The three of them sat in the main hall and chatted awkwardly......

"Lord Qian, young and promising!"

Guo Tiekai can sit firmly in the household department, and it is still a little awesome.

For example, I am often stupid and want to kill the other party all the time.

However, when it is time to bow down, it is time to bow down, and when it is time to be irritable, it is irritable.

In his exact words:

I'm afraid of a fart, when Lao Tzu was an official, your father was still eating sand in the northwest!

Qian Dasha listened and said indifferently:

"You're old and strong."

Zhang Shoude listened to the conversation between the two and always felt that there was a feeling of inexhaustible urine......

Don't pee, I feel uncomfortable, pee, hey, just one or two drops~

After all, these two drops of urine must be liberated~

Otherwise, I always feel that I am particularly panicked!

Guo Tiekai listened, picked up the tea awkwardly, held the tea lid in his right hand, and slowly touched the tea foam and tea leaves~

Then, raise your hand again and put it to your mouth for a while~

Smelling the fragrance of tea, he said:

"Lord Qian's tea, it smells very fragrant." As he spoke, he glanced outside the gate and said in his heart:

Why haven't you come yet?

Qian Dasha listened, and still said indifferently:

"It's delicious, just drink it."

No matter how poor you are, there is still water~

Guo Tiekai:

……

Do you understand chatting?

Forget it, don't talk to this idiot, turn your head and say to Zhang Shoude:

"Master Zhang, what do you think of this tea?"

Zhang Shoude listened, and almost choked:

Okay, what the fuck are you doing with me?

I'm a doctor!

I was unhappy in my heart, but my face was gentle, and I said:

"I was shocked by the wine, and I slept heavily, and the gambling books were so fragrant that I was just ordinary at that time. It's really rare~"

Qian Dasha:

……

Just say that the tea is fragrant?

Grinding chirping~

However, it is said:

"Like, I'll send you some."

Zhang Shoude listened, hurriedly stood up, and said:

"Oops, others say that Lord Qian is an iron rooster, but I didn't expect that it is better to see than to hear! So, thank you Mr. Qian! ”

Qian Dasha heard what the other party said, and said secretly:

Isn't this tea quite expensive?

"Lord Qian, don't be kind!"

Guo Tiekai hurriedly followed Zhang Deshou's behavior and climbed up.

Is it possible, are you sorry not to give it to this official?

Qian Dasha:

Nerve!

So, he said:

"Both."

Ouch, when will this day of disobedience end?

"So, thank you Mr. Qian, next time, Guo has a good object, and he will be the first to send it to you!"

Seeing that there is no, they are all officials, and the people in the household department know that they are in a hurry, and they are shameless......

Zhang Shoude listened to Guo Tiekai's words before he reacted and said:

"Lord Qian, why hasn't Dr. Wang come yet?"

Isn't it in the house?

Qian Dasha:

……

You ask me, who do I ask?

Then

"Hey~ Don't worry, don't worry, it's rare to come to Lord Qian's house, wait slowly, wait slowly~"

You are a begger, and you are still qualified to dislike others for coming slowly?

This nerd? Are you sure it wasn't the emperor who sent him to drag Guo back?

Li Yuanan:

……

is only the emperor, and he has a limited understanding of the characteristics of ministers~

As soon as Guo Tiekai said this, Zhang Shoude reacted, a little embarrassed~

Heart:

Get!

The official is no longer talking, you can sit, and so can he!

At this time, Wang Banhang was in the backyard, and the second tube looked confused and asked:

"I didn't try it!"

This leg is too unbeaten~

"You've beaten your stick in two, and you haven't used any force?"

Wang Xiaoling said angrily~

I didn't try it, or I'll hit you?

Second Cylinder:

……

I was so panicked!

Wang Banhang wanted to roll up his trouser legs, and when he saw it, he had to hit it on his thigh~

"Big brother, you rub the medicine first, and I'll go to the courtyard to find you a crutch."

She's here, how does her eldest brother take off his pants and rub the medicine?

