Chapter 430: The Horse Bandit Chronicle
"What is there to eat, there are many of us, I will ask a few brothers to help you."
Rokuko stood up and said.
The main thing is to prevent you from getting drugged, otherwise, they are tired and tired, who wants to go to the kitchen?
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, our most is mutton, artichoke, steamed buns, noodles, fritters...... "and chicken, pork......
"Wait, what's an artichoke?"
Erblind asked curiously.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he instinctively replied:
"Artichoke, that's artichoke." Otherwise, what else could an artichoke be?
Second Blindness:
Belch?
Damn, he seems to have answered, but he doesn't seem to answer.
"Forget it, don't beep, take us inside and take a look."
Arrange it yourself, otherwise, the mad dogs will probably be hungry and want to sleep.
A group of people sat in the lobby, and after a while, they heard the second blind yelling:
"Artichoke is potato!"
I'll go!
Wouldn't you just say it's potatoes?
"You call this a potato."
"That's right, it grows in the soil, it's round, it's like beans, isn't it called a potato?" The second blind replied.
"Hmph╯^╰, people's peanuts also grow in the soil, sweet potatoes also grow in the soil, why don't people call them potatoes?"
It's okay to bully me for not seeing the world, but you can't insult Lao Tzu's intelligence!
Otherwise, how could he be the shopkeeper? Someone else is a little two?
"What is a sweet potato?"
The second blind is the same as a fool, you must ask thoroughly!
"Well, that is, if you like to eat, give it away for free."
Two blind looks:
your aunt, isn't that a sweet potato?
"It's called a sweet potato!"
When the shopkeeper heard this, he looked dazed and asked:
"You call this a sweet potato?" Why?
Give a reason?
Second Blindness:
……
Cautiously asked:
"You chickens are screaming?"
When the shopkeeper heard this, he asked rhetorically:
"What do you mean?"
Second Blindness:
……
Damn, this day, I can't talk!
**It's all out, let's talk about it again, it is estimated that the eighteenth degree of spring can produce a regional gap!
The shopkeeper is also a second force, so let's say directly:
"You guys don't call that **?"
Second Blindness:
……
Can this topic be passed?
The shopkeeper saw that the second blind was so obsessed with chickens, so he asked the shopkeeper to catch five chickens, and when he was about to cut the neck of the chicken, he asked:
"Is five enough? Cook with the artichoke for a while, then add some vermicelli. ”
"Okay, okay, what you say is what, the money is not bad for you, after eating, we need accommodation, do you want to arrange it first?"
So that the group of mad dog brothers outside can go and change their clothes......
After a busy meal, it is estimated that the meal is almost over......
"Give, send good."
and he threw ten taels of silver to the treasurer......
The shopkeeper hugged his hands and quickly picked them up to check.
"Really!"
The second was speechless and looked at the shopkeeper who was like a fan of money, and he was biting the silver with his mouth......
"Hey, I know it's true, but I haven't touched it for too long, and I want to gnaw on it!"
What a taste of money!
It's fucking intoxicating......
Second Blindness:
Okay, you're awesome!
If the business does your part, you are also a talent!
Thinking about giving a thumbs up to the shopkeeper, he said:
"Talent!"
When the shopkeeper came back again, he came to talk to Erhu.
"Big brother, there are not enough rooms in the lower inn, so arrange your brothers in the Chase Shop."
Two blind listening, it doesn't matter:
"It's okay, those animals, rough skin and thick meat, whatever."
"I just like your cheerful personality."
This sycophant still needs to be patted, after all, people pay money and make efforts.
I didn't see it, the chicken feathers were plucked, and there was not a single fluff!
"The shopkeeper's surname?"
"The contemptible surname is Liu."
The second blind cut the chicken belly with a knife, and the craftsmanship did not cut the chicken's large intestine at all.
"You often have horse bandits here?"
When Shopkeeper Liu heard this, he sighed and said:
"Originally, there was no, it was a few years ago, General Qian is still here, and the security of our northwest territory is still relatively peaceful."
"Later, I don't know what the dog emperor thought, he deceived General Qian back, and never came back, and then I heard from the people who walked the merchant that General Qian died."
"We don't believe it, after all, in the northwest, General Qian is the Dinghai God Needle, so can he die so easily?"
Second Blindness:
The bones are probably moved by ants......
He who is dead cannot die anymore......
"But after so many years, General Qian may really be dead."
God is jealous of talents! It is estimated that the northwest will soon be in chaos.
"Big brother, you came from outside, is General Qian really dead?"
Shopkeeper Liu actually knew in his heart that eighty percent was dead, but he still didn't give up, and when he met someone from other places, he inquired......
"It's dead, I heard that when I returned to the imperial capital, it didn't take long for me to be someone~" said, wiping his neck~
Shopkeeper Liu listened and sat under the eaves decadently......
"Hey~"
It's been overcast in the northwest for too long, and it's probably not far from dark.
If it doesn't work, just close the door, drag the family with you, and get out of here.
"What are you sighing for?"
The second blind threw the chicken into the big iron pot, and there was a cook, and his busy pants fell to the butt balls......
"The Northwest Army, without General Qian, will fight sooner or later."
"Just fight, you can't stop it."
What the hell is this mind doing?
"Don't put peppers, uncle."
Then eat the chili peppers, they estimate the skewers to be thin......
When a group of people appeared in the lobby again, the meal was ready......
Then
Bell, bell, bell
Old man Xu rang the big iron piece again......
"Close the door!"
Shopkeeper Liu yelled, he was still playing sad a moment ago, and the next moment, he immediately jumped up and yelled.
Roaring and rushing out, to see if the door was closed......
With one foot, stepping into the lobby, I looked at the door of the inn, and there was a group of people standing.
One by one, they carried large knives, and the leaders bit a stick of grass in their mouths.
"Horse Bandits!"
This time it's the real horse bandits coming......
"Horse bandit chicken?"
The second blind few people asked suspiciously, this person can't take a name!
At this time, a group of horse bandits walked in and took a look......
The lobby was so full that they couldn't squeeze in......
Horse Bandits:
Aren't we protruding enough? Don't even get out of the way?
At this time, the horse bandits in the back came in with three girls.
Very bold to hit the girl's ass.
Just like taking pictures of goods, try how it feels......
"Big brother, how's it going?"
Ma Bandit Ji tilted his head and looked, huh...... Not bad~
"Yes, yes, the steamed buns are big enough this time, but they look a little casual."
said that he wanted to pinch the feeling of the steamed bun with his hands, but the girl struggled to avoid it......
"Hey, big brother, blow out the lights, it's all the same!"
"I love to hear this!"
As he spoke, he glanced ambiguously at the three lambs to be slaughtered......
"Hey! Damn, didn't you see my eldest brother standing? ”
said that he wanted to push the tiger baby, but he hadn't met the tiger baby yet.
The tiger baby, rubbing, stood up and looked at each other condescendingly.
Bandit Brother:
……
Oh!
What a tall man.
Huwa stood up and startled a group of horse bandits, and they didn't recover for a long time.
Horse Bandits:
This is also a fucking human?
Monsters, right?
How much do you have to eat?
"What? Isn't it great to grow taller? ”
Big man, loser. Don't lose your breath, he asked with his head held high and his waist in his waist.
Xie Kun was on the side and wanted to remind the other party:
"Well, brother, don't provoke her."
Otherwise, I'm afraid that she will throw you into the sky......
Romance