Chapter 563: Lao Tzu will walk you in a straight line

Liu Xin didn't die because of his heroic death, so after Zhang Tian shut up, he completely fainted and fell asleep with peace of mind......

Zhang Tian squatted on the stone steps under the eaves and stared blankly at the sky.

His eyes were blank, and he asked himself in his heart:

Why is it Brother Tian who is the most injured in the entire Qian Family Gang?

Can't figure it out!

Obviously, he is the most capable fight, why don't others have so many disasters and hardships as him?

I turned my head over and shook it, but I didn't think clearly what the problem was!

Looking at the hand of the strap, he was speechless for a while, greeting God's whole family......

suddenly

From the wall, a pair of hands crawled out, Zhang Tian didn't need to look at people, just look at the other party's hands......

This is the unlucky child of the Natian family!

If you don't go through the gate, you learn to climb over the wall every day, and you don't climb and fall to your death!

Just thought of this:

"Ahh

Tian Hao pulled the chrysanthemum when he raised his legs......

One hurts, one is unstable, hey, mother.

fell straight down, a tearing pain......

Zhang Tian looked up at the sky, and then at Tian Hao, who was lying on the ground and had no extra movements......

didn't move for a long time, so he reluctantly stood up, walked to the other party, and kicked it with his foot......

"Hey, dead alive? If you're dead, you open your mouth. ”

Tian Hao raised his hand with difficulty and shook it, still not daring to move......

"It's not high, damn it, die!"

Tian Hao covered his ass and rolled on the ground, his face flushed......

"You? Want to pull? ”

Tian Hao:

Pull your sister!

"And what are you?"

"It's cracked."

When Zhang Tian heard this, he suddenly realized and said:

"Oh~ Understood." Seeing that the other party was really uncomfortable, "Don't be so rude next time, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle, and it can't be formed in a day or two." ”

Tian Hao:

Do not understand!

Zhang Tian:

It doesn't matter, you just need to understand!

Tian Hao, who had eased up, went to find Wang Banhang with his fart~.

After the inspection, Wang Banhang said:

"There is no chrysanthemum that I can't cure! Don't worry, it's fine in three days, and then you can open as much wine as you want."

This listen, the effect is quite good.

"Half-hung doctor, medical skills are absolutely fine!"

"That's it!"

Wang Banhang replied from the side?

"My dad has recovered a lot?"

"That's good, that's good! Cheng Hui has a total of ninety-eight taels! ”

Tian Hao was dumbfounded when he heard this, so he asked him to touch a chrysanthemum for ninety-eight taels!

"Why don't you go outside and take a look?"

Wang Banhang spoke on the side......

"No, the money is for you, I don't have so much pocket money for a year."

His father's money is a fart, and he relies on his mother's marriage shop Zhuangzi to support the family~

This time, I learned to be obedient, and I didn't go over the wall and went home~

Zhang Tian saw it and wanted to leave in fear, he thought that it should be more cost-effective to go to the doctor outside.

"That, half-hanging, brother doesn't have that much money."

"I didn't ask you for money?"

"Don't want money?"

"No, you're not worth the medication."

Zhang Tian:

Die!

What does it mean that Lao Tzu is not worth the medicine?

At this time, the second blind ran from outside and shouted:

"Brother Tian, Gongzi asked you to serve the black chicken that was caught."

"What black chicken?"

When did Lao Tzu catch the black chicken?

"It was the one who was arrested last night, and the people here all call them the people of the Uji country, and they call them black chickens."

Zhang Tian listened, raised his feet and walked out, sighed and said:

"Hey! Lao Tzu is like this, and he can't be idle! It can be seen that you are of no use! ”

The second listened blindly, and rolled his eyes on the side, it's not that they're useless, it's that they're not as chicken thieves as you......

"Where's Childe?"

"It's out."

After the second blind answer, he walked in front and led Zhang Tian all the way forward~

"Childe, where are you going?"

"I don't know, my uncle followed."

Just go, the two fools don't have long heads.

Qian Rushui and the two fools rode horses and took the guards to the northwest camp.

Why?

Because the three unlucky generals woke up and looked at the lock in their hands with a constipated face!

Damn, it's all welded to death, there are no keys, how did the group of people surnamed Shi take it?

Can't figure it out!

My head hurts!

I want to his ancestor, but my body is still a little soft, how much of this medicine has been given to them?

Dizzy, but the breath in his heart was really uncomfortable for his grandmother!

"Report!"

"Come in!"

When the soldier received the order, he immediately walked in and said:

"Report! The major general came with the Shi Division. ”

You're followed by your respective advisors......

"The major general asked the three generals to go and fulfill their promise."

The three unlucky generals listened and held their heads:

My head is even more dizzy!

"Got it, go down."

Hao Jianren held his brain and replied weakly.

"Where did this medicine come from? Next time, I'll do it too. ”

Xiao Hot Spring listened, and looked at the other party with a stupid expression:

Now the focus is on this?

"Are you leaving? Don't go, Lao Tzu is gone! ”

Lin Zida stood up and felt the earth spinning......

With some sonorous steps, I got out of the tent and breathed in the fresh air......

Although I was not awake, I felt a lot more comfortable......

"You two look, Lao Tzu will walk you in a straight line."

In the eyes of these three goods, Hao Jianren is indeed walking in a straight line at present.

But in the eyes of the other soldiers guarding the sentry.

This man was literally too drunk, taking one step and three steps back.

It's a lucky thing that his mother walked in the Tianzi step, and he didn't get mixed to death by himself......

With this way, it is estimated that he will not be able to walk into the military tent of the major general by tomorrow.

thereupon

"Offended."

After each of them lifted up their own generals, they immediately ran to the major general's tent.

Qian Rushui sat on the main seat, and a group of generals had already come below.

The boss hasn't farted yet, and the people below naturally don't dare to gasp.

Now everyone has figured out Boss Qian's temper......

It's okay don't beep, beep must be a big deal......

What's the big deal?

Hehe!

The enemy is killed, and this kind of thing can be called to him......

Normally, you go to him and try it?

Didn't you see Tian Jiafa, dereliction of duty, for the sake of an outer room, he disappeared for so long......

directly fell down to become a fourth-grade lieutenant, and was also arranged to be on duty at the beacon tower.

Lifting and lowering has been a matter only for emperors since ancient times, but this Northwest Army, since the generation of the major general and his grandfather, has had this privilege......

Otherwise, Emperor Daqing, what are you doing to kill you?

Qian Rushui put the paperwork in his hand on the tea table in front of him with a bang.

Shi Jinhua obviously saw the two rows of big men sitting below, and his frightened body trembled slightly......

So, squinting his eyes, he secretly looked at what was written on the paperwork that the lady put down just now......

At the critical moment, the key voice was spoken.

"Major General, what's the problem?"

Brother-in-law, you can't keep a cold face all the time.

Didn't you see that other people had been mentally suppressed by you and almost wanted to sit on the ground?

Be a person!

No, be a benevolent general!

"Nothing."

As he spoke, he picked up another book and looked ......

When he looked at it, his head didn't move, his eyes were raised, and he glanced coldly at the sitting general......

Generals,

It's over, it's over!

This is, what went wrong again?

are suspicious of each other, whose paperwork provoked the major general......

began to reflect on what he had done recently, and found that, hey, Lao Tzu was right, and then immediately extended to other brothers......

Lao Tzu is right, that is, other people are wrong......

Other people thought the same way, so all the generals thought they were right!

But, that is, inexplicable weakness!

Damn, this feeling, it's terrible......

What to do?

Romance