Xizi University:

Try it again!

"Look at what? This kind of look is embarrassing to show it? ”

Damn, when Lao Tzu was the king of the mountain, you were still waiting for reincarnation in the palace of Hades!

"If you don't learn well at a young age, you can do all these useless!"

Xizi is on fire, you can insult Lao Tzu's personality!

However, you can't insult Lao Tzu age......

"Lao Tzu is twenty-three this year!"

Zhang Tian:

……

There are twenty-three of these goods?

"Uncle Tian, come here!"

Tian Hao ran over with one eye covered, nodded and said:

"Brother~"

"Tell me, how old are you?"

"The younger brother is fifteen this year."

Zhang Tian looked at the two of them standing together and asked:

"You guys stand together, obviously this kid is older than you!"

Pointing at Tian Hao, he sighed at Xizida......

Others saw that Xizi looked like a child, and he was actually twenty-three years old?

I have to say, they did have some surprises......

The three fools suddenly ran over, picked up Xizida, and pressed it directly on his lap.

Pull the ...... hard

Others:

Yes?

Three fools still have this fetish?

"You die! Why are you pulling his pants? ”

Zhang Tian looked at the three fools in fear, this thing is stupid......

Is there something wrong with your heart?

The three fools listened, looked up and replied:

"I just want to know, if he has long hair!"

Others:

……

My jaw fell to the ground in shock, and I reacted and quickly closed my mouth.

Because, they suddenly discovered:

Lao Tzu also wants to know this question!

Hahahaha......

Xizi University:

……

Lao Tzu dug up your ancestral grave in his last life, right?

I saw that the three fools had an expression that everyone was drunk and I was sober, and directly lifted Xizida upside down......

Grab one foot with one hand and break it hard......

Others:

Oh!

For a moment, the whole scene fell silent......

A cold wind hit

All:

……

"Ahh I'm going to kill you! Kill you! ”

The roar of the serpent was heard in the west of the city......

As soon as the three fools let go, Xizida snapped directly and fell to the ground......

Xizi University:

In his life, he has never been insulted like this!

Then

A group of beauties of different colors heard the sound and ran out of the backyard......

The people didn't arrive, but a strong smell of rouge came with the wind......

"What the fuck~" When I just wanted to say incense, "Ahhh ”

Zhang Tian:

……

This woman, it's okay, why do you want to add flavor to yourself?

Dishes, you need to add accessories!

"Brother Xi, what's wrong with you?"

At least seven women ran over to hush Xizi and ask for warmth......

Xizi University:

Can't see it? Lao Tzu's white ass is exposed!

"Brother Xi, who bullied you? Tell the sisters that we will avenge you. ”

Xizi University:

You're blind!

Can't you see the group of people glowing green?

"You kid, the bird is not big, but there are a lot of blessings here."

Niu Erkang said jealously......

Jealousy makes people beautiful, and jealousy makes people tremble......

thereupon

"Beauty, what's the point of following him? Why don't you follow my brother? ”

The other six beauties Niu Erkang didn't take a fancy to it, he fell in love with the wrinkled ......

As soon as these words came out, Xizida was reluctant......

"Shi can be killed and not humiliated, who do you fancy is not good, you actually take a fancy to her!"

Niu Erkang:

the groove

He understood the latter sentence, but he didn't understand the previous sentence......

"How? You too~"

"Your mother! She is Lao Tzu's mother! "What the hell do you want to be him?

Niu Erkang:

Belch?

……

Careless!

However, this thing is cheap, and I ask:

"Are you dead?"

Others:

It's so bullying, they can't help it!

In front of other people's sons, he molested other people's nests......

"My man, I died five years ago."

With a stuffy face~ What kind of look, Xizi was surprised with a big face~

~

What the?

It should be that he thinks too much!

"Girl, how old are you?"

Niu Erkang asked distressed~

"Forty-one."

"What's your last name?"

"The surname is Chen."

"Sister Chen, I'm nineteen this year."

Scene:

……

Quack Quack ......

The crow was forced to go for business......

The others went straight to the bazaar, hey...... This shameless goods!

Really, put your face and shame on his mother's stomach......

"See, this is the distance between us and the old cow."

"What distance?"

"The distance of seeing a woman's shamelessness." He blushed for each other......

"Can you make a face? Call my mother a sister in front of Lao Tzu? Why don't you go to heaven? You go to heaven and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun! "Yes......

Xizi is a big man, younger than him, call him mother, call him sister?

Bah!

Scum!

"You know what? The girl is too young, I don't see that she is forty years old, huh? ”

Look, look, this kind of mouth man......

How much will you make a woman happy? In this matter, when I meet Zhang Tian, I will definitely say:

"Big old lady, the wrinkled mosquitoes on your face can run a car, and you still come out to pretend to be tender?"

Take a look, take a look......

You're a woman, who do you like to talk to?

Hmph╯^╰

Women, even if you tell the truth, they don't want to face it.

Are you blind to them? It's sad for people to look in the mirror......

You have to go to other people's homes and expose their fears......

Hey, yes, you'll have to learn from Niu Erkang......

Talking nonsense with your eyes open, you don't want money anyway......

When a woman is happy, everyone is happy, right?

Therefore, men exist to deceive women.

Paralyze women, make them happy, and make them self-absorbed......

Anyway, it doesn't cost you anything to move your mouth, but once you make people happy......

Wahaha......

The other party's mouth can make you go back to heaven and earth......

Unbelief?

Just look at the rich nightlife of Niuerkang......

"Be serious! Lao Tzu is hungry! ”

The three fat kicked Niu Erkang away......

Grinding and chirping, when will Lao Tzu be able to eat?

"Yes, damn, I almost forgot, what am I here for!"

Zhang Tian said, and also gave Niu Erkang a kick......

Damn, stimulate his train of thought every day......

I almost forgot what they were here for......

"Xizida, come, you come over to grandpa."

"Brother Tian, let's go in and talk, it's weird cold this day."

Niu Erkang felt sorry for the women in the yard......

Zhang Tian:

……

He thought of a cure for Niu Erkang!

thereupon

"Alright, let's go inside."

When this is over, he must pack up Niu Erkang.

This cow, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, the plow can't kill him!

A group of people walked into the main hall of Xizi University......

Take a look

"Hey, hey! Damn, I'm dying of cold outside, you guy, you eat very well! ”

The three fat ran over, picked up the bowl and started eating......

Xizi University:

You're welcome at all!

Anyway, this is his house!

What the hell is wrong with him?

"Hey, Xibei goods, do you know what you're missing?"

Zhang Tian randomly found a place to sit down and asked......

"Where's the difference?"

He wants to know too! When did this group of people come out?

He didn't hear anything at all......

These people, at first glance, are seniors who are mixed on the streets......

"Have you ever killed someone?"

Zhang Tian threw the dagger in front of Xizida and asked......

Xizida looked at the dagger in front of him:

……

He~

I haven't killed it~

------Off topic------

I have to go home to continue to change.,If I go back now.,It's estimated that I won't get home until seven o'clock.,There are two more chapters.,Nine o'clock at the latest~

Don't be in a hurry!

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