Wei Zhong looked at it, stunned, looked at Shi Jinhua blankly, and asked:

"Uncle, what did you say?"

He was messing with Miss Jin, and he didn't pay attention to it......

Shi Jinhua:

……

Ay~

I walked over, picked up the woodcutter, took the cloth shoes, and looked at the firewood on the side.

Very consciously helped the woodcutter carry it......

Half an hour later

"Old Zhongha, is it really like you said? Savages in the mountains? ”

"Can I lie to you? Village Chief, I have two eyes, I see, it's real! ”

A group of gentlemen, carrying all kinds of weapons that can be used at home and think they are very lethal......

Follow the woodcutter to the mountains......

Take a turn~

Yo ho!

The two parties officially met~

"Savages, savages! What a savage! ”

The mentality of the villagers exploded at this moment......

"Savages, but they eat human flesh."

Someone in the crowd reminded......

Xiao Jin, who was lying on Wei Zhong's head, grabbed the other party's hair in fear......

Goldie:

The outside world is so scary!

"Don't move!"

The forks of the forked grass were all used, and he said in horror to Shi Jinhua and the two monkeys.

"Fellow, we're not savages."

All:

Folded longevity!

The wildlings will speak!

Shi Jinhua threw down the firewood and put the woodcutter in his hand on the ground~

"Uncle, and the cloth shoes on your waist."

Shi Jinhua:

……

When Zhong Qiaofu saw Shi Jinhua throw his cloth shoes on the ground, he hurriedly ran over, grabbed his shoes, and ran back......

Villager:

Aren't knives worth more than shoes?

Woodcutter Zhong:

……

It's so nervous!

"Go back to the mountains."

The village chief, who took the lead and was afraid to die, had his trembling beard rippling......

"Old man, we're not savages."

Old Village Chief:

……

Although the dress is a little peculiar, the hairstyle is quite neat......

"Then why are you dressed like this?"

"Our clothes were torn by monkeys in the mountains."

Wei Zhong explained......

When everyone heard this, they were skeptical, so Shi Jinhua said:

"Why don't you recite an article for you next?"

"You still write?"

"My aunt is a man."

Villager:

, right?

Will the lifting man become like this?

Wei Zhong took a look:

Ouch!

I don't believe Lao Tzu!

"Uncle, recite one for them."

When the villagers heard this, they spoke:

"It's too difficult for us to understand, so you can memorize a three-character scripture."

Shi Jinhua:

……

This damn insult is coming to your face!

The Three Character Sutra, when it was enlightened, had already begun......

So, he beeped at the villagers......

Villager:

……

I understood the first few sentences, but I didn't understand a single sentence at the end!

"Don't read it, scholar, you're in trouble, aren't you?"

Wei Zhong:

……

Hehe~

Now, the attitude is good?

"Yes, old man, I'm really sorry for being rude."

As he spoke, he clasped his fists and saluted, and everyone looked at it......

Belch!

Except for one animal skin covering the front and back, everything else was bare......

Don't salute!

Shi Jinhua didn't want to do it either, but this damn habit was not controlled for a while.

Naturally, it was done......

Wei Zhong quietly took a step back and stayed away from the fool stone.

"Go back to my house and bring two clothes."

With this appearance, it is estimated that it will not be able to go down the mountain......

Under the mountain, the eldest girl, the little daughter-in-law, seeing this appearance, this physique, at night, it is estimated that the village gentlemen will have a hard time!

"Yes."

The young man turned and ran, and everyone sat and waited......

Wei Zhong felt bored and thought:

They gave them clothes, even though they had no money.

Then send some game to the old man......

took advantage of the lively chat between Shi Jinhua and the old village chief......

Turned around and went into the mountains......

Without a stick of incense, Wei Zhong came back with a wild goat.

All:

……

“O”

The mouth turned into a round shape in direct shock......

This is more than that, the hunters in the village are awesome!

