Since Prime Minister Zuo and others tried to sentence chaos and were sentenced......

Now the harem!

That's, quite harmonious!

I don't know who will break this harmony in the future......

Despite this, the queen has three sons!

What about them?

There is no hair!

What to do?

It seems that it is no longer possible to go it alone......

We have to form a sister group and support each other......

So, a group of women got together in threes and fives......

Discussed:

"I don't ask for any favor anymore! If you can have a child, you can have a child. ”

"Me too, I don't have children, I don't have the confidence to stay in this harem."

"yes, you can't just wait stupidly!"

"Hey, what if you don't wait?"

The cow doesn't drink water, and it's useless for you to press its head!

"Sisters, we have to find a way."

If the mountain doesn't come, I'll go to the mountain~ I'll go to the mountain!

So, the five women, after beeping each other~

Let's get started!

The other beauties are also anxious when they see it!

No matter if they succeed or not, anyway, they see that others take the initiative to attack~

They've got to figure it out, too!

thereupon

For a while, the harem women began to form a group to join the encirclement and suppression of the emperor!

Not for anything else!

Just to get a dragon seed!

Hu Tu got the news and ran excitedly to tell Li Yuanan~

After Li Yuanan heard this, he immediately thought that he was surrounded by bewitching fire foxes at any time~

After a cold sweat, he immediately said:

"I've been too tired lately, I need to rest."

Where to rest?

"Fourth master, you can't hide."

"Otherwise, what should I do?"

Li Yuanan asked Hu Tu~

After hearing this, Hutu rolled his eyes and said with a smile:

"Fourth master, why don't you let them go?"

"Can you put it?"

"You're the emperor, do you say it?"

Hu Tu asked suspiciously, but thought to himself:

If you say it doesn't count, then you are still a fart emperor?

In Hu Tu's contemptuous eyes, Li Yuanan wanted to say firmly:

Calculate!

But

"It doesn't count."

This is all about the layout of the previous dynasty, that is how he wants?

Hmph╯^╰

What do those say, clear the harem beauties for you three thousand~

It's just a script for talented and beautiful people!

In reality, no emperor can do it at all~

After listening to this, Hu Tu said directly:

"Then what nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up, flop! ”

If you can't disperse, then you have to turn it over!

Li Yuanan looked at the sign held by Hu Tu, and instantly became depressed~

Dark Passage:

In the end, are you the emperor, or is Lao Tzu the emperor?

Seeing that the other party was so distressed, Hu Tu said:

"Fourth master, women can't be too idle, if they are idle, they will be easy to do."

Li Yuanan instantly received the revelation of God, and immediately said:

"Oh oh ~ oh ~ oh ~ clear, clear!"

At the critical moment, you have to rely on Hutuha!

Who knows, Hutu has another disappointing sentence:

"Fourth master, Village Chief Qian will have children sooner or later."

Could it be that you have been drought?

Li Yuanan, who was still in high spirits, fell into hell in an instant......

And what is Village Chief Qian doing at this time?

This thing is guarding the courtyard of Niu Erkang......

The yard is not big, but it is quite tidy......

There was screaming in the room......

Niu Erkang walked around anxiously......

That's right!

Old cow, it's time to wait for the cub to be a father!

No, the mother-in-law is screaming inside!

Xie Kun said:

"Oh, what are you going, I'm dizzy!"

Niu Erkang said in his heart:

He was afraid that his mother-in-law would be like Wang Xiaoling, and after the child was born, people would burp!

Wang Banhang comforted:

"Your mother-in-law is in good physical condition, don't worry."

Niu Erkang:

As soon as you say this, Lao Tzu is even more uneasy!

The doctor's words are really hard to distinguish between truth and falsehood!

Then

Zhang Tiandao:

"Guess it's a boy or a girl?"

When the three fools heard this, they instantly woke up and said:

"Lao Tzu sits in the bank, bet, this is a male baby, this is a female baby, bet one to three."

As soon as these words fell, a group of people instantly surrounded them......

One by one, he began to analyze:

"The mother-in-law in the village said that the belly is big and pointy, and it is a male baby!"

Liu Xin, snap ......

Put down five taels!

