Tian Hao was afraid that he would be kicked out as a beggar again, so he hurriedly spoke:

"Uncle Wu, are you opening the door for the New Year?"

The fifth uncle thought that he was hallucinating, how could this voice sound, how did it look like a kid from the Tian family......

So, I walked over and looked at it seriously......

"Tian boy, how did you make yourself look like this?"

"Oh, Uncle Wu, don't ask, do you have anything to eat?"

"Yes, yes, you wait."

"Nope! You go! ”

The young man said loudly......

"It's you who should go, before the old man died, he sold all the land and houses, and he didn't leave them for you!"

Thinking beautifully, Lao Tzu has no son, no daughter, and he won't give it to you if he loses it.

"Second uncle, you have thought about it!"

"Lao Tzu thought about it many years ago, but your family didn't think about it."

"Don't be ignorant!"

"I'm afraid of you, Lao Tzu has your surname!"

Others:

……

That's what you said, this second uncle is called in vain?

"You have the same surname as me, otherwise I can come to you?"

Five Uncles:

……

Sloppy......

"You hit there, go back there." With that, he walked to the back kitchen......

The man was furious and grabbed the fifth uncle who was walking forward......

The fifth uncle was old, and he was suddenly pulled like this, and he was about to fall......

The frightened wife screamed...... I'm too old to stand the fall......

Shi Jinhua took a position and helped up the fifth uncle who fell backwards......

Five Uncles:

……

Suddenly sadness came from it, and he was old and cheap, and he was talking about a childless and daughterless person like him......

"Are you alright, old man?"

"It's okay, don't worry, thank you little brother."

After the fifth uncle stood firm, he thanked Shi Jinhua......

Tian Hao couldn't sit still, so he pounced on the man and rubbed the man on the ground......

At a glance at the rice bucket, Tian Hao's small body, that is the material for fighting?

So, sit down......

The man was stunned on the spot...... A breath of air blocked his throat from his chest......

This dead fat pig!

After glaring at the rice bucket, the man successfully fainted......

Eater:

……

Sitting and feeling dizzy?

"This kid is too careless."

A little embarrassed to look at the fifth uncle......

It's really a little embarrassing to make your nephew dizzy!

Wubo said indifferently:

"Leave him alone, throw it out, and don't interfere with your meal."

With that, he walked to the back kitchen......

The two old men went to the back kitchen, and Zhang Tian surrounded the fainting man......

"Brother Tian, what should I do?"

"Throw it out."

"Where?"

When Zhang Tian heard this, his eyes widened, and he said angrily:

"Throw your mother in the bed!"

This kind of thing, you have to ask Lao Tzu? Do you want Lao Tzu to teach you the cave room on the spot?

Monkey:

……

Just ask, what's the murder!

The rice bucket resisted the man and walked out with a swagger......

After a long time of returning, the monkey was curious and asked:

"Where did you lose it?"

"Throw the stinky gutter, half in the ice water, half outside."

Monkey:

You're asking for someone's life, right?

Others:

This thing is very ruthless!

"Lao Tzu hates bullying the old, weak, sick and disabled waste."

Five people:

……

Hehe......

After a while, a few people couldn't sit still, and Tian Hao ran to the back kitchen to take a look......

But I heard the fifth uncle's wife crying...... So, he sat back in disappointment......

"How? Didn't you go and see the food? ”

"I didn't go, the fifth mother-in-law is crying."

"Girls, you are born with the right to cry."

This means:

Cry and cry, what's the big deal?

Zhang Tian's goods came with a big grin......

Shi Jinhua was looking for something to wrap up his paintings......

I couldn't find it for a long time, so I had to put the painting in my underwear......

The painting is too long, sit down, bear the discomfort, and change into the underwear from the neck into the back......

Shi Jinhua:

Belch!

Sitting down like this, he was uncomfortable......

Others can't stand it!

"Uncle, why don't you put it in your pants? Don't sit and eat, just stand up. ”

Who told you to paint such a long portrait?

Shi Jinhua listened to it, and was very helpless, this painting scroll was too hidden......

thereupon

In front of several people, he took off his underwear and wrapped the painting bare-chested......

Zhang Tian's eyes widened...... The monkey even got into his hands directly, slapped hard, and said:

"Tsk...... Uncle, I can't think of it, I can't think of it! ”

Shi Jinhua was puzzled, you patted your arm below, and your mouth was slurping......

Let there be a kind of animal under you, and you pick a satisfying animal!

"Can't think of anything?"

"You nerd who reads, oh, no, phew, fuck you, Lao Tzu is wrong, uncle, you don't lose to Brother Tian in this body training!"

Look at these abs, look at these biceps......

This waist ...... Hey, they always thought that their uncle was a weak and nerdy scholar who couldn't take care of himself......

"It's just that the wound is still a little pink."

Shi Jinhua:

Take your hands off the way!

This trouble has also made Tian Hao's mood gone......

So several people ran to the backyard to find water to wash their faces and hands......

Otherwise, this meal can't be eaten......

When I went in, I saw that the eyes of the two old men were red......

"Uncle Wu, is there hot water?"

"Yes, in the pot, you fight by yourselves."

When I'm older, the speed of this chopping is not slow at all......

"Fifth mother-in-law, why are you crying?"

Tian Hao cried when he saw the fifth mother-in-law looking at them, and asked curiously.

"If my son is alive, I guess I will have grandchildren."

"Fifth mother-in-law, what's so special about your son?"

Zhang Tian asked......

"He has a crescent birthmark on his right buttocks."

Others:

……

On the ass?

What the fuck is so special? Who's going to show you bare-ass?

"Gone?"

"Love to eat!"

Zhang Tian:

When I was a child, male dolls, which one didn't like to eat?

"I was chubby when I lost it."

Shi Jinhua listened to it and thought to himself:

Finding someone in this world depends on luck......

His eldest brother didn't find it~

"Uncle Wu, don't take it out, just eat it in the kitchen."

In your store, it's cold, and rats don't come~

"Hey, okay, you let go of eating." Warm up in the kitchen......

While they were eating, suddenly five or six people, both men and women, ran in......

Whoa, whoa, noos, noodle......, noisy

"What about people! They're all dead! Look, look, what this uncle can do! "Throw her son in the stinking gutter!

This is too lacking in morality!

Zhang Tianji:

……

How to eat this rice?

"Eat, the old man went out and sent people away."

The fifth mother-in-law was not at ease, so she also went out......

Money is like water, a group of people, and there are already many people walking with their stomachs on their feet......

The waistband of his trousers was loose and loose, and he held the food in one hand and his waist in the other......

"It's so lively up ahead."

The second blind looked at the crowd in front of him and wanted to jump up and take a look......

In the end, I found that I had eaten too much and couldn't jump......

Forget it, give it up and squeeze it in......

"Hey, big bowl restaurant!"

There was a quarrel inside, and a group of people listened with relish......

"Childe, melon seeds, do you want it?" The pheasant asked intimately......

Qian Rushui listened and looked at the other party:

Where did this man put the melon seeds?

"Just bought."

Qian Rushui took it and clicked on it......

While looking at the lively ...... with great interest I thought to myself:

This is called the days!

It's all fireworks in the world, this taste, how free~

Then, suddenly, she saw the people in the restaurant, how could they be familiar?

Romance