"Village chief, the clothes are here."

The old village chief handed it to Shi Jinhua, and Shi Jinhua thanked him.

Wear it directly, it's like this anyway, everyone is a gentleman......

It doesn't matter!

gave up struggling, ceremonial face or something, all fell......

Farewell to the villagers, according to the route of inquiry.

Wei Zhong beat another wolf and carried it into the city to exchange for money.

At night, the two fools were walking in the crowd, and suddenly a voice sounded upstairs:

"Hey, monkey trick! Monkey tricks! ”

Seeing the two people downstairs and a monkey, there was no reaction at all.

So, with his hands trumpeted, he shouted:

"Two men with a golden monkey! Call you! ”

When Wei Zhong heard this, he turned his head suspiciously and looked around......

"Uncle, how do you feel, someone is calling us?"

"Hey! Monkey tricks! The guy upstairs is calling you! ”

The lady on the street heard it and kindly reminded her......

Shi Jinhua:

……

Play! Monkey? Target?

Are you sure you're calling in?

Ma'am:

Uh-huh!

Shi Jinhua and Wei Zhong looked up at the people upstairs together.

"Hey, monkey trickster, there's a job, can you take it?"

Wei Zhong:

……

Uncle, no, let's sell our arts!

"I'm sorry, little brother, I'm not playing monkey here."

Under is the scholar, the scholar has the pride of the scholar!

How can you play monkey on the street?

Impossible, feel impossible......

Kill him, and he won't insult his identity like this!

Bell Bell ......

Shi Jinhua struck the gong on the stage~

"Dear fathers, fellow villagers, brothers and sisters! In the next and my brother passed by the precious land, today at the appointment of the store, to show a monkey for everyone! ”

Bell bell bell ~

As soon as Wei Zhong's words fell, Shi Jinhua knocked a few times very tacitly~

Like a wooden man, lifeless......

"Uncle, you have to laugh."

We have no money, why are we pulling a dead face?

Shi Jinhua touched the corners of his mouth with his fingers, and a smiling face appeared......

There was a burst of cheers from the audience, and there were too few monkey players......

Some people, in their lifetime, can also watch once.

There are some people who may not be able to meet in their lifetime......

Wei Zhong said to Xiao Jin:

"Girl, let's do a handstand."

Xiao Jin was very cooperative, and directly turned a handstand......

People in the audience:

Wow wow wow wow woo~

This monkey is too obedient~

Bell bell bell ~

Shi Jinhua knocked again......

At the end of the game, the guests were very satisfied, and finally, in Wei Zhong bowed his head and bowed his waist......

Earned two taels of silver!

"Will you come back tomorrow?"

The shopkeeper asked......

"No, our brothers are just going to the rivers and lakes, and we don't stay often."

Wei Zhong replied......

When the other party heard this, he didn't pay much attention, but in Wei Zhong's low voice......

The store arranged a room for two people and a monkey.

Stayed for one night for free, and the next morning, the two continued on their way.

"Uncle, shall we steal the horse?"

No money, can't afford to buy a horse, no horse, what year and month will you go?

"No!"

Shi Jinhua hurriedly refused......

This goods really dare to steal!

"Okay."

Anyway, it's not my father, if you don't steal, you won't steal......

Lack of horses, oh~

"Robbery!"

A group of people rushed out of the bushes, carrying pig-killing knives.

Wei Zhong:

……

Hey, Lao Tzu doesn't steal, Lao Tzu robs!

Shi Jinhua listened to it and remembered that he was once tied to Phoenix Mountain by Zhang Tian's group of second-hand goods.

Dark Passage:

It's not the same as it used to be!

"Uncle, no, is there a horse!"

So, standing up, he replied:

"Sure about robbery?"

"Nonsense, brothers, I've been here for half a month!"

I finally met a living person, how can I let it go?

The mosquitoes can't be fed anymore, and they don't make any money.

Loss or not?

Romance