The barbecue boss who was still worried about his mother suddenly heard his mother say this.

Rattle

Language, thinking, expressions, all stuck......

He has a thrill at the moment, deeply betrayed!

Although his father has only been dead for a long time, but! You just want to cuckold me like that?

The Commission for Discipline Inspection listened, glanced at the old man on the ground, and remembered his bad old man. Angry:

"Hurry up!"

Am I qualified to have a woman? Fuck it!

He doesn't deserve it!

The barbecue boss replied in despair:

"Master Ji, we are all called Ma Bandit Ji, in our area, people complain about livestock!"

Commission for Discipline Inspection:

……

It's true, but why does it sound so uncomfortable?

"I haven't done anything serious since I was a child, and at the age of three, I caught a snake and threw it into the toilet where I was squatting. At the age of six, he was lazy to take a bath with the grandmother of the old Wang family next door. ”

Others:

……

"At the age of eight, he began to tease the little widow in their village, and when he was nine years old, he ran to the village chief's house to slip through the birds, the reason is that the village chief's daughter-in-law said that he had no hair on his body and couldn't do things well! He was not convinced, and glued chicken feathers to fill the dick feathers......" said and secretly glanced at the other party.

Then continued:

"I knew about this at that time, and I was laughed at for several years......"

Commission for Discipline Inspection:

……

Would you have said such a thing?

"Later, he Lao Tzu saw that he was so shameless and suitable for doing big things, so he took him to become a horse bandit!"

The more he talked, the more angry he became, the more he spoke, the more refreshing he became, so he didn't care about the expression of the disciplinary committee, took a sip of water, smashed his mouth, and continued:

"Our hard life began when he became a horse bandit! Damn, rob a good woman, what you see on the road, what to take! It's just a loss of conscience, and you won't be able to die well in the future! ”

When the barbecue boss's mother heard this, she hurriedly took her son's hand.

Don't say it again, besides, aren't you afraid that your daughter-in-law won't be able to keep it?

But it can't stop the long-standing resentment in the other party's heart!

"Meet on the road, good guys, know how to put their tails down!"

"Is this a person? Tell me, is this still human? ”

Others, including the Commission for Discipline Inspection, shook their heads in unison and said:

How the hell can this be considered a person? That's not even counting livestock!

Seeing that the Discipline Inspection Committee was also shaking his head, the others immediately looked at him like fools:

This thing, the heart is really big!

Still shaking your head together with empathy?

What about the face?

Bah!

Money Like Water:

This is life!

Living according to his nature, I am a little envious of this horse bandit......

Shi Jinhua:

……

You can't teach your children, and you can't carve rotten wood!

"Son, shut up!" After a while, the stupid hat reacted, and you feel good.

Barbecue Boss:

I'll go!

The feeling of flying freely is so refreshing......

"Huh...... Ji Ye, if you want to feel angry, slap me twice to get angry. ”

As he spoke, he stretched his face over with a smiling face.

The Commission for Discipline Inspection Qu glanced at Qian Rushui, and happened to see the pure eyes of the tiger baby.

Immediately felt that he was a dirty thing, defiling the tiger baby's clean eyes.

"Get out!"

I resisted the urge not to beat people......

"Now, you believe it, right? Lao Tzu is a horse bandit. ”

A few people like water:

Believe it or not, what does it have to do with us?

"But to give me a word, my father wants to see you!"

Who's fucking love coming to you like you......

"Childe, shall we go?"

"No, no."

She doesn't want to do anything extraneous!

When the Commission for Discipline Inspection heard this, he slapped the table, and Qian Rushui came over with a look, and he stiffly retracted his strength.

"Anyway, my words have been brought, love will not go."

If he doesn't go, he can continue to be a bandit......

When he stood up, he glanced at the barbecue boss......

The eyes are saying:

You wait!

When the other cubs look, the eldest brother is gone?

"Big brother, don't eat barbecue anymore?"

"Eat your mother, do you want to eat it?"

Cubs:

Eat your mother!

