As soon as Zhang Tianyi saw the braised eggs of the pheasant, he was instantly stunned......

I didn't hold back, I raised my hand to touch it, and said in my mouth:

"It's light! There is no scum at all. ”

All:

Belch......

That's the point?

After hearing this, Xie Kun opened Zhang Tian's hand, grabbed the pheasant and said:

"Brother, if you have anything unspeakable, you tell us, we can't help you, and it doesn't hurt to listen."

A group of second-hand goods present:

……

On the face of the pheasant, there was no desire and no desire, standing quietly......

"Pheasant, you are talking! Did you really become a monk? ”

Only then did the pheasant speak:

"Yes, the Dharma name, it's empty."

"Tsk~ The numbers are all ready, I'm in a hurry!"

Sanren Ji Buddha dust shook off and said~

At this time, the monkey was a little puzzled and asked:

"Uncle Ji, are these monks and Taoist priests natural enemies?"

"Why do you think so?"

He didn't think there was any contradiction between the monk and the Taoist priest!

"That, Uncle Ji, look at it, this monk eats fasting and recites Buddha, you Taoist priests, what do you eat and recite fasting?"

Sanren Ji sighed and said:

"We also read it, but most of us read it to the ghosts, or when you die, come and listen to it?"

"Why do Taoist priests catch ghosts, but monks don't catch ghosts?"

Sanren Ji was directly asked by the monkey with itchy teeth......

Dark Passage:

No, bite this thing!

The monkey saw Sanren Ji glaring at him, and he was not afraid of death, so he asked:

"Why do sad people only want to become monks, not to become Taoist priests?"

Sanrenji:

！！！！！

The old man is going to kill you!

The second blind saw that Sanren Ji was a little pitiful, and said directly:

"Shut up!"

"Oh~"

At this time, a group of people turned their attention to the pheasant~

Pheasant:

……

You're here for me?

"Jiha, listen to my brother, go home with my brother, I have no fate in this life, let's find a gentle girl again."

"Yes, listen to Brother Tian, find a gentle, virtuous and considerate woman." Qian Batian's second goods, only my uncle can bear it......

The unfinished ending should also be on the side......

"Jiha, you listen to Brother Tian, can Brother Tian lie to you? Find someone who is gentle and virtuous. ”

The girl is too biao, ordinary people, I really can't hold it!

"Chicken, people, you don't have to be a monk!"

"Chicken, you haven't left a seed, how can you say that if you shave your head, you will shave your head?"

"Yes, chicken, you can't be like this, you're like this, what's the difference between a big bare-ass cock?"

Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken......

Listening too much, they feel like they're beeping at a big rooster......

In an instant, there was no desire to continue......

二blind says:

"Chicken, you think about it!"

Pheasant, only then said:

"I've made up my mind!"

In an instant, the cries of a group of chickens immediately became silent......

Chicken, don't listen to people's advice!

Walking Ji finally used his old body to squeeze into the encirclement......

He lifted his bun and said:

"Spread out, spread out, come old man."

The old man eats more salt than you walk......

The crowd obediently took a step back......

Sanrenji:

Breathing, finally smooth!

thereupon

"Jiha, you decided, we will support you."

After hearing this, the pheasant only said:

"Thank you for it."

So, he folded his hands in front of Zhang Tian and bowed......

Turn around and leave......

Leaving a herd of cattle behind, looking at the ...... in amazement

At this time, the three fat said:

"Jiha, if you don't become a monk, can we go back to Phoenix Mountain to be bandits?"

"That's right, brother robbed and raised you!"

Zhang Tian shouted at the back of the pheasant's reflective head......

The pheasant paused in his footsteps and walked forward resolutely......

Zhang Tian couldn't figure it out:

Why, pheasants have to be monks?

Several people pulled their heads together and walked listlessly down the mountain......

Agu muttered:

"It's a bit sudden."

"It's a little sudden, on weekdays, I didn't notice it at all!"