When the others heard this, they immediately retorted:

"Phew, look at it, it's round!"

As he spoke, he pressed ten taels on the girl......

When the others saw this, they immediately followed their own analysis......

"Childe, it's your turn!"

Qian Ruoshui took out five taels and put them on the girl......

Just bet on having a daughter!

A litter of boys, tired!

Seeing this, Niu Erkang said in his heart:

Feelings, it's not your mother-in-law who gives birth to a baby!

So, angrily said:

"! It's so inhuman! How can you do that? ”

As he spoke, he pulled away from the crowd and roared:

"Ten taels! Son! ”

All:

Belch......

I thought this product was going to lift the table!

At this time, Niu Erkang was not convinced:

"Who do you look down on! Lao Tzu gave birth to a big fat boy, and he was jealous of you! ”

Bah!

Old Bachelor!

was making trouble, Niu Erkang's mother-in-law ran out happily......

"Born, born, born!"

A group of two goods, speaking in unison:

"What did you give birth to?"

After Niu Erkang's mother-in-law heard this, she clapped her knees with her hands excitedly, jumped up and said:

"Ouch, I was so excited, I forgot to read it!"

With that, he turned around and ran in again......

She only saw the child coming up, and ran out excitedly......

The door just closed......

"Wow Wow Wow Wow ......"

The cry of the newborn immediately resounded throughout the small courtyard......

Everyone excitedly said:

"Raw!"

They all craned their necks and looked at the door, waiting for the people inside to come out......

It's been a long time, Niu Erkang's mother-in-law~ Only then did she come out with the child in her arms and said:

"Look, big fat boy!"

"Oh! /Yes! ”

Winning/losing......

Two different voices rang out at the same time......

Qian Rushui was also depressed, he didn't bet on the right, he didn't have a female treasure, and he lost five taels of silver......

My heart hurts!

The three fools counted with their fingers, and counted and calculated......

He only earned three taels!

Gassy!

Niu Erkang took the child, hugged him in front of Qian Rushui, and said:

"Childe, you hug."

Qian Rushui is not hypocritical, and he will pick it up when he takes it......

At this time, Zhang Tiandao:

"This is the Qian family helping a brother!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed......

Niu Erkang smiled:

"Childe, you give the whole name."

Before Qian Dasha could speak, the others directly coaxed:

"Return the whole fart, just call Brother Niu Yi!"

"Yes, domineering!"

"Uh-huh, nice! Later regeneration, no matter whose it is, is called in order. ”

As soon as Zhang Tian's words fell, the others didn't understand and asked:

"What do you mean?"

Zhang Tiandao glanced at a group of second-hand goods and said:

"If you can give birth to a son now, you will be called Second Brother Liu."

Liu Xin:

……

No!

The heart thinks so, and the mouth says so:

"Don't!"

"Hey,, why?"

"My family is in the ranks, and now they are in the music generation."

Zhang Tian:

Ouch, I'll go!

Forget about it!

"Okay, whatever you want."

Then he continued to scream:

"One brother, one brother, one brother, ......" reacted and asked, "You don't have a row at home, right?" ”

Niu Erkang smiled after hearing this:

"No, I've been wandering around for as long as I can remember."

Do you remember anything else......

The second blind patted Niu Erkang on the shoulder and said:

"Okay, in the future, you will be the ancestor of the Niu family!"

After hearing this, Qian Rushui said:

"Brother Yi is very good."

What name can she take?

If she wants to take it, it is estimated that it will be called Niu Dalang......

It's better to call a brother!

Zhang Tian saw that money was like water and asked:

"Childe, what do you want to call it?"

"Niu Dalang, Niu Yilang!"

Qing Qi was drinking tea and ...... directly

Puff......

Squirted......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The three fools who were sprayed on the face didn't do it, and said angrily:

"You're blind!"

"No, I didn't control it!"

"Childe's name is not good?"

"No, Niu Yilang, Niu Dalang's shouting always reminds people of the cowherd."

All:

Shut up!

Die!

Niu Erkang:

Clearing?

Can Qingqi have children?

Don't give Lao Tzu a chance!

Bah!

You are a cowherd, your whole family of brothers, they are all cowherds!

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