Chapter 893: I've never been smart anyway
Kang Mingzhu's eyes were dumbfounded, and he sat down......
"What about Huang Qing?"
"What Huang Qing?"
Kang Mu asked suspiciously......
"What about him, what about him? Where did he go? ”
"The one who hurt you?"
"Where?"
"Dead, five horses divided into corpses, at the entrance of the vegetable market, executed in the morning."
Directly a lightning bolt struck his brain, and he couldn't hold back......
Huh~
I fainted again~
And now it's okay, the entire imperial capital knows that the Kang family has cuckolded the royal family~
This royal face was directly trampled on by the Kang family woman under her crotch~
There is no face, there is no ......
"You say, this Li is a fool, killing 1,000 enemies and injuring 800 himself, what does it mean?"
Xie Kun asked suspiciously......
"Whatever, it's okay, find your own hat to wear."
Stupid thing......
Sanfat doesn't look down on Li Yuanan......
The main thing is this, doing things and being a man, and the purpose is too strong......
There is always less pyrotechnic gas......
Qian Rushui knew about it and said:
If you want to live well, all kinds of colors are indispensable!
Shi Jinhua:
Well done!
It is best that there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and 2,999 are hats for him!
Can't crush him!
"Uncle!"
Just as Shi Jinhua was snorting Li Yuanan, the monkey ran in......
Shi Jinhua listened, turned his head and asked:
"Didn't you go shopping for New Year's goods?"
"Yes, but we met your big brother at the bazaar."
"My big brother?"
"Yes, it's a bit bad."
Shi Jinhua:
After saying it in one breath, will you die?
"Uncle, your eldest brother is stupid."
Shi Jinhua listened, and asked directly:
"What do you mean?"
Seeing that the other party was like this, the monkey said directly:
"It's just that I've become a fool, and I'm always screaming in my mouth, I'm here."
Shi Jinhua snorted, got up from the stool, and asked......
"Where?"
"In the bazaar Liujiayao, we didn't listen to him, and when we approached him, he went crazy."
The monkey said, chased Shi Jinhua out, and the two of them came to the market Liujiayao together......
Shi Jincheng hid under a dinner table, holding an anklet in one hand and a steamed bun in the other......
looked at Zhang Tian and his group of animals vigilantly......
Zhang Tian's group of fools also looked at each other with a wary face......
"Brother Tian, could this product be pretending to be stupid?"
Rotten Tail said suspiciously......
"Isn't it, go back and let the half-hang take a look."
Zhang Tian was also suspicious, because this product was too tricky......
"Lao Tzu looks, more like a fool than a fool!"
Xiong Da touched his chin on the side and affirmed......
Wei Zhong had more right to speak, and said directly:
"I guess it's either poisoned or stimulated."
People who used to be so strong, hey~ Now he has become a fool, you say, strange or not?
It's simply:
It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, and they can't control it!
"Uncle is here!"
The monkey shouted loudly from behind......
At this moment, a group of animals got out of the way and let Shi Jinhua walk in......
"Big brother?"
Really stupid?
Shi Jincheng raised his head, his eyes were straight, and his mouth was stuffed with steamed buns......
Grinning, crying, and saying:
"Woo...... Where have you been? ”
All:
……
My son turned out to be called Uncle!
Shi Jinhua was suddenly smashed by the other party's sudden words, and was immediately smashed......
"Big brother, what's wrong with you?"
"Son, they lied to me!"
As he spoke, he looked up at Zhang Tian and his group of people vigilantly......
"Hey, uncle, it's the first time we've met!"
The rice bucket was lying on the ground with a fat and glutinous body, and looked at the fool Shi Jincheng with explanation......
"Big brother, you come out, I'll take you to see the doctor."
Shi Jinhua stretched out his hand to the other party's eyes and said......
"Okay, don't leave me."
Shi Jincheng finally crawled out from under the table......
"What are you doing with this?"
The monkey pointed to Shi Jincheng's anklet and asked blankly......
"Hit the liar!"
Shi Jincheng didn't think about it, and blurted out directly......
All:
Get!
I guess, not a fool, it's not far from a fool!
Everyone took the stone fool to find Wang Banhang, Wang Banhang checked for a long time, and said:
"It's useless, it's too late, this medicine is too domineering."
"What medicine? Can make people stupid? ”
Erblind asked curiously......
"There are too many drugs that can make people become fools, but there are very few drugs that can make people become fools in a short period of time."
After Wang Banhang finished speaking, he said directly to Shi Jinhua:
"There is no solution, you have to ask, why there is no solution, this question, at present, I can't explain it clearly, in this life, he is like this."
Shi Jinhua looked sadly at the stupid big brother in front of him......
"Uncle, he's good like this."
Wei Zhong looked at the stone fool from the side and said......
"It's okay to be stupid?" Zhang Kui asked rhetorically.
"Not stupid? Can he let his uncle go? ”
If you want to kill your uncle, you want to be a demonic barrier......
All:
……
It makes sense, Lao Tzu actually thinks it's stupid!
"Big brother? Who poisoned you? ”
Shi Jinhua asked anxiously......
Only Shi Jincheng smiled and said:
"Mi'er!"
Shi Jinhua:
……
wiped a handful of bitter tears, and said in his heart:
Who the hell is it!
Always messing up his life?
How do you live these days?
The lady and his old man are shaking to the death......
The girl entered the palace, and she didn't know how to walk the road......
Hey!
Big brother is stupid again!
He, what to do?
At this time, Liu Xin came to say:
"The road of life is full of excitement and surprises!"
If Lao Tzu is an uncle, he will run away with the girl directly......
Wei Zhong saw Shi Jinhua's blank face, and said in his heart:
Daddy, busy rebelling!
My sister, I'm busy giving birth to the emperor!
Kiss the mother, get busy, kill your father-in-law!
Mother, busy worrying about being afraid~
The big brother who raised the family suddenly became stupid again~
sighed, patted Shi Jinhua on the shoulder and said:
"Uncle, mourn!"
Your life, when you land, the eight characters are not very good~
Thinking about it, he turned his head and said to Sanrenji:
"Come, help my uncle calculate a hexagram, when will this life be better?"
Shi Jinhua:
……
It's just uncomfortable to be in the bottom!
Sanren Ji listened and said:
"Go and go, everything, use fortune telling, what's the point of living?"
"That's it, the unknown, it's exciting!"
Yan Yixi ran in at some point, and suddenly replied behind everyone......
All:
……
When did this product come?
Yan Yixi:
Come in when you are talking fools......
Wei Zhong sighed and said:
"Hey~ My uncle, this life is too entangled."
It's just a pit at a time, and you can't climb out of the pit.
"Uncle, what now?"
The three fools looked at Shi Jincheng and asked......
Shi Jinhua:
……
I don't know
But
"That's it, I'll arrange for him."
As he spoke, he turned his head to Shi Jincheng, who was smirking, "Big brother, let's go." ”
Where to go?
Find a place for Shi Jincheng to live......
You can't throw it off the street, can you? ...... in the Big Winter
Frozen to death, what to do?
After Qian Dasha came back, he heard that the eldest brother of the dead dog man was coming......
Without blinking his eyes, he directly crossed the front of the second cylinder......
Qian Dasha:
……
Stupid is stupid!
Anyway, I've never been smart......
Silly, for nerds, it's a good thing......
……
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