The pheasant people don't talk much, and they stay by the girl's side on weekdays......

This is not!

Stay inside!

Ay......

A group of people came to a bend and suddenly ......

Sou~

"Ahh it! ”

The three fats helped themselves to fade slightly~

Stick this arrow in it~

When everyone was panicking, a lot of arrows flew in~

"Quick, disperse!"

"Yes."

"Go to the house, don't wait for anyone!"

Zhang Tian whispered~

The rice bucket picked up the three fats on his back and ran directly into the dense jungle~

Zhang Tian leaned against the big tree and glanced at the arrow on his shoulder~

Take a breath and pull it out hard!

"Hmm!"

!

Don't let Lao Tzu know who it is!

Otherwise, it will not die~

The second blind hid behind a stone, and because of panic, his chest rose and fell~

It just so happened that his hand touched the flare on his waist......

It doesn't matter if Li Kui and the three fools under the mountain can hear it......

After sending one, turn around and run......

When running for your life, you don't have time to look behind your eyes......

The three fools who were lying on the ground and sleeping with the horse~ heard the voice......

Like a corpse, he jumped up and said loudly:

"Dangerous!"

After Li Kui heard this, he asked:

"What should I do?"

"You're going to change places! I'll go back to Childe! ”

"Okay!"

After the three fools turned over and got on the horse, they glanced at Li Kui and said:

"Brother Kui, at the critical moment, life is the most important!"

"Yes."

After the three fools confessed, they hit the horse and ran......

Li Kui listened to the words of the three fools and drove away directly......

As soon as the two left, three people appeared in the same place......

Looking around, looking at each other, he said:

"Let's go!"

It must not have gone far!

The third fool had just run far when he saw a group of centaurs running towards him in the distance......

On second thought:

The enemy is strong and I am weak!

What to do?

Brain remembered what Shi Jinhua said:

The enemy is strong and I am weak, flee~

So, it was important to save his life, so he immediately turned the horse's head and went around in a circle~

And at this time in the mountains~

Sanren Ji sweated on his forehead, looking at the four people who were approaching him step by step~

Heart:

I'm a mess old man!

How did you beat four big guys?

Ouch!

Then I thought about it, I could live to be eighty......

Meaning, that is, this time, he can't die!

Can't die!

I'm still scared!

Dry!

So, he put the Buddha dust on the ass belt behind his back......

Draw your dagger and prepare to make a move......

suddenly

A figure flew out and directly overwhelmed the two of them......

A look at the Sanren Chronicle:

Good boy!

Isn't this unfilial son!

thereupon

As soon as the dagger came out, it also flew out......

Two to four......

The father and son were beaten with blue noses and swollen faces......

Seeing that he was about to kill the other party, he was stopped by another one......

Then

Li Yuanyuan appeared with a long sword in his face......

Sneak attack directly from behind......

Quietly, a ...... was solved

Then, he hid in the grass again......

This made the opponent who was comparing endurance instantly vigilant......

When Sanren Ji's father and son saw it, they immediately felt like they had been beaten again......

turned over and held it down, taking advantage of Li Yuanyuan's reappearance......

Poof

The dagger is plunged directly into the opponent's heart......

"Daddy! He's dead? ”

It was so exciting, he couldn't even react!

"You're dead! Your dad just died! How do you talk! Lao Tzu is alive and well! ”

That's right, at this time, no one thinks about it......

Anyway, kill one less one......

Li Yuanyuan covered his arms, raised his feet, and kicked directly on his opponent's abdomen......

The opponent fell directly and fell on Sanrenji......

It's too late, it's too soon!

Under the instinctive reaction of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, a knife was inserted into the heart of the enemy~ who fell on his Lao Tzu......

When Sanren Ji pushed away the person on his body with both hands, he happened to see the tip of the knife coming out~

Staring wide-eyed, looking at his unlucky son in horror!

He was almost blinded by his own son!

It's so exciting!

I'm old, and I can't stand it!

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