Chapter 530: Squeeze and drop a few drops
Qian Rushui found that the facial expression of the scholar who was slamming the door under the firelight became tougher......
In the beginning, it was a skinny three-yellow chicken......
Belch~
Thinking of this, Qian Rushui is a little hungry and wants to eat white chopped chicken!
Shi Jinhua:
Why do you look at your husband like this? Weird~
"Childe is hungry?"
He's not a girl who makes herself hungry.
"Nope."
No one will do this for white chopping chicken, think about it, forget it......
"Childe, why is it not dawn this day, we obviously hear the sound of chickens crowing."
"Oh, a day and a night have passed."
Shi Jinhua:
……
Let's just say that one night, it's too long.
"Childe, what else do you want to eat?"
"I don't want to."
Go back to sleep.
"Shall we go back then?"
"Hmm."
When the two came out of the back kitchen, Zhang Tian and his group were already messed up......
"Is it your grandson?"
The second blind asked irritably.
"I don't know!"
The fifth uncle was also anxious, and on a cold day, sweat broke out on his forehead, as if he had been drenched in a light rain......
"You don't know, who knows?"
You only have to sow seeds, and you don't care about follow-up problems!
"Wife, come on."
Five Mothers-in-law:
……
"The birthmark is right, it's what this person looks like~"
Pheasant:
Speak well! What happened to Lao Tzu?
"How are people?"
"People don't look like me."
As soon as the fifth mother-in-law's words fell, the monkey said:
"I guess it's like a? My son-in-law is like his grandmother. ”
Others:
It's complicated!
"Child, do you have anything on your body?"
Pheasant:
……
"He didn't understand, when we picked up his body, there was no injury on his body, no pain."
"No injuries or pain, how do you conclude that he can be used as fertilizer?"
The Commission for Discipline Inspection asked curiously.
"I'm out of gas!" Fuck you, you have to ask this kind of question?
Isn't it stupid?
"Poor and white, nothing, so, are you sure? If it weren't for you, we'd come back to sleep! ”
Zhang Tian didn't care, he couldn't help, he didn't feel sad at all......
"Come on, come on, drop blood to recognize relatives."
Li Yuanyuan ran out with a bowl and reminded......
Others:
Damn, why didn't they think of it?
Qian Rushui listened, found a stool to sit down, and looked at it coldly......
I thought to myself:
This ancient, who invented the blood to recognize relatives?
But the money fool didn't think to explain it, anyway, the ancients were like this......
She just goes with her word and has to be respected!
Is she respectful? She's just lazy......
It is not top-notch, and lives like dust in the world of the masses.
How beautiful is it for everyone to live in harmony? She didn't want to do it......
Otherwise, I don't know how I died, and everyone is not stupid......
A group of people looked around the two drops of blood in the bowl, and the most nervous was the family of the fifth uncle and the second brother and daughter-in-law......
Seeing that these two old immortals were about to enter the ground, a grandson suddenly appeared......
Isn't this going to dig into their hearts!
They've been waiting for years......
A group of people looked around the bowl, and Shi Jinhua was also curious......
What should I do if I can't squeeze in? It's okay, hang the golden hook upside down and walk a ......
And then
"Ahh
A group of people took a step back in fright......
Damn!
It's scared to death!
Everyone was nervous, and suddenly a head fell from the top of their heads!
My eyes are still rolling! Just ask you......
Scary or not?
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
Zhang Tian saw that it was Shi Jinhua, held down his irritable heart, gritted his teeth and asked.
"I'm curious, too."
Others:
Curious, you just hang the golden hook upside down?
Then the next time you're curious about someone's cave room, do you have to run to the top of someone's bed?
"Look!"
"Oh~"
A group of people couldn't help but say in unison~
Wubo excitedly grabbed the pheasant's hand, tears in his eyes......
Pheasant:
That's not right!
But what was wrong, he couldn't tell......
"Child, child, where is your father!"
Pheasant:
……
"You asked him what he was doing, but I didn't hear what the boy said just now, he can't remember."
The fifth mother-in-law grabbed the pheasant's hand and was unwilling to let go for a moment~
"Cut, they took out the water, they are in a group. You two fools, do you believe this? ”
Li Yuanyuan listened, what does this mean, is Lao Tzu doing tricks?
"Okay, you come, you come."
Saying that, throw the bowl to the other party, and you go to fill the bowl with water~
The other party is naturally not convinced, just go, don't go, they have a big loss!
So, I went to fill a bowl of water in person, grabbed the pheasant and cut it again.
Pheasant:
……
You can still drop a few drops from the wound just now!
"The wound is not healing."
"Lao Tzu knows."
Grabbing the pheasant's hand, it was another knife......
Pheasant:
……
"It's a lot, what about you killing chickens?" The monkey grabbed the pheasant's hand and asked the other ......
"I can't blame Lao Tzu, this dagger is too fast."
A group of people found out again, fused ......
"Kid, kid!"
"The old lady doesn't believe it!"
The three fools listened, and brought a new washbasin, which was filled with water......
When the pheasant saw it, he was directly frightened and protected his hand to death!
Lao Tzu now has reason to suspect that this group of people wants to drain his blood under the pretense of dripping blood to recognize their relatives!
"Come on, you try."
pulled the second brother of the fifth uncle, and this old man looked like an honest person......
Before everyone could react, the three fools had already cut the hands of the other two fathers and sons......
Two large drops of blood fell into the basin......
Everyone immediately stretched their necks and looked at ...... curiously
"Oh~"
A group of people looked at the second brother of the fifth uncle sympathetically~
When he saw it, he collapsed to the ground in fright, his son was not his?
And what about the grandson? Is that girl he? The more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes......
So he took the other three women over......
"Dad, what are you going to do?"
Five-two, now my brain is missing...... Now it's five-two......
Five-two, five-two, five-two, a little two......
Whew......
"Oh~"
A group of people looked at five two sympathetically......
None of them are fused!
It's miserable!
So, the three fools brought another basin of water and dripped the blood of Wu.2 and Wubo......
"Oh!"
Blended ......
Then I squeezed it hard, and the blood of the pheasant dripped into it......
"Oh!"
Turned into a drop!
Integrated!
Now, the show begins......
"Say! What the hell is going on? "Five-twenty-one slapped his wife in a circle......
Four children, oops, stupid......
Mother is too awesome, you have to give someone a biological one!
It's okay now, I will help others raise children and grandchildren for the rest of my life......
For the sake of his children and grandchildren, he also came to his brother's house to fight for the family property......
It's too much!
Money Like Water:
This old woman is estimated to be green tea from her ancestors......
"Old man, this, this, I don't know, I have to marry you innocently."
After hearing it at five o'clock, it was two again......
It's really innocent, and he can remember it now......
At that time, when the hole-in-one was made......
Belch!
It was indeed a little excited, but he forgot about it, and he felt quite loose......
"Old man, it's been almost fifty years, when did I leave you for a day?"
"Don't you love to go back to your parents' house!"
As soon as he finished saying this, he blocked it and looked at his children......
Romance