Chapter 588: I can't count myself for myself
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was already majestic and high-spirited to take the enemy off guard......
Okay!
Since the other party is not afraid of death, he will directly strike first!
Look, what to eat now? After inhaling vigorously, I spit it out again......
The body is finally a little more comfortable, otherwise I have to suffocate him!
"Where is our food?"
Although Anjiying felt sorry for the lost grain and grass, their follow-up grain and grass were also coming soon......
"Tomorrow at the latest."
"Good! He burned the king's grain and grass, and the king had to find a way to burn their grain and grass! ”
Hmph╯^╰!
Burn it, burn it, who is afraid of whom? Let's burn it together!
Mulangham's!
Anji Ying is waiting for the grain and grass escorted by his sister-in-law.
And Zhang Tian's group of people, who were running for their lives, had been running for most of the day, and they were about to run out of the earth......
Xie Kun tightened the reins, and the front horse's hooves were raised upward, and at the same time let out a roar!
Horse:
Brake your mother's hooves!
"That's not right!"
Xie Kun didn't bother to pay attention to the rolling of his eyes, and turned to the group of stupid forks behind him who were like mad dogs.
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Tian's horse was sloppy, staring at the road ahead, wanting to continue galloping......
"We're on the wrong track!"
Xie Kun reminded loudly......
A group of people listened, looked at the canyon in front of them, and looked confused......
What's wrong?
Where did you see that?
While they were arguing, they suddenly saw a team walking towards them in the distance.
"There's a caravan!"
The unfinished said excitedly, if there is a caravan, you can ask for directions.
When the others saw it, they were also happy, and they all thought of beating their horses and asking.
"Liu Xin, you go and ask."
Liu Xin, a fool, listened to Zhang Tian's words, picked up the horse's belly and prepared to run.
was pulled by Qingqi and said:
"Don't worry, I see them like an army."
As soon as these words came out, everyone else looked over, and none of them had seen the world......
This time, dumbfounded, how to be sure?
"Brother Tian, I'll take a look."
Tian Hao, this kid, also came for his sake.
"Don't face it, go and take a look secretly, confirm it."
"Okay."
Tian Hao turned over and dismounted, Li Yuanyuan wanted to follow, but was pulled by Zhang Tianyi, turned his head and said to the second tube:
"There you go! He went, and it was probably useless. ”
Li Yuanyuan:
Can you say such things behind Lao Tzu's back?
The second tube listened, with a machete tied to his back, and when he ran, his buttocks seemed to be round.
In order to avoid being discovered, a group of people hid directly behind the mountain.
After a stick of incense
Tian Hao and the second tube came back, and the two of them ran red.
"Is it a caravan?"
"It's not."
"Isn't it?"
Zhang Tian was shocked......
The second tube took a sip of water......
"They are the ones who escort the grain and grass in the Uji country, and it is their princess who is in charge of the escort."
"Is it pretty?"
As soon as Tian Hao's words fell, Niu Erkang immediately asked......
Syllable!
Zhang Tian didn't say a word, lifted his foot, and directly kicked Niu Erkang on the ground......
I didn't bother to give one, let alone say hello to his wife......
Niu Erkang rubbed his ass aggrievedly, and said in his heart:
The princess gives people the feeling that she is equal to beautiful!
Ask, what's wrong?
"Escorting grain and grass?"
Xie Kun asked......
"Yes, quite a lot, listen to them, come to the camp early tomorrow morning."
Tian Hao is a fool, and he doesn't have much thought in his heart, but it's different with an old fritter like Xie Kun......
If it's not mine, it can be changed to make it me!
He has always used this sentence as an important principle of his style!
"You want to?"
Zhang Tian asked......
"You don't want to?"
Xie Kun asked rhetorically......
"Yes!"
Once again, the nature of the bandits is unmistakable......
Just do it!
Anyway, they weren't serious people in the first place, and they had a hundred ways to do this......
thereupon
A group of people set their eyes on Wang Banhang again, and Wang Banhang was also greedy.
So much grain and grass dangled in front of his eyes......
"Give!"
Throwing out a packet of medicine, he said:
"Light it, smoke it and throw it out! Make sure that the beasts won't wake up! ”
This is specially made by him, and most people don't understand it......
A group of people got the word and began to find a place to ambush, and Wang Banhang this soft-footed shrimp was naturally thrown down to watch the horses......
A group of people you look at me, I look at you, and ask:
"What about the face?"
There's no extra cloth to cover it! If you don't cover your face to rob, it's like and not wiping your ass......
Hearing this, the rice bucket turned his head and unbuttoned his belt......
In the confusion of everyone, take off the pants ~ head and put a set on the head ~ Everyone slanted their mouths, grinned their teeth, and retreated in horror~
"Huh!"
It's disgusting!
After a few days of hurrying, I asked you, is the taste heavy?
The rice bucket dressed himself, looked up and asked the brothers:
"Is it strict?"
The others kept bowing their heads when they listened! Very solid indeed!
"How does it taste?"
Xiongda asked curiously.
"Except for being a little sassy, it's the smell of sweat and your own taste, and I didn't let you exchange it, what are you afraid of?"
Others didn't want to do this, so they found rattan on the top of the mountain to make a trouser belt~
Turned the waistband of his trousers into a cloth covering his face......
For a while, all kinds of forms are different, and it looks like something is wrong with the brain.
I don't know, I thought this was a bunch of crazy people!
"Let's go!"
There are rattan sticks on his waist, and some of the second goods still have a few leaves.
Carrying a machete, he began to run to the front of the line......
The second blind held a machete and dug an obstacle on the ground......
The others didn't pay attention either, thinking that the goods were coming......
A group of people climbed halfway up the mountain and began to weave rattans and tie stones with great force......
They figured it out, and as soon as the procession passed, they cut the rattan and let the stones roll down......
Taking advantage of the chaos, they threw down the medicine that the king had half hanged!
Perfect!
Pretty perfect......
So, I immediately got to work......
When Tian Hao, who had gone to explore the way, ran back, they were almost ready......
And the second blind is still engrossed in waving the machete and digging hard......
Second Blindness:
Damn, this land is full of small stones! It's so hard!
"Here we are."
Zhang Tian saw the other party's flag fluttering in the wind......
The others listened and quickly hid, and at this time:
"! That big fool! The three fools pointed to the second blind who was pouting his ass and slashing the machete......
The others listened and looked up......
It's petrified in an instant!
it~
This kind of accident is so sudden, they can't accept it!
Seeing the team getting closer and closer, the three fools wanted to throw a stone to remind the second blind.
was stopped by Xie Kun and said:
"Don't startle the snake!"
Otherwise, wouldn't they have worked in vain?
"What about the goods?"
The three fools asked rhetorically~
Xie Kun listened to it and said:
"Look at his life."
At this time, the second blind heard the sound of the wheel, pouted and asked:
"Brother Tian, don't you want to withdraw yet? The wheels of the car are almost overhead. ”
I didn't wait for an echo for a long time, and looked up......
Confused......
The sky and the earth are vast, the universe is vast, people? Yes? What about people?
Where have they gone?
Look at the team that is getting closer and closer, and then look at the pit that you have worked so hard to dig out......
Belch?
It doesn't seem like it's enough to bury your physique!
What to do?
Let's run, shall we?
Where to run? Obviously, the other side of the house has already seen itself.
Second Blindness:
I guess it's going to hang, this time!
If you think of something, hurry up and calculate a hexagram for yourself......
I was so coaxing, and finally found out, yo ho, I can't count myself accurately......
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