When Wu Yunchang was still suspicious, Li Yuanyuan had already directly stuffed the pill into the other party's mouth.

Seeing that Wu Yunchang wanted to spit it out, Da Yuanzi said leisurely:

"Melt in your mouth."

In this life, you can take the medicine made by the king himself, you can be considered lucky!

When Wu Yunchang heard this, his heart suddenly despaired!

"Are you sure you're giving Lao Tzu an antidote?"

Hearing this, he replied:

"Poison!"

When Wu Yunchang heard this, he was frightened and immediately asked:

"What poison?"

"Don't."

Isn't it amazing? Isn't it awesome? Haraso not Harasso?

When Wu Yunchang heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he could live.

"I'm going to call the pheasant and turn at the door!"

After Li Yuanyuan saw that Wu Yunchang had some strength, he said to the unfinished.

"Okay."

Li Yuanyuan left, looked at Wu Yunchang and asked:

"How do you get out of camp?"

"Can't get out, martial law is now, unless there is an official document approved by Luoyang City."

When he heard this, he asked:

"So what do we do?"

Wu Yunchang stood up and moved his body for a moment, and replied:

"Let's go to the military tent in Luoyang City to steal."

Unfinished:

You are so awesome, and you were tied into a crab by a small Zhengzhou River?

"When you brag, look at yourself."

I don't believe you idiot at all......

"Otherwise, there is no other way!"

Thinking of the butcher who delivered the meat in the morning, he immediately said:

"Lao Tzu has a way."

You have to get out of the barracks today!

No matter how much time is wasted, they will all have to rattle in this great northwest.

When the bad end appeared in the kitchen with Wu Yunchang.

Li Yuanyuan and the pheasant were still busy loading dry food......

"Where's the cook?"

"Oh, let's let the old man Zhang who is waiting at the gate of the camp pull the swill."

Li Yuanyuan replied with a steamed bun in his mouth.

"Then let's go out together in swill."

It's hard to use your brain once......

Wu Yunchang listened and said:

"No, every bucket, they will open it to see the details."

"How do you check?"

Pour it out? Put it back on?

"Just watch."

Wu Yunchang also felt hungry and started eating directly......

The pheasant thought of something and found four hollow poles on the reed poles.

The four of them glanced at each other, and except for the bad ending, the other three were a little resistant!

That's swill!

It's not tea, it's not bath water......

"If you don't go out again, they will probably be in a hurry."

After a bad sentence, the other two immediately started to act.

"Old Zhangtou, you pretend to be yourself, I still have to go to see the fire."

"Let's go, the cook is back."

The four of them immediately ran out from another place, and when the cook came in, he saw that there were fewer steamed buns, and then looked at the corners of the clothes that he saw when he came in just now......

I didn't say a word, but I still started to get busy......

"Cook, the old man is ready, and he will leave now."

When the cook heard this, he immediately stood up and shouted:

"Wait a minute!"

The hearts of the people squatting in the four buckets of swill stopped beating.

"I still have some rotten leaves, you can take them too."

As he spoke, Lao Zhangtou hurriedly opened the swill bucket.

"This swill seems to be a bit haha today, and it has to be slow for a while, otherwise it will be easy to swing out."

When the cook heard this, he didn't answer, but poured the leaves into it and floated directly above the bucket.

"Put some in a bucket, you can't swing out like this, you slow down, quasi-go."

When the old man heard this, his smiling eyes narrowed.

On today's trip, his pigs can eat and drink to their heart's content!

"Let's go!"

As he spoke, he drove the ox cart out, and the cook entered the kitchen, still busy......

When he walked half a pillar of incense, the ox cart suddenly listened.

The four of them immediately put away the reed pole and held their breath.

"Old Zhangtou, it's a little late today!"

"Hey! Brother Zhao, my granddaughter is sick today, so I sent it to the city to take a look, and then sent it home, and then the old man came. ”

Brother Zhao, according to the usual practice, open each swill bucket to check.

At this time, Wu Yunchang didn't hold back and let out a fart......

Bubbles came out from the bottom, and Wu Yunchang thought to himself:

I guess it's really going to hang up this time.

When the bubble first popped up, Brother Zhao just closed the lid.

"Let's go, be careful on the road, there's a lot of swill today."

fell to the ground, but it was wasted......

"Alright, the old man is gone!"

Saying that, he gently patted the cow's back, and the cow began to move forward vigorously.

Cattle:

Why is today's swill heavier than in the past?

The ox cart left the camp and walked to the main road, where he secretly took a look at the scenery outside.

Then

"Good man, old man, go untie your hands."

Old Zhang Tou parked the ox cart on the side of the road and hurried into the bushes.

When he saw it, he immediately climbed out and knocked on the other three barrels by the way.

Wu Yunchang and the pheasant reacted very quickly, and after turning over, they immediately ran into the grass on the side of the road.

When Li Yuanyuan was about to emerge, Lao Zhangtou came back.

I was scared and immediately squatted down!

The others froze instantly, thinking:

it!

This nerd!

Seeing the ox cart go away, the three of them looked at me, and I looked at you.

reacted, pinched each other's noses and said in unison:

"Stay away from Lao Tzu!"

It's slimy, and it tastes so bad that it makes people want to vomit......

The trio left each other and finally discovered:

No birds!

It's already rancid......

"What now?"

Ranzen asked......

"Ask the chicken feathers! Don't chase it yet! "After a while, the ox cart is far away, and the people inside are probably suffocated to death!

Wu Yunchang reminded that the three of them hurriedly ran behind the ox cart.

Halfway through the run, Wu Yunchang hurriedly grabbed the two of them:

"No, you can't run like this, Lao Zhangtou will go back to the village in a while, and it will be more troublesome if there are more people."

"What then?"

"Let's overtake him, dig a small hole in the road ahead, and let him go to the ox cart trap!"

Wu Yunchang replied......

Unfinished:

What a lack of morality!

But Lao Tzu likes it!

So the three of them hurried to run, one looked at the wind, and the two used daggers to dig directly into the ground.

"Hurry, hurry!"

The unfinished road is not far away......

"The bullock cart is almost here."

The hands of the two men who were digging the soil with daggers on the ground were blistered.

"Why is this land so hard?"

The pheasant is on fire!

"It's like this in the Northwest, hurry up! If you don't go hard, you have to be hard! ”

Seeing that Lao Zhangtou was about to emerge, he ran back with the dead grass in his arms.

"Here, cover."

After the cover was put on, the three of them immediately hid, and when they watched Lao Zhangtou drive the ox cart over:

"Why are you digging vertically?"

The rotten tail asked, holding back the fire.

"What's wrong?"

You didn't say how to dig it?

Wu Yunchang and the pheasant looked at the unfinished ......

The unfinished tail asked angrily:

"you mother! You dig vertically, and you're sure the ox cart will sink in? Why not dig horizontally? ”

Wu Yunchang and the pheasant:

……

Sloppy!

"What now?"

Pheasant asked.

Too anxious, they didn't find this problem!

"What to do? Let the big garden be pickled directly into the taste, and pull it down! ”

The three of them looked at the ox wheel nervously......

"Sink in, sink in, sink in!"

Damn, this is so torturous! I watched the wheels press against the edge of the pit.

Hey, hey, hey!

Lao Tzu just doesn't fall into it!

The three of them were lost all at once, and it was like watching people play football......

It's been tense and exciting for a long time, ouch ho, I can't score the edge ball!

Fuck your uncle's ......

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