's not accurate!

Everyone stared at Er, and their eyes were asking:

The rabbit ran away!

"Damn! Lao Tzu has said, you can't escape death, you run away without saying a word, what should I do with my face? ”

When he turned around, he picked up his bow and arrows and shot at the rabbit.

One shot missed!

"Hehe, I haven't exercised for a long time, and my hands are raw."

Shoot another arrow and miss!

"That, once born, two times ripe, three times is about the same."

Shoot another arrow and miss!

"Haha...... It's not close. ”

It's embarrassing!

The last time he shoots, and if he misses again, he has no excuses!

Fuck your uncle!

"Second blind, don't force yourself."

The third fool looked at the sweat on the forehead of the second blind and said.

"Get out!"

The second blind closed one eye and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't let go.

"Childe, you can enter Wuwei City tomorrow night."

"You can rest and buy materials there, it's hot during the day and cold at night, so you have to prepare some clothes."

Liuzi threw a few sticks of firewood into the fire and said......

Everyone was guarding the iron pot on the fire, and the aroma of rice soup came out of it.

"Hmm."

Shi Jinhua felt distressed that money was like water, a girl's family, coming and going in the wind and rain.

"Mother~ uh, Brother Qian, drink some hot porridge to warm your stomach first."

He's finally a brother to his mother-in-law!

Whining~

Who did he talk to?

Xie Kun looked at it, hey, the reader is different!

This heart eye, many drops!

thereupon

"Tiger girl, drink hot porridge and warm your stomach."

Cut, when who doesn't say the same back!

Bah!

"Thanks, thanks!"

The tiger baby grinned and wanted to call the other party's name to Xie Kun.

But Xie Kun listened, thank you! Every time he got it, he said:

"You're welcome, brother is willing to take care of you."

Hmph╯^╰Hmph, wait for you to fall into the trap of the master, hahahaha......

Suffer death!

Because of what Qing Qi said, it entered Xie Kun's heart.

Qing Qi's original words are like this:

"Master, I've heard people say that when a woman gives birth to a child, it's like going to the ghost gate to close it once."

"You want to go?"

Xie Kun looked at Qingqi's stomach suspiciously and asked!

"Ye will make fun of me, I mean, listen to Xiongda, you want to bury the tiger girl alive?"

"That's the thing!"

Qing Qi approached Xie Kun and said:

"Master, after being buried alive, how can you torture her?"

This question, Shekun was stupid......

Because he didn't think about it!

"Master, I have a solution."

"You say."

"You asked her to break through the ghost gate a few more times, and other doctors said that a woman giving birth to a doll is more painful than breaking bones all over her body! Think about it, how painful is that? ”

When Xie Kun heard this, he felt that what Qing Qi said was very reasonable.

Keep nodding!

"Do you think, holding two in three years, holding four in six years, and going on all the time, isn't it in line with the old lady's wishes?"

"You're right!"

Torture her to death after being buried alive!

thereupon

"Tiger girl, are you tired? Brother give you a thrash? ”

As he spoke, he got up and raised his hand to help the tiger baby beat her back.

The tiger baby stretched out a big claw, and when she mentioned Xie Kun, it was like throwing a stone for a day and flying out......

A group of people who happened to be chatting suddenly heard Xie Kun's screams.

Look up at the sky......

Whoosh

"Ahh

When he threw himself on the ground, he rolled three times before stopping.

A group of people looked at the tiger baby suspiciously, and the tiger baby shook her hand and said:

"Hit, hit!"

As he spoke, he slapped her on the shoulder with his own hand......

Others:

"Oh~"

I see!

"Huwa said that Boss Xie wanted to beat her." The rotten tail explained dumbfoundedly.

The tiger baby listened, raised her middle finger and said:

"Tiger baby!"

Yes, that's what you said.

Zhang Tian looked at it and asked angrily:

"Who taught it?"

What is the middle finger of a girl's house?

When the others heard this, they immediately pointed their fingers at the second blind who was still persistently aiming at the air.

Zhang Tian stood up and slapped the second blind who was still pretending to be forced.

"You're amazing!"

The second blind was slapped like this, and when he came down the steps, he immediately jumped up and said unconvinced:

"Did I teach her? She herself saw me give me the middle finger and learned it herself! ”

What the hell is to blame for this?

"If others don't learn, why should they learn from you?"

Zhang Tian asked.

"Yes!"

Zhang Kui and a few people echoed on the side!

Tiger baby, what a simple child!

2. Blind airway:

"Yesterday, I played a contest with Da Yuanzi to release water, and in the end he won, and on the way back, I raised my middle finger and said a word to him!" Who knew that he was seen by the big fool of the tiger baby?

Huwa listened, looked at the second blind, and wanted to tell the other party.

Every time you hide behind a hill or a hill and show your big belly, she can see when she stands up......

It's a pity that after so long, she still can't speak normally.

It was as if his mouth was gagged by something......

Wang Banhang took her needle every day ......, and Wang Banhang, who was pierced, scolded every time, the strange needle was too short, but he didn't want to admit that his skills were not good!

Bah!

Hypocrisy!

When the others heard this, they thought to themselves:

I went, peeed, it wasn't as good as Yuanyuan!

Yuanyuan is not as good as them, that is to say......

Second blind, that ......

Belch! Stop! You can't think about it, it's easy to get angry when you think about it......

The next day

A group of people, on horseback, looked around an earthen wall.

"What's it called? Monkey? ”

Zhang Kui asked with a confused expression.

"Wuwei City."

The monkey also looked at it suspiciously, this is also called a fucking city?

The wall made of earth, only as tall as a tiger baby, looked up.

Except for the sky, with white clouds, there is nothing!

There was a soldier on the wall who was catching lice......

But the hair is gray, damn it, the enemy is coming, you don't have to fight, just open the door to meet the end!

A group of people are like dirt buns who have never seen the world, and the whole person is dumbfounded.

said that the north is bitter, this is the real bitterness! At least in the north, there are plenty of water sources, and the land is vast and sparsely populated.

What is this?

It's simply that it depends on luck to live and providence to eat......

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