Chapter 989: Nerd, quite a man!
At this time, the little monk who got up at night in the monastery closed his eyes......
Walking towards the green plant in the corner, I instinctively unbuttoned my pants......
The sound of the water being released with a hula ......
Squinting his eyes, he suddenly noticed that there was an orange-red light in the distance......
Instantly frightened......
belch
Pee the instep on the ......
In his mouth, he trembled:
"Fire~Fire~Fire!"
Turning around and running towards the monk's room, he shook the monk who was older than himself and said:
"Senior brother, senior brother, senior brother!"
The fat monk snored and stopped, let's smack his mouth~
muttered:
"Hey~ Don't make trouble, go to bed obediently."
Saying that, he turned around and looked at the little monk with a big fart~
Whew, continue to fall asleep~
The little monk was helpless, climbed on top of him, pointed into the other party's ear, and shouted:
"It's on fire, in the mountains, there's fire, there's fire in the mountains!"
When the fat monk heard this, he immediately sat up, and by the way, threw the little monk lying on him directly to the ground~
Panicked:
"What? Which? Where is it on fire? ”
"Ouch!"
His little butt must have been split into two parts!
Rubbing his ass, he got up and quickly replied:
"Down the mountain, down the mountain, a big fire!"
"Really?"
"Can I lie to you? Senior brother, if you don't believe it, you go out and see! ”
After hearing this, the fat monk bent over his overshoes, opened the door and ran out~
Looking at the long dragon-like flames under the mountain, it is moving little by little~
Shocked in his mouth:
"Amitabha! I'm a good girl! It's so hot! ”
"Senior brother! Now what? ”
After hearing this, the fat monk turned around, and when he was about to run, he explained:
"Don't run around, find a place to hide, eighty percent are bandits!"
The money who is searching the mountains is like water:
……
We are not bandits!
The little monk ran after him, and said in his mouth:
"Senior brother, where are you going?"
"I'm going to ring the bell, don't you follow!"
"Oh......"
The little monk was scared and cried......
Heartfelt Thoughts:
Senior brother said to hide!
Where is he hiding!
After thinking about it, he hid directly in the bed......
From time to time, a small bald head is stretched out to change his breath......
In the silent mountains......
Suddenly, it sounded, and there was a knock knock......
The bell rings......
Now, in the dark night, it looks particularly clear......
Zhang Tian said in horror:
"Damn, in order not to affect the temple, Lao Tzu, I haven't gone anywhere, how can I drop? And rang the bell? ”
Xie Kun also heard it, and said worriedly:
"Can't it, it's all a group of monks, what are you doing killing them?"
I don't know that Zhang Tian's goods, as if he was ignited by the Bodhisattva, suddenly said:
"It's not like you want to frame Childe!"
"What then!"
Xie Kun was a little confused, the temple is not small......
It's really all killed, that's a big case!
Zhang Tian stood up irritably, threw himself on the ground, spit on a mouthful of saliva, and said:
"Phew! Lao Tzu go to the rescue! ”
Xie Kun grabbed it and said in a panic:
"We are no match for each other!"
"Otherwise, you say, what should I do?"
Xie Kun was also anxious, but when he took Zhang Tian's hand, he didn't let go, and replied:
"This, obviously, is a game!"
Zhang Tian listened in the clouds and was a little confused......
"Said that it would be okay to be full, and be a bureau?"
They are in the imperial capital, but they are quite peaceful......
Peeking at the woman's riverside laundry and entertainment, all abstained......
"No, it's someone who wants to use us to pull Childe into the bureau."
Zhang Tian reacted at this moment, opened his eyes wide, and asked:
"What about pheasants? Pheasant, it is impossible to betray Childe! ”
"Pheasant, it's impossible to betray, but are you sure he won't be taken advantage of?"
"With what?"
"How do you know?"
Xie Kun was depressed, and he asked as if he was the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang!
Zhang Tian couldn't figure it out, what was there for the pheasant to be used by others.
