Wang Fatzi recently thinks that his life is a little leisurely.

This stupid fork, the idle egg hurts, so I secretly found a dream beauty in the haystack...

When the saliva of his sleep was running rampant, he was suddenly woken up by the sound of a sigh of soot.

Wang Fatzi:

Damn, it can't be a snake, right?

This thought, his uncle, almost scared away...

Just as he was about to jump, he heard a voice talking outside.

Outside the haystacks

"Ask you. When to start? ”

"Don't worry, it's almost there, I've already taken the trust of the big stupid pig."

Wang Fatzi:

it?

Ann Night?

"How long will it take?"

Whispering continues...

"In the past two days, you don't know that the people of Daqing are very easy to deceive."

"Oh?"

How easy is it to deceive? It's so easy to deceive, why can't they get into the customs for several lifetimes?

"It's stupid like a big stupid pig, haha..."

At this moment, Wang Fatzi is very sure that the big stupid pig in An Ye's mouth is talking about himself.

Wang Fat Man is equal to a big stupid pig!

Once this consciousness is formed, Wang Fatzi can't control the thought in his mind, the big fat pig raised in the village...

Thinking about it, Mercedes-Benz's pig's head was replaced by his human head.

Think about it again, during the Chinese New Year, the scene of killing New Year's pigs in the village.

I'll go!

Fuck you mother!

This tone, damn it, don't come out, he definitely doesn't have the surname Wang!

After hearing the footsteps and making sure that the person had left, Wang Fatzi continued to lie down on the corpse.

It was almost time before he crawled out of the haystack.

"Why does Lao Tzu use climbing?" I'm not a pig!

So, he got in from the beginning, and then came out with his feet again.

patted the hay on his body, nodded with great satisfaction:

"That's right!"

Master's heart, I can't tolerate the slightest bit of defilement!

So, Hang Erlang walked back to the stable, and saw An Ye brushing the horse.

"Brother Wang, you're here."

Look, what a fucking passion...

"Well, just take a look."

Wang Fatzi walked over with his hands behind his back, as if checking, and then snapped his ass and said:

"Yes, yes, your ancestor was a Bi Ma Wen, right?"

Hearing this, An Ye looked confused, raised her head and asked:

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, sir."

"Official, how old?"

"Raising horses for the Jade Emperor in the sky, do you think it's a big deal?"

Wang Fatzi said, seeing that the other party was still as pale as usual...

Continued:

"In our Daqing country, every child has heard the story of Bi Ma Wen when he was a child."

An Ye listened, and panicked, he hadn't heard it.

"I, my family is poor, and they all say that the children of poor families are in charge of the family early, and I have been helping the family work since I can remember."

"Oh~ Isn't your family dead?"

Ann Night:

Your family is dead! Big silly pig~

"Oh, I died a few years ago."

Ada, Eminem, I'm sorry! Whining...

"In this way, let's die, everyone will die, die early and be born sooner, you don't have to be sad, sooner or later, you have to die."

it!

Fat man, I'm just such a cheap mouth, I stab you from time to time.

Hey, I like your cute appearance.

Beat Lao Tzu!

Begging to fight, it's been itchy lately...

An Ye listened and replied with a smile:

"Yes, if you can get to know Brother Wang, you won't be afraid of being lonely on the road in the future."

Come on, let's die together! You die, I die, everyone dies, death is more lively!

Big stupid pig!

Wang Fatzi:

"I'm afraid of chicken feathers, so when the time comes, the master will burn you more paper."

If you have money, are you afraid that you won't be able to get along?

"Brother Wang doesn't go to sleep?"

What do you always follow him for?

"I can't sleep, I always feel that there are Diao people who want to harm Lao Tzu recently!"

An Ye, when he heard this, his hand shook, and the bucket he was carrying fell to the ground.

"Hey! What are you doing, the barrel is broken, you have to pay for it yourself! "I don't have any money!

When Wang Fatzi said the word money, these two fools finally remembered it.

Earlier, this kid also took out a stack of silver tickets and was stunned in front of his eyes.

I actually said just now that he was a child of a poor family...

Wang Fatzi:

This girl, it's not honest!

Sure enough, I thought Lao Tzu was a big stupid pig...

"I slipped a little, but I didn't grasp it steadily." As he spoke, he hurriedly went and lifted the bucket.

Dark Passage:

This fool, did you notice something?

Then he secretly glanced at the other party and found that Wang Fatzi was playing with sycophants at the moment...

Ann Night:

…

Thinking too much, the silly fork is still the silly fork.

"Brother Wang, what do you want to eat, I'll get it?"

"Where are you going to get it?"

It's too much of a mess......

"You just say you can't eat it, right?"

"Don't eat it." I'm afraid you'll be drugged.

What if he burps? Who is the mother? Family property can't be cheap to outsiders.

"Then I'll go, I'll come in a moment."

An Ye just wanted to find a chance to leave for a while.

He had to find a way to find out if this stupid pig knew something......

When the fat man saw that the people were gone, he turned over and rode his horse galloping past......

There was no one around him, and he was a little lonely.

Hu Yuanan walked down the street, passing by a noodle restaurant where a group of people often eat like water.

looked at it, also walked in, and as soon as she sat down, Li Amei ran up and asked very discerningly.

"Guest, what kind of noodles do you want?"

"What's the face?"

"Big shredded meat noodles, lamb noodles, oh, and haggis soup. If you like it, you can eat it, and you can splash noodles with oil. ”

Hu Yuanan's brain was a little clouded when he heard it, they were all noodles, and he didn't know which one was delicious.

When Hu Tu saw this, he directly stretched his head over and said:

"The village chief likes to eat oily noodles."

Hu Yuanan:

……

Otherwise, he would like this thing to be by his side!

Look, they are all slaves, and they are very conscious.

"Let's have a bowl of oily noodles."

"Big bowl and small bowl?"

Hutu listened, hey, he was upset, and he glared and said:

"Who do you look down upon? Is such a big head that can be eaten in a small bowl? ”

As he spoke, he pointed at Hu Yuanan, who was not afraid of death......

Hu Yuanan:

……

Just praised you!

"Oh~ got it. Wait a while, do it right away. ”

This big guy, stupid, didn't think about it, but spoke directly.

Li Amei ran to help her son, and Hu Tu watched the waste wood Li pull the noodles as if playing~

"Why does this side keep in his hands? Father. ”

Hu Yuanan looked at the vinegar jar in his hand, and replied:

"You go and ask."

Hutu:

……

This kind of master should be cut with a thousand cuts!

After Li Amei was on top, Hu Yuanan was choked by a pungent smell and wanted to sneeze, but he couldn't......

When Hu Tu saw this, he opened the face in front of him and said:

"Master, there's chili powder on this side."

said that he helped him stir it, and the fourth master of his family couldn't eat much spicy.

"Master, do you want vinegar?"

Hu Yuanan listened and said:

"Don't."

"The village chief likes to be jealous."

"Get out!"

Grab the noodles from the other person's hand, and then add the vinegar yourself.

Vinegar is compared with money fools, and other people's money fools pour directly.

Hu Yuanan used the drop, very serious and cautious staring at the dripping vinegar drops~

"Ye~you" That's jealousy.

"Shut up!"

What should I do if my hands are shaking for a while?

Seeing that it was almost over, a person walked by at this time.

I didn't pay attention to hit Hu Yuanan's arm with vinegar.

Syllable!

……

Hu Yuanan stared at the vinegar in his noodles.

Seeing this, Hu Tu turned his face and moved his position.

He was afraid of the sound of his face, which could easily arouse the anger of the fourth master.

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