The old man on the counter was frightened and stood up directly:

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Shi Jinhua looked at the saliva on the counter, a little overwhelmed for a while......

"Old man, your stomach is not very good."

Wang Banhang was sick and drooled so much when he slept.

"Oh, when I'm older, I eat a little more, I always want to sleep during the day, and I can't sleep at night."

When the old lady was awakened, she opened her eyes to look.

"Oh, mother!"

What does this do?

Two young and strong spiritual guys, actually surrounded her as an old pearl old woman?

Nervous, instinctively hugged his chest, and hurriedly said:

"What do you want to do?"

Three Fools:

……

Monkey:

……

You can't fix them both by asking this question......

"I'm old, you can't make mistakes."

As soon as the old lady said this, the old man on the counter:

……

"What do you want us to do?"

Three stupid and stupid, if it were a young girl who asked like that.

He probably knew what that meant.

But when it came to an old lady, he was a little confused.

"We didn't."

Monkey:

……

"Robbing the color, old woman I~"

Three Fools:

……

"I want to think about it."

As soon as the old lady said this, the frightened three fools sat on the ground with the monkey, and instinctively shrank back......

Are all the old ladies so good at playing?

looked at the old lady sitting in the chair in shock......

the groove

This world is terrifying!

The old man on the counter looked hurt......

Tian Hao squeezed in at this time, leaned on the counter and said:

"Hey! Fifth uncle, I'll bring my brothers-in-law to dinner. ”

When the old man heard this, he saw that it was a boy from the Tian family and asked:

"Isn't there only one in your family that is suitable for marriage?"

This nest is dark, and it's not a good person at first glance, it's all your brother-in-law?

"yes."

"Your eldest sister is all like this?"

One person a day, she can't be arranged!

So, he sighed:

"Now the little ladies, it's really fun."

No wonder his wife was so calm when he met the robbery......

"Uncle Wu, we didn't have lunch."

"Okay, you can sit casually, and I'll go and prepare it for you immediately."

As he spoke, he stopped looking at his wife.

Just rush her attitude just now, now, for now!

Damn, I'm angry!

With Zhang Tian's first line, a group of people sat down cautiously.

"These two old people, they still open a restaurant at such an old age?"

Ranzen asked from the side.

"You said five uncles! He used to cook for the Northwest Army, but didn't General Qian retire later, and he was also old, so he came back and opened a restaurant. ”

"Why no one?"

"When you're old, you're slow, and after a long time, there's no one left."

A group of people listened to Tian Hao......

"Childe, drink water."

Shi Jinhua handed over the warm water to Qian Rushui.

"Why isn't that closed?"

"Hey! Because of the war, Wubo's only son was gone, and the two old men guarded it together, hoping that when his son came back, he could find them directly. ”

The others listened and thought to themselves:

It is estimated that his son has been born several times......

"How old was his son when he lost it?"

"I heard it's seven years old."

"I can remember at the age of seven, and if I want to come back, I'll be back a long time ago."

The second blind said, thinking in his heart:

It is estimated that eighty percent are dead......

A group of people were asleep at the table......

This dish is just beginning to have some aroma, and at this time Mrs. Liu is guarding the house.

"Vice Admiral Lu, please take a seat."

"Mrs. Liu is too polite, please."

"Please."

The literati used cups for drinking, and the generals used bowls for drinking......

thereupon

At the dinner table, there appeared, a cup by a bowl......

Liu Taishou:

……

The black line on his face, which fool arranged this?

Lu Puding:

you!

This is looking down on him as a martial artist!

"The family made a mistake, please bear with Vice General Lu."

Family, this is something to do!

"It's easy to say, we generals don't care about these details."

Fuck your sister, you just look down on Lao Tzu!

"Xiaguan, punish yourself with three cups!"

It's spicy! Who arranged this wine?

Saying that, the three cups were all stuffy......

"Refreshing! Haha......"

Hypocrisy, next time Lao Tzu will never come again, I will put on small shoes for you when I go back!

Lu Buding laughed, and then slapped the other on the shoulder......

Liu Taishou, who was filmed, swayed vigorously......

"Oh, Lord Liu, this body is not good!"

Like a plague chicken.

"Xiaguan, a literati, is indeed not as strong as an adult."

The strong ones are like oxen, and what use are you except to plow the ground?

Bah!

"Master Lu, try home-cooked food."

"Well, this official, I especially like to eat home-cooked food."

"Please."

"Your braised pork is well done!"

As he spoke, he added another pair of chopsticks......

"Lord Lu, if you like it, you're welcome, be your own home."

Lu Puding thought to himself:

When your own home?

The woman in your backyard, can Lao Tzu use it?

Lu Pudding loves meat, so a plate of braised pork is not full.

When the servant saw this, he hurriedly put it in a large bowl again.

"Refreshing! If you eat meat, you need a big bowl with spirits! ”

Go back, little shoes, give this kid, wear a little less......

At this time, a group of people in the big bowl restaurant were purring in their stomachs.

Finally waiting for the meal!

One table, two large basins, one meat and one vegetable......

"Let me tell you, Wubo's best thing is braised pork, General Qian, and General Qian have to eat it several times a month."

When the old man heard this, he immediately said:

"That's, the rest, the old man can't guarantee that this braised pork, no one makes it better than me!"

"Childe, eat."

Shi Jinhua put the fat and thin braised pork in a bowl like water......

At this time, the old lady brought out a large bucket of rice, and then went to the back kitchen and brought a basket of steamed buns......

"Eat, it's enough!"

Just don't rob money......

A group of people, after eating a bite of braised pork, no one spoke at all.

I'm afraid that if I start slowly, this meat will be gone......

Eat and drink enough to stand up with your stomach in your hands......

"How much?"

Zhang Tian asked......

"Whatever you want."

Zhang Tian:

……

Fuck you

I'm ready for a long time, if I want to bargain with you!

You can give a sentence, just give it?

Is he such a casual person?

"Whatever?"

Hurry up and give a price, he will pay it back!

"You give as much as you want!"

"Is it okay to have a penny?"

"Okay!"

Zhang Tian:

Fuck you!

If it weren't for the fact that you were old, I would beat you, and I was afraid of being beaten by a girl!

He wants to draw his knife and make the other party bid!

Shi Jinhua walked over and took out five taels of silver from his arms and put them on the counter.

Geezer:

"It's too much, I can't find it." Hey, that's how capricious it is......

Shi Jinhua:

……

How much will I give? Who is this looking down on?

"Next time, we'll come back, you buckle, it's not enough to speak."

When the old man heard this, he immediately put away the money and said:

"Okay!"

Zhang Tian looked at Shi Jinhua's wave of operations and thought to himself:

Sure enough, people with a little ink in their stomachs are just different.

The people in their thirties ate a meal and gave five taels of silver.

He still wonders when his uncle was so generous!

I didn't expect that the hit was, pay attention next time......

When there is no money, the old man mentions, and if he doesn't mention it, they can eat all the time.

Uncle is so bad!

He likes it, though!

Shi Jinhua and a group of people walked to Liu Taishou's mansion......

Along the way, a group of people giggled, greeting your ancestors, and serving your sister's mother......

It's not lively!

------Off topic------

Da didn't survive today, and he successfully hung the bottle, so, after half past nine, if Da didn't change it, it was (not hanging!) Is it sweating again...... I have to wait for tomorrow to see the physical condition, and if I owe it, I will make up for it!

Romance