"Big brother, why did you go back? Why don't I take you to Chunyan Tower to play? ”

When the Commission for Discipline Inspection heard this, he quickly glanced at the tiger baby:

"you, what kind of person is Lao Tzu? Get lost! ”

Something that has no eyes deserves to be a cub......

As he spoke, he walked away, swearing in his mouth......

After the group left, dozens of people came from the street.

With a weapon in his hand, his eyes were full of murder......

Walking at the same frequency, it looks like a well-trained team.

The leader was a bald head with ordination on his head.

Dressed in evil spirits, the money is like water, and several people are still eating barbecue.

The bald head glanced at the people around him, and immediately one of his subordinates took out a portrait.

"Have you seen this person?"

Barbecue boss at a glance:

Isn't that right in front of your eyes?

"I just came out of the stall, I was very busy, and I never looked up!"

Since the Horse Bandit Ji, the barbecue boss feels that his whole body is full of rebellious power......

And then

The man took the portrait and put the money like water in front of several people......

"Have you seen this person?"

Li Yuanyuan took a look:

Girl, I'm looking for you!

Shi Jinhua:

Who painted his lady so ugly?

Qian Rushui raised his head, looked at the portrait, took a bite of barbecue, and replied coldly:

"I haven't seen it."

The man was a little puzzled for a while:

This person looks like a portrait person!

"Like?"

Qian Rushui stretched his face over and compared it to the other party......

"Like."

The man nodded.

Shi Jinhua looked at it and was unwilling, her lady was a girl who was shy of flowers in the moon, and the painting in front of her was the same as a ghost drawing.

"Which one?"

Shi Jinhua looked up and asked.

Man:

I can't say it, it feels like it!

"The man in your portrait has ears, one big and one small, with eyebrows high and low! The key is that you look at this nose! The nostrils are not the same size! ”

Li Yuanyuan listened to Shi Jinhua's words, looked at them carefully, and then took over and said:

"Tsk...... There is also a nose hair peeking out of the nostrils! These eyes are also a pair of singles, this brother, are you looking for my son-in-law? ”

It's not a person!

"But this mouth is very similar!"

I'd rather miss it than let it go! Kill a piece of armor without leaving ......

"There are so many mouths, and your mouths are also very similar! Look at this chin, not to mention that this is a chin, I think this is a mallet! ”

At first glance, the man also has this kind of appearance, which is rare in the world.

So he walked up to the bald head and said:

"Lord Qiyu, I haven't found anyone in the portrait."

Bald head listened. glanced at the money like water......

"Let's go!"

I don't believe it, I can't find it!

Seeing people walking away, Shi Jinhua became nervous:

"This is here to find Brother Qian?"

"Eighty percent of them are. It's that portrait, someone should have done it. ”

Li Yuanyuan replied.

When the barbecue boss brought the barbecue again, he said:

"Young Master Qian, this is no longer safe, it's better for you to go to Ma Bandit Ji."

A few people like water:

？

What's the situation?

Wang Banhang didn't come out with him, this barbecue won't be poisonous!

As soon as these words came out, Qian Rushui and several people were a little confused......

"Hey! What do you think, our people in the northwest, three generations have received great favor from the Qian family. There is no money general to guard the northwest, where do we live a stable life? ”

Money Like Water:

So?

You're not undercover?

"We, the emperor is far away, besides, there is really something, the emperor may not care about us, although Ma Bandit Ji is jealous and resentful, but at least he has not killed indiscriminately......"

Horse Bandits:

Thank you ha!

"Let's go, girl, you can't stay in this place, that bald head is from the Northwest Army."

The lady of the barbecue boss packed a barbecue and handed it to the money.

"How do you tell she's a woman?"

"This ear piercing is not sealed, we have to find a way to seal the ear and make an Adam's apple."

Money Like Water:

Careless!

"Thank you."

After thanking him, Qian Rushui immediately stood up......

Shi Jinhua took the barbecue and said to the old woman:

"Hurry home."

"We can't go, and if we go, it's easy to arouse the suspicion of the other party."

Romance