Things, as Xie Kun expected, when the money is like water and a group of people, when they are up, they ......
The monastery suddenly rushed into a group of people, dressed in the clothes of the Qian family......
The only variable is that the little monk suddenly has an urgent need to urinate!
When the bell rang, they walked to the outskirts of the monastery......
The pheasant heard the bell and reflexively turned to touch his machete......
Of course, it was empty!
At this time, in the courtyard, shouted:
"Quick! The bandits are coming! The bandits are coming! ”
The pheasant grabbed the stool and rushed out......
Ran to the front yard of the temple, and there was already a fight......
The abbot asked angrily:
"Ladies and gentlemen, what does this mean!"
They are outsiders, what do these people want!
When the pheasant heard this, he immediately explained:
"They're impersonating!"
When the abbot heard this, he was even more puzzled......
Why do you want to pretend to be a military master to come here to kill......
At this time, a man said arrogantly:
"Tell you, old monk, I'll wait, but it's the Qian family!"
The pheasant protected the abbot behind him and retorted loudly:
"Nope! You're not! Dare to pretend to be the Qian family's army! It's ridiculous! ”
When the abbot heard this, he instantly believed the pheasant's words......
Mouth:
"Amitabha! The Qian family, it is impossible to do this. Presumably, you slaughtered our temple so that the Qian family could be blamed. ”
The other party looks:
Hey!
Awesome!
Didn't you read it in vain!
It's like this, then~ can't leave a living mouth......
At this time, the pheasant pointed to the token on the other party's waist and said:
"Qian Jiajun, never wear a token! Don't want to frame my son-in-law! ”
The abbot was shocked at this time and asked the pheasant:
"What do you mean?"
The pheasant was ashamed and said:
"The apprentice used to serve under ~ General Qian."
When the abbot heard this, he had a clear expression......
When the other party looked at it, there were still people who were rich and stupid!
How can you live?
So, he attacked the pheasant directly......
Zhang Tian looked at the fire of the temple, running one foot high and one foot low......
They naturally saw the money like water, and Shi Jinhua explained:
"Childe, you're in the back, take your time, I'll take a look."
"Hmm."
As soon as it was over, Shi Jinhua was gone......
Then, he said to the lieutenant general beside him:
"Tell the others to go full speed ahead!"
"Yes."
After half a column of incense
Shi Jinhua fell on the high wall of the temple......
I saw a monk, who was about to be chopped up by a group of people......
I didn't even think about it, and I descended from the sky like a god......
Showing the spear, one swept back, and the other pulled out the monk on the ground......
Take a look......
Yo ho!
Thunder is rolling!
It's actually ......
"Pheasant?"
Why did this product come to be a monk?
The pheasant endured the pain and looked at Shi Jinhua with some complicated ......
Heart:
Uncle, saved his life.
I didn't have time to say it, but I said:
"Uncle, they pretended to be the Qian family army and wanted to slaughter the whole temple."
When Shi Jinhua heard it, this is not good!
Whoever dares to find trouble for his wife and block his pace of freedom, who will he kill......
Say that, join the battle......
The pheasant saw the abbot clutching his chest and fell to the ground......
Hurriedly helped him up and said:
"Master, General Qian's military advisor is here. It is estimated that General Qian Shao will be able to arrive in a short time. ”
"Good good ......"
I'm old, and I can't bear it......
Just when Shi Jinhua killed the red eye, Zhang Tian and Xie Kun appeared......
Roaring in his mouth:
"Lao Tzu chopped to death~" You ~
Before the words were finished, the fierce person who was fighting was accidentally injured~
Yo ho
Holding the machete, directly~
Boom~
Lie down on the ground~
Xie Kun thought that Zhang Tian was hanging~
Suddenly, he said with grief and indignation:
"Ahh Brother, Lao Tzu will avenge you, you Huangquan Road, wait brother! ”
shouted, and stepped directly on Zhang Tian's back~
Rush towards the enemy~
Shi Jinhua is depressed!
When