Zhang Tian and the pheasant started to eat when they were bored......

I'm already hungry, who the hell cares about anything else?

When she eats and wipes her mouth, the proprietress next door doesn't blink her eyes......

She just wants to see if these two poor people have money to eat meat!

"Sister, how much?"

The pheasant looked up and asked......

"It's not expensive, thirty wen."

The proprietress of Sanfeng wiped her hand on the girdle in front of her waist and replied.

I was afraid that the other party would have no money, so I hurriedly said:

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money."

Zhang Tian listened, took out the money, and said:

"Yes, here you go."

The purse is bulging, there is no way, a group of animals around him are waiting for him to raise......

The proprietress next door looked at each other's purses, ouch!

This is infuriating! Jumped up and said:

"If you have money to eat, why are you pretending to be poor?"

Zhang Tianlai, who was full of food and drink, said:

"Lao Tzu is happy! If you beep again, you'll just blow up your stall! ”

Bear with you for a long time! Don't you have a lot of pressure in your eyes?

Niang Sippy's!

It's like it's your dad everywhere!

"Yo! The tone is not small! Do you lift one for the old lady to see? ”

When the old lady is afraid of you?

Zhang Tian listened and said:

"Everyone, have you heard, this old lady, ask me to go and open her stall."

Pheasant:

Brother Tian, what have you eaten lately?

It is estimated that the water in my brain was beaten dry by the girl......

"Hear me! The proprietress said, let you lift it! Haha......"

If you don't watch it, you're a bastard! They're not hilarious porters!

They're just hilarious makers, this damn sense of engagement......

Let them feel that the dance is boiling......

"Old lady, you say one more thing, listen to me!"

Old titch? The old lady is only twenty-eight this year!

Where is it old?

Zhang Tian:

Where is it old? You didn't point ~ force ~ count?

"Okay, good, my mother wants to see you, a foreigner, dare not! Have the ability to lift it! ”

Yo ho!

Bully outsiders?

Okay! Brother Tian traveled from south to north, and the most disgusting thing was bullying!

This trouble, the honest boss was made by his own mother-in-law, and he was at a loss~

Okay, why is it so difficult to do business?

"Shut up!"

At the critical moment, a man has to come forward......

"You're yelling at the old lady? You're yelling at me? You're yelling at me! ”

Others:

"Yes, we saw it, your man is yelling at you!"

It's a dominatrix at this glance......

"Why are you yelling at me! Yes? Why? You are a waste of money, what you eat, what you wear, which one is not mine? ”

How dare you yell at her in public?

It's just that the rhythm of singing is turned upside down!

This is absolutely intolerable!

When the man heard this, he immediately came down, out of sight and out of mind......

Hey, I'm out of the way!

Seeing that the other party didn't take care of himself, this anger was even greater!

Women!

When you quarrel, you take care of her, and she thinks you won't let her!

If you don't tolerate her, you just don't love her and don't care about her!

Yo ho!

When you don't let out a fart, people think you're:

I married you when I was blind! It's just regretful and want to go back to the furnace and rebuild......

Ay~

Sad man!

No matter how you live, it's all sin! It's better to die!

Bah!

Loser~

Seeing his man like this, he turned around and scolded Zhang Tian.

This incident was caused by this stupid big man!

"Stupid big man, you have the ability to lift! Don't blame the old lady for not reminding you, if you lift it, you can't get out of this realm! ”

Huh!

This lovely temper tantrum!

Zhang Tian raised his hand and directly lifted the other party's stall~

Pheasant:

Brother Tian, it's awesome!

Others, I didn't expect that this stupid big guy from a foreign country is really uplifting~

The store is stupid too!

This~

How dare you lift it!

"You pay! You lose your mother's money! ”

"Compensate your mother! Beep again, Lao Tzu will beat you! ”

"I don't care, it's all broken, you have to pay for it!"

Anyway, this stupid big guy is rich!

"Oh~ Call Lao Tzu to lift, Lao Tzu will lift, you call Lao Tzu to compensate, Lao Tzu will compensate?" Damn, are you Lao Tzu's mother?

At this time, the patrol officer happened to be in the ......

When the proprietress saw it, she grabbed it and said:

"Wu Putou! Someone is making trouble! If you get caught, you have to pay me money. ”

The man who was said to have called Wu Putou listened, and stood up:

"Xin Sanniang! Didn't you ask someone to lift it? ”

Xin Sanniang listened to it and said:

"Who knows, he's really uplifting!"

"You've asked for everything, can people agree?"

Melon-eating masses:

"That's right! We all hear it! ”

Call you a dog to look down on people! Bah! You deserve it, right?

Dumbfounded, right? Don't you squeeze, do you? Distressed, right?

Hey......

We were happy!

"That~ then I told him to lose money, but he didn't pay."

Huh~

I'm still wronged!

This means:

He won't listen to me anymore, you have to help me!

"That's your own business, Wu has other things."

Saying that, get up and leave~

Xin Sanniang listened to it and watched the only hope disappear into the crowd~

ate and drank enough, gave money, and lifted the stall that made him unhappy~

Zhang Tian:

Lao Tzu, it's cool!

swaggered and disappeared in front of everyone......

"Brother Tian, where can I find it?"

This town is not big, and it is not small......

It's too hard to find someone who is injured!

"It's okay, find an inn first! Otherwise, it will be dark in a moment! ”

Rich, unreasonable, can also travel all over the world!

The two of them searched for a long time before they found an inn that looked okay.

"That's it, it's called ~wind~ what kind of inn."

Zhang Tian tilted his head and looked at the plaque on the inn~

The pheasant listened and said:

"Brother, there are so few strokes in front, don't you know? This obvious stroke is more than the first two words, how do you recognize it? ”

The pheasant raised his hand and pointed to the word Su and asked~

Brother Tian, this brain is really different from ordinary people!

"Nonsense, this word, my uncle has read it!"

Earlier, my uncle didn't read it~

Shi Jinhua:

The blame is below~

The pheasant touched the back of the head that was slapped by Zhang Tian, and looked at each other blankly~

Pheasant:

Why are you beating me again?

Brother Tian:

Hehe~

Because you're stupid!

The two of them entered the inn, asked for water, and washed it down~

When you go out, do you say it's a coincidence? I met Lanny walking past the pheasant with a food box......

The pheasant didn't pay attention, turned around and bumped the other man's elbow......

"Oops, my soup!"

Lannie exclaimed as she looked at the soup coming out of the food box.

Only then did the pheasant react and quickly apologize to the little girl......

"I'm sorry I didn't pay attention."

Zhang Tian heard it, walked out of the room, and saw that the pheasant was apologizing to the little girl......

Raised is a slap, called on the shoulder of the pheasant, said:

"Little girl, he's frizzy, in this way, the soup money, brother gives, it's an apology, can it be done?"

Pheasant:

Hit me again!!

"No, I didn't pay attention, I'll take another one."

That can make the other party pay, that slap, almost made people stupid.

"Little girl, righteousness, in this way, this is money, you take it."

"Don't!"

"Take it!"

"Don't!"

"Take it, take it!"

"Don't, don't!"

Pheasant:

……

Am I a little redundant?

looked at the two people in front of him and pushed each other's hands......

He has reason to be suspicious! Brother Tian is playing hooligan!

Bah!

Take advantage of other people's little girls......

Scum is not as good as livestock!

It seems that he will kill him, but unfortunately, he doesn't dare~

Because, that is his heavenly brother who saved him and raised him......

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