"Ahh

"Huh? And the punishment, Mr. Li, what punishment? ”

He Yaru asked with a smile.

She naturally didn't care too much about the punishment Li Shi said, thinking that Teacher Li was just joking, but there seemed to be some unusual noise just now, slightly short, and she happened to be talking and didn't hear clearly.

Quirky and weird.

Li Shi also had a temporary idea, thinking that the noble lady's student had a low talent in calligraphy, and if he wanted to teach her, he could only teach her to be a high apprentice, so he had to be strict and strict in teaching, and the rewards and punishments were clear.

This can be regarded as teaching students according to their aptitude.

He paused eating, thought distractedly for a while, and said with a slight seriousness:

"Sister He, one thing must be made clear in advance, we are usually friends, you are my Sister He, but once it comes to the teaching of your calligraphy, then we have to be different, in this regard, I am your teacher, you are a student."

"It's serious business."

"Also, punishment is not the goal, everything is to improve your calligraphy. Sister He, you don't want me to mention my calligraphy student to others in the future, and bypass you directly, but with your current words, I am embarrassed to tell others that you are my student. ”

Yes!

On the other side of the phone, an embarrassed crimson suddenly appeared on He Yaru's pretty face.

She agrees with what Li Shi said earlier, usually in peacetime, in her own calligraphy learning, he is a teacher, and she is a student who has to listen to the teacher.

It's just, is my handwriting that bad?

Well, compared to Mr. Li's level of being qualified to go down in history, his current words are indeed not qualified enough to be said to be his student on the outside.

In a person's bedroom, the proud and noble lady in her bones pursed her lips like a little girl, was silent for a while, held her mobile phone and lowered her head, and said softly: "I know, Mr. Li, I will listen to your teaching carefully and complete my homework seriously." ”

The words unconsciously brought a little well-behaved.

She is actually not a woman with a good temper, but in the face of Li Shi's outspokenness, she unconsciously weakened her momentum by three points, but she was like the kind of good girl in the class when she was in school.

Li Shi couldn't help but smile with satisfaction: "Okay, but there is a reward if there is a punishment, in this way, let's limit it to three times, if you don't meet my requirements for three consecutive homework, I will assign you a punishment task, and the specific content will be said at that time, if you have completed three consecutive homework very well, you can give you a reward, what is the specific reward, it is up to you to mention, of course, as a teacher, I have the right to be flexible." ”

He Yaru thought it was very interesting when she heard it, and immediately asked, "What does flexibility mean?" ”

"For example, if the reward you want is to give you the "Beauty Bath" immediately, I won't agree, but I can flexibly borrow it for you for two months, and so on."

Li Shi knew her obsession with the authenticity of "Beauty Bath", and in order for this student to be well-behaved and obedient and study hard, it was impossible for him to hand it over to her so easily.

When He Yaru heard this, she immediately said: "Deal!" ”

Hearing the crisp and pleasant voice on the microphone, the corners of Li Shi's mouth couldn't help but smile, this Sister He, I've known each other for a long time, and it's quite interesting.

I hope that she can make up for her diligence and one day improve her calligraphy level to a level that she can see.

Li Shi pulled his hand out of the soft place, stretched out his hand, hung up the phone, and continued to enjoy breakfast.

No, after a while, Sister He sent a WeChat over.

"Teacher Li, can you reveal that if I fail the three assignments, what will your punishment task be for me? (curious) (smiley)"

When Li Shi saw it, he decided to scare and scare her, so that this student could really take it seriously.

After thinking about it, he reached out and picked up his mobile phone again, and typed with one hand with his right hand: "I can't tell you the content of the punishment now, but it will definitely make you very embarrassed, difficult to complete, and even feel very ashamed!" ”

Hucheng, He Yaru's home.

The noble lady was still lying on the bed, and after seeing Li Shi's reply, her face was puzzled.

It's hard to complete, it's embarrassing, and you even feel ashamed?

What is this punishment mission?

After a few seconds, she suddenly thought of something, and her pupils suddenly shook.

No way?!

He Yaru hugged the quilt and covered her head. No, definitely not! Teacher Li is...... Although he is not a decent gentleman, he still has a character, and it should not be the kind he thinks.

Moreover, I am his woman's best friend.

After a while, her head emerged from the quilt again, and she muttered, "Ke Yuelan is still Xiaoyuan's sister-in-law." ”

If Li Shi knew that his good intentions had been misinterpreted by Sister He, a noble lady, he would feel that he had died unjustly.

