Emperor Daqing, who is lying on the railing in the palace to feed the fish~

This fish, so nice and carefree!

The eunuch was on the side:

If you feed it any more, the fish will have to die again!

Poor fish!

Fish:

I can't eat it!

Get out!

"Your Majesty, there are all the generals kneeling outside the Nantian Gate."

When Emperor Daqing heard this, he was puzzled:

"Why?"

These people, who are full of food and drink, and have strength, will fight!

What do you do as a literati?

"It is said that it is because of money~" After secretly glancing at the old emperor's face, he continued, "My lord, I was abolished by the emperor and carried out." ”

Emperor Daqing:

Lao Tzu lost a teacup!

Why is it scrapped?

"Who passed it on?"

Find out and kill him!

The eunuch bowed his head and said:

"There is no way to find out the rumors, they are spread by the people."

Emperor Daqing:

……

Depressed, look at the fish is not a fish anymore! It's not water anymore when you look at the water......

Wow!

It's uncomfortable!

I want to kill someone!

Nowadays, people are full of food and chewing their tongues everywhere!

"Go! Pick a few "heartache" precious ones from the private treasury and send them to Lord Qian! ”

When the eunuch heard this, he was struggling:

You fence people up and give them back things......

What do you think?

"Why don't you go yet?"

"Back to the emperor, the Qian family, still around."

The chief manager was afraid that the little eunuch would annoy the old emperor, so he hurriedly reminded in a low voice......

Emperor Daqing listened:

Huh!

I forgot!

It's all for money!

"Withdraw."

Around, it's useless at all, and it's fucking troublesome!

Sick of it!

"Yes."

The little eunuch quickly got up, turned around and walked quickly......

The generals outside the Nantian Gate finally waited for the dawn......

"Ladies and gentlemen, the emperor has spoken, and the Imperial Forest Army of Lord Qian's family has been withdrawn."

Meaning:

If you see it, you will accept it!

Otherwise, if the emperor is angry, it will not end well.

When the generals heard it, it was so simple? If you kneel, you will be relieved of the crisis.

So, are they kneeling late?

Then, you look at me, I look at you, and finally come to a conclusion:

No wonder Wenchen came to kneel when he was fine!

Feelings, this benefit, it's quite big!

With this discovery, I will run to kneel when I have nothing to do in the future......

The old emperor almost wanted to let the dog bite people......

And when Qian Rushui returned home, Shi Jinhua saw the other party's panda eyes and said distressedly:

"Why is it so serious?"

"It's fine."

It's just serious!

"What's all right? My eyes are so swollen that I can't see. ”

Shi Jinhua blamed himself......

"Childe, the half-hanging is here."

After Wang Banhang checked it, he said:

"It's dangerous, I didn't hurt my eyes, otherwise, you just wait for blindness."

Zhang Tian and a group of people surrounded Qian like water in distress......

"Childe, no, let's go, don't stay here."

The imperial power is too ruthless!

Liu Xin said......

The three fools listened and said:

"Is this something you don't want to do?"

Otherwise, the old general has suffered all his life and won't run away early?

"Hey, three fools, I found out that you have a brain recently!"

What did you eat?

Are you smart?

"Cut, the imperial city is good at low feng shui, you know a hammer!"

The three fools slapped the big fat hand of the rice bucket and replied.

Shi Jinhua's eyes were full of distress, and what Liu Xin said was also what he wanted to say.

After Wang Ban hung up, he ......

A herd of cattle, stunned:

Yes, is it necessary to bandage it like this?

"Childe, are you used to it?"

Isn't it exciting to see the world with one eye?

"See less."

When everyone heard this, they moved in unison, raised their hands, and covered one of their eyes:

Stop!

It's damn good, watch less!

"No wonder people have two eyes!" One eye, rush to the shelf, there are blind spots!

Zhang Kui covered one eye and sighed......

The one-eyed money is like water, looking at the group of people in front of him, and said:

"I'm fine,"

"It's all swollen like this, and you still say it's okay?"

Shi Jinhua hated to replace the other party......

"I did it on purpose."

It's not like she can't hide from the teacup.

"Why?"

How painful it hurts!

"He's the emperor."

The one-eyed money replied......

If you are an emperor, you have the dignity of an emperor......

Throw it away, and you can save a lot of trouble......

At this time, the three teeth guarding the door came and said excitedly:

"Childe, the Imperial Forest Army has withdrawn, and a reward has been sent from the palace."

"Cut, who is rare!"

Xie Kun said disdainfully......

"That's it, beat people, and give a sweet date!"

How to think, how to be aggrieved!

Five eunuchs walked in, holding the reward in their hands......

As soon as I saw it, the one-eyed money was like water, and the eunuchs:

Is this blind?

Oops, you can't be really blind, right?

So, I put my things down and ran......

Go back and say to the chief manager:

"Master, Master Qian, your eyes are wrapped in gauze."

As he spoke, he also demonstrated it on his head.

"So serious?"

"When we went, it was already taken care of, and we couldn't see it."

Yan is not serious, they only saw the one-eyed Lord Qian......

Other:

I don't know!

Ooh!

Early the next morning

Money is like water and the rooster crows to get up, because she is going to court......

When I arrived at the court, standing first, the ministers of the DPRK and China:

Huh!

One-eyed general!

Usually shy! Pretending to be forced! Cold!

Wahaha......

Should!

Why didn't you hit your head and blossom!

It's a pity!

After Qian Rushui felt Wen Chen's friendly eyes, a knife eye flew over......

A group of half-aged ministers who were frightened hurriedly turned their heads......

Talk to each other!

Only when Guo Tiekai hurriedly turned his head and wanted to talk to others:

Ouch hey!

No one is up to him!

That's embarrassing!

So, he quickly lowered his head and looked at the instep of his feet......

Well!

The officer's boots are a little dirty......

"Major General, you can't be really blind, right?"

Lu Shan asked anxiously......

A group of Wenchen stretched out their ears, like turtles with elongated necks, and spent their whole lives eavesdropping......

General One-Eyed Qian listened and replied:

"It doesn't affect killing."

"It's good if it doesn't affect it, it's good if it doesn't affect it! Man, it's a little hurt, it's normal. ”

Lu Shan looked hard, but he didn't see any discomfort from the other party.

Emperor Daqing walked onto the dragon chair and didn't pay attention to the ...... below at first.

Once you've sat down, take a look:

Alas, I've got to it!

This is deliberate, right?

Just stood in front of him so clearly......

One-Eyed General Money:

I'm standing right in front of you!

Do you think I feel a little like before?

Emperor Daqing:

Hey, the courtiers hate, Jing Kang is ashamed!

fell in love and killed each other, almost making him laugh out loud......

Who bandaged this? The back of the head, and a bow tied up?

Wang Banhang:

……

"Lord Qian, there are beauties in the family!"

Guo Tiekai began to die again......

Qian Rushui was puzzled, but pretended not to hear......

"Major General, the bow tie on the back of your head is a bit chic."

When the wind blows, the wings fly......

Qian Rushui raised his hand and touched it:

……

King! Half! Condole!

However, there was a calm look on his face, and he said:

"Personal hobbies."

As soon as these words came out, Guo Tiekai took the lead in laughing and said:

"Lord Qian, this hobby is somewhat inconsistent with the identity of a general!"

The others laughed and endured a little hard......

In my mind, I can't control it, and some unspeakable pictures pop up......

Hold it with your hand:

"Ahem~"

Your Majesty, it's time for you to come out and walk in circles!

Emperor Daqing:

……

No!

This kind of scene, see you for the first time in a lifetime!

You have to see enough!

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