To say, this draft is also quite funny, once the emperor drafted, and the queen was either the queen mother or the queen around him, or else, get this concubine, that concubine is okay......

For the first time, the emperor drafted a group of civil and military officials......

This is, give face? Or is it a slap in the face?

The original intention of the military attaché:

Anyway, it's not my daughter, it's all treated like a girl!

Civil service:

Except for my daughter, all of them will be treated as women!

Li Yuanan:

Except for the water, they are all treated as clowns......

Zhao Qimin:

Except for the water, they are all treated as singers......

"Young General, do you see it, that's Prime Minister Wen's daughter, what's it called~" Hey, the two steamed buns are shaking vigorously, big~fart~ fart swinging......

your old man, just shook his brain......

Hey!

I forgot what it was called!

The brain is stuck at the critical moment!

Lu Shan directly chose to shut up!

Qian Rushui looked at the girls in front of him, and it was rare for the first time that he began to examine himself in his mind......

Oh oh!

This thing, it's finally official, and I'm a female too!

Look at the white skin and beautiful long legs on the stage, under the curved willow eyebrows, and the red cherry mouth!

The blue waves ripple with peach blossom eyes, twist and drag, hook the soul!

Boy!

This thing secretly squinted at the cocoon on his hand......

Belch!

Phew, it's a wild species, say she's a woman......

Never mind!

Look at the beauties!

Rain on someone's parade!

Zhao Qimin was a little distressed when he found the subtle changes in Qian Dasha......

What a girl, but forced to live as a man!

The Qian family is a bunch of waste!

Qian Qinsheng:

……

Give some face!

Shi Jinhua, in particular, is simply a waste of waste!

Shi Jinhua:

……

Yes, you're right, you're not a waste, so, your sons are all in school!

"Your Majesty, the princes have arrived."

Anshun, the big eunuch, walked like a chrysanthemum in full bloom.

Bowing slightly, dragging a big belly, and when the peacock opened the screen, he was like a big fan.

Then

The civil and military officials woke up from the beauty......

Heart:

How?

The princes in the imperial capital have all called here?

"Come in."

Li Yuanan raised his head and put a glass of wine into his throat, squinting at the people below......

"Yes."

This prince is here, and the eunuch and palace maid are waiting for another meal......

After quieting down, Li Yuanan, the slut, spoke.

Road:

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, your own brothers, whoever you like, just ask."

Princes,

……

How?

Want to put us in the eyeliner?

Wenchen:

……

How much does this mean, Your Majesty?

They just want to be the emperor's in-laws!

Then, Li Yuanan said:

"Go ahead."

So, the girls below were completely at a loss......

This girl is here for your rights, what's the matter?

In a word, they may become someone else's little baby?

In an instant, I don't know whether to perform hard or just perfunctory.

After a stick of incense

Li Slut spoke

"What? Didn't even look at it? ”

Princes,

……

Don't dare!

Who would dare to rob a woman with the emperor?

How hard it is!

Li Yuanan saw that no one was farting, and suddenly, his eyes changed, and he said:

"Hmph╯^╰ You don't like a woman, but you think I can like it? How? In your eyes, I don't deserve better? ”

The Ministry of Rites listened:

Oh good!

"Please atone for your sins!"

As soon as you say this, it sounds good, but you are willful and petty......

To put it seriously, that is, the officials they participated in the draft bullied the emperor!

At this time, there was a foolish prince who stood up and said:

"Brother Huang, are you really giving it?"

Li Yuanan listened and said with a smile:

"I'm a good word!" Dingshang, whether he can insert incense, he doesn't guarantee it.

The other party is like a fool, and he is a little straightforward......

Raising his finger, the woman who was hiding among the show girls to steal food, said:

"Brother Huang, I want her."

When they looked at it, they saw a round face, a round mouth, round eyes, and even round ears......

All:

……

What kind of flavor is this?

"Okay, what's your name?"

Li Yuanan opened his mouth and asked......