It's not the dirty punitive task of that kind.

Well, at least for the moment, his mind is very pure.

He was actually referring to the kind of "adventure" of the Truth or Dare game, and the first adventures in his mind were still related to calligraphy, such as asking the noble lady to wear a pink girly dress, go to a crowded street to write ten characters to passers-by, and so on.

She is plain and dignified, and she has always dressed appropriately, and letting her wear a pink girl's skirt to the street will definitely make her embarrassed and even ashamed.

That's it.

At half past eight, Li Shi fed Wang Yuelan a sip of juice, carried her to the bedroom, helped cover the quilt, and then strolled to the restaurant and cleaned up the table.

Don't eat and spend food, Li Shi eats, Fei Meijiao cooks.

He was well fed and drunk, and the motivation to learn came immediately.

"Practice the remaining twelve basic sword movements to a certain level, and you can proceed to the second step."

"After the first two steps are completed, in the third step, use the sword as a pen and use the coherent movements of the basic sword moves to write, and you will enter the creative stage, but the creation is 'poetry and article swordsmanship'!"

"At that time, every time you create a kind of swordsmanship, as long as you practice it to the point where it is integrated with the connotation of the corresponding poems and articles, you can feed back calligraphy and write a good word!"

Li Shi grasped the essence of the mental creation method, and skillfully designed the curved creation road with the sword as the pen and the sword into the book. Its essence is to use the connotation of poetry and articles to resonate with one's own mind, so as to go from the outside to the inside, and then from the inside to the outside.

"Thanks to being in the Chinese civilization, with thousands of years of brilliant history, there are countless masterpieces of Xiongwen that have been famous for thousands of years, so I have enough nutrients to absorb!"

Li Shi seemed to see that his calligraphy was advancing by leaps and bounds under the stimulation of the "Xiongwen Sword Technique".

Immediately went to the study to pick up the backpack and went downstairs, and drove to the activity base again.

I went out at eight o'clock in the morning, came back at one o'clock at noon for lunch, went again in the afternoon, and didn't come back until half past ten in the evening.

The training went extremely smoothly, and at the end of the day, he completed the practice of pointing and picking up swords, and also overfulfilled the wiping of the sword.

It's good to have Wang Yuelan at home, no matter how late you practice, you will have a fragrant hot meal to eat when you come back.

Li Shi tasted a large piece of pickled pepper beef made from the finest yellow beef from the Luxi Plain, sour, spicy and sweet, paired with a bite of white rice, and immediately felt a sense of satisfaction from the tip of his tongue and stomach.

He looked at the woman next to him who was wearing a simple pure black body, and it was difficult to hide her beauty and superb figure, and ordered: "I will train hard at the activity base for two days tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, you can come and bring me food at noon and evening." ”

Wang Yuelan was actually going to send it at night, Li Shi originally thought that she would be able to return at eight o'clock, so she didn't let her go, she didn't want to practice until the back, and she was a little addicted to the feeling of continuous and rapid progress, so she accidentally practiced for two more hours.

While helping him serve the soup, the woman responded, "Okay, how about making a large slice of beef in Baoqing at noon tomorrow?" ”

In order to take care of Li Shi's tongue and stomach, she deliberately went to learn most of Baoqing and Zhaoyang dishes.

"Okay, I haven't eaten a large piece of beef from my hometown for a long time, remember to put sweet potato flour."

"Well, the materials have already been bought."

Li Shi suddenly wanted to thank her for his stomach and tongue, took a sip of soup, and deliberately said to the woman next to him: "It's still a little spicy, and it may need the chef to manually relieve the spiciness." ”

Wang Yuelan was stunned for a moment, and immediately showed a shy look, but she still obediently sent that good-looking pretty face over.

Red lips and pink tongue, cool and silky.

Li Shi sometimes feels that when he is with Wang Yuelan, he is like a faint monarch who is ridiculous.

But it can't be helped, it's not his fault.

Who made this woman as beautiful as a ripe peach, full and dripping, exuding an alluring aroma all the time?

He can still study hard every day and put more time and energy on sword practice, which already shows that his willpower is actually very strong!

Moreover, no matter what the situation, half an hour of calligraphy practice every day is untouchable.

After eating, Li Shi went to the study to write the Tao Te Ching for half an hour.

After finishing the evening class, I put my mind on the basic swordsmanship to be practiced tomorrow.