"Hmm~"

The second tube helped pull the pants and looked at it......

Black purple, black purple

"Hehe~ That, half-hung brother, little brother really didn't expect it to be so serious!"

Wang Banhang endured the pain and gently rubbed away the bruises~

Hey, Lao Tzu won't open his mouth and hurt people to death......

"Brother Banhang, I'll help you!"

As he spoke, he snatched the medicinal wine and rubbed it vigorously......

"Wow ~ tap!"

It has to be wasted in the hands of this kid!

"Oh, I remember my mother said that it took a lot of effort to knead it."

"Get out! Minor injuries are rubbed heavily, serious injuries are rubbed lightly! If you don't understand, get out of the way. ”

Wasting Lao Tzu's time......

wiped the medicine, Wang Xiaoling found crutches, and the second tube wanted to help Wang Banhang~

However, he was thrown away by the other party, glared at the other party, and said:

"Come by yourself, don't throw me on the ground again!"

almost hurt Lao Tzu's big bones......

If you push harder, you will have to break the tendons for this kid!

"No, when I saw it was a poisonous snake, a poisonous snake! Isn't it clear to you? As he spoke, he looked at each other seriously, and continued, "What should I do if I bite you and cut off your children and grandchildren?" ”

Wang Banhang listened to this, and said in his heart:

Lao Tzu also thanked you for saving his children and grandchildren?

"On behalf of my children and grandchildren, thank you!"

"You're welcome! It's all brothers, as it should be! ”

Wang Banhang:

……

Go to hell!

I was talking about the threesome when I heard the sound of a knock.

Curiously, he turned his head and looked out of the main hall gate......

Then he saw the king limping with a cane.

In addition, he was poisoned by the snake, his lips were a little purple, and his face was pale.

Weak steps, at any time a pair:

Ouch, I'm going to die, oops, I won't live long.

Suddenly, Guo Tiekai and Zhang Shoude glanced at each other and said secretly:

It is estimated that he came to Dr. Wang for medical advice......

"This man is poisoned."

Zhang Shoude said seriously~

Qian Dasha:

？

Someone plotting against her?

Wang Banhang was finally in the puzzled eyes of the three people~

Crossing the threshold, the second cylinder hurriedly said:

"Childe, Doctor Wang has arrived."

When Qian Dasha heard this, he looked confused:

Is this a doctor?

Guo Tiekai:

How to solve the problem of swine fever?

Zhang Shoude:

……

Sure enough!

Healers don't heal themselves!

Master Zu, I really didn't deceive future generations!

"Are you Dr. Wang Qingwang?"

Zhang Shoude asked dumbly~

Wang Banhang:

……

I almost forgot my real name......

"No, it's down."

Guo Tiekai:

No, let's break up, this one is not good, what if you die?

"Doctor Wang, is this poisoned?"

"Yes."

"What poison, so strong?" And you're not dead?

Zhang Shoude Mengquan asked......

At this time, Wang Banhang pulled out a thumb-sized snake from his arms, shook it, and said:

"Well, that's it."

Zhang Shoude looked at the poisonous snake in front of him, his pupils dilated, and his whole body stiff~

At this time, the snake spat out the letter and slid directly through the tip of the opponent's nose......

Zhang Shoude:

！！！！！

I'm dizzy~

There was a bang, and he fainted directly......

The second cylinder squatted with an arrow step and held the opponent by the hand......

Second Cylinder:

If you fall and get injured in the house, you can't be ruined, huh?

Guo Tie took a small arrow step and hid behind Qian Dasha......

The two legs, trembling, showed their heads, and said:

"Lord Qian, poisonous snake, poisonous snake!"

Oh, mother, this person raises poisonous snakes and poisons himself!

It's so ruthless!

Is this dissatisfaction with life? Still want to challenge nature?

Qian Dasha:

……

Isn't it usually quite capable!

You're coming out, you're coming out!

thereupon

"Put it away."

When the king heard this, he threw the snake into his bosom.

Guo Tiekai:

……

What a weirdo!

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