The mellow woman among the show girls hurriedly stood up and said:

"Courtier Zheng Runrun, meet the emperor."

Li Yuanan:

……

What's the name of this stupid guy who wants to show girls?

Blindfolded......

"Your Majesty, this is the Green King."

“？”

Who sealed it?

"Your Majesty, you sealed it."

Li Yuanan:

……

Are you the roundworm in my stomach?

Thuan An:

……

There's no way, it's just this bowl of rice to eat, don't care, it's easy to lose your head!

"Okay ......" just spoke, but I can't remember, did this Qinghan bag marry a wife and have children?

"Your Majesty, King Qing has not yet married a wife."

Shun An hurriedly reminded......

Li Yuanan:

No, this position, can you sit?

The following people:

How?

Is the emperor going to repent?

"Qingwang, do you want to give marriage, or take it back?"

When Zheng Runrun heard this, he instantly became anxious, and said recklessly:

"Your Majesty, become a daughter~" I'd rather die than be a concubine......

I just wanted to say it, but suddenly I found:

Hey?

As soon as these words came out, didn't she say that she entered the palace to go to the position of the queen?

Get!

Thankfully, the brakes were in time.

Hurry up and change, said:

"Adult Girl, thank you, Lord Longen!"

If she doesn't enter the palace, she is very happy, just her character......

If you enter the palace, you can't die well!

"Brother Huang, brother marry her."

Anyway, he's stupid, as long as he has a lady......

Other Princes:

……

If only I could be as stupid as you!

"Okay, I'll give you a marriage."

When Qingwang heard this, he grinned and said directly:

"Brother Xie Huang!"

The mother concubine said that the first life is noble, and it is much stronger than the first life in the quagmire......

"Well said, well said."

It would be easy to deal with it if everyone else was so stupid......

Other Princes:

……

Is this a temptation to them?

Now what?

Do you want?

The princes don't know either, they don't lack women.

Then

Prime Minister Wen stepped forward

"Emperor Qi, first the monarch and then the minister, you choose first."

How can the emperor choose the last?

As soon as these words came out, except for the military attaché, everyone else was saying:

"Yes, Master Wen is right."

The real reason is:

I was afraid that my daughter would be chosen by other princes......

Many princes have concubines, and they can't afford to lose this person!

Li Yuanan listened, rolled his eyes, looked at Zhao Qimin, and said:

"Zhao Qimin, Zhao Aiqing~"

Zhao Qimin was frightened by this evil name~

"The minister is here."

"Look, do you have a fancy?"

"I don't dare."

"Oh? Why? ”

"Lord Wen is right, the monarch before the minister."

Prime Minister Wen:

……

It was the old man who said it......

Li Yuanan listened, and still smiled:

"Hey~ between the monarchs and ministers, you don't have to see each other like this!"

Zhao Qimin:

I'm not stupid!

You say you can't see the outside, then you don't see the outside?

"The minister is terrified."

Li Yuanan:

……

Come on, help each other!

Ha ha......

"So, Zhao Aiqing, look at the first row, how about the third girl on the right?"

"Your Majesty, that's Lord Wen's granddaughter." Shun An hurriedly reminded......

Prime Minister Wen:

……

How?

Old husband and granddaughter, do you want to give it to your courtiers as concubines?

Li Yuanan:

……

Miscalculated!

This girl is here to do something when she is put into the palace!

"Haha~ I'm just kidding, get up."

Zhao Qimin:

……

Hehe~

Believe you, a ghost!

At this time, in the ranks of civil ministers, an upright-looking minister suddenly appeared, and said:

"Your Majesty, Weichen believes that the emperor should not favor one over the other."

"Oh? Lin Aiqing, what does this mean? ”

As he spoke, he felt a little dry in his mouth, picked up the teacup, and leisurely put it in his mouth~

Suck~

Gee~

This tea, fragrant~

As for how fragrant it is, how smelly the is, how fragrant this tea is~

I just ask you, is it fragrant?

Ask you, you are also confused, bah......

You know a hammer!

Romance