"Tomorrow, I will practice sword splitting, which is one of the most used attacks in swordsmanship...... Chopping a sword is like chopping wood, go buy an ax tomorrow, anyway, there is a lot of wood in the activity base, first review the feeling of chopping wood. ”

Firewood is often burned in the countryside, so he chopped firewood when he was a child.

But that was many years ago.

The next day, after he went out, he drove the car to a hardware store near the neighborhood and spent 120 yuan to buy a long-handled steel-bladed axe.

The axe is made of high-carbon steel, not heavy, more than four catties, it feels good to hold in the hand, it is very easy to chop firewood, Li Shi after a while, he split the two door panels and a few discarded tables into fine firewood that can be directly used to ignite the fire.

"It doesn't feel like much of a dry wood like this, if only I could split a bigger living tree."

The roots of a living tree are rooted in the earth and the trunk has moisture, which is two different concepts from this kind of dry wood that is a little rotten.

There are a lot of trees in the village, but Li Shi naturally won't go to cut them down indiscriminately.

But - he has money.

I drove to the shop at the entrance of the village, went first to buy a pack of cigarettes, and when I came out, I took it apart and gave a walk to the old men who gathered outside the store to bask in the sun.

Soon, Li Shi followed one of the old men in his fifties to his house and saw a bucket-thick plane tree behind his house.

He made a quick decision, and after a little bargaining, he bought it for 1,600 dollars.

This kind of plane tree grows quickly, some can grow to a diameter of about one meter in twenty years, so this kind of small bucket thick tree is not very valuable.

The price of one thousand six is definitely too high.

But what Li Shi wants is efficiency, and it's nothing to give a few hundred dollars more.

After negotiating a good price and giving money, Li Shi returned to the Volvo parked at the entrance of the village.

He didn't rush to cut down the tree with an axe, got into the car first, searched for some videos of cutting trees on several platforms with his mobile phone, watched it roughly, and finally selected a bearded Viking to cut down the tree and observe it carefully.

This Viking also looks like he is about forty or fifty years old, and he is introduced as an old lumberjack.

Li Shi saw his action of cutting down the tree, and he was very skillful - a big tree that two adults couldn't hold, he cut down at an extremely high speed.

"When he threw the axe, his feet were immobile as if they were stuck in the ground, forming the two bottom corners of an isosceles triangle."

"And the apical angle is the upper body above the pelvis...... The two legs are the two sides of a triangle, and their swing drives the waist, and then the inertia conducts to the arm and the axe, and finally the kinetic energy dominated by inertia is converted into the speed of the axe. ”

Instead of cutting down trees, Li Shi focused on observing the skill of this foreign logger using an axe.

His meticulous observation soon yielded a lot of gains.

After watching the video selectively twice, I got out of the car and simulated some of the lumberjack's actions next to him, before taking the axe from the trunk and going to the old man's house again.

Li Shi had told the seller that he would come to cut down the tree later, so he went directly around the house and came to the back of the house.

As soon as I reached the corner of the house, I heard a voice from the back of the house.

"Family, I lost, everyone said, what is the punishment this time?"

I watched a lot of live broadcasts, and as soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it was the kind of female anchor who was broadcasting live.

At first, Li Shi thought that the old man of the seller was watching the live broadcast - speaking of which, Li Shi used to take the bus, and often encountered those old men holding their mobile phones and staring at the female anchors on the screen. The uncles seem to be very good.

But soon it was no, it wasn't a sound coming from a mobile phone, but someone was really broadcasting.

After walking a few more steps, I saw a long-haired woman wearing white short sleeves and blue jeans, standing in the open space in front of the bamboo forest, talking to the mobile phone on the stand in front of her:

"Okay, meet the requirements of the family, bring a dance, if you like it, I hope the family will point a little red heart and give a free gift, thank you!"

As she spoke, the woman who seemed to be in good shape turned around and was about to dance with her back to the mobile phone camera.

Li Shi couldn't interrupt people for a while, so he had to stop and wait for her to finish dancing this punishment dance.

He sighed a little, now is really the era of small videos and live broadcasts for the whole people, and he can actually meet people who are engaged in live broadcasts.

I guess it's the family of the old man who sold it.

“three、two……”

An Internet celebrity music sounded, and the woman with big buttocks began to dance to the rhythm.

It's just that......

"Uh, that can also be called a dance?" (End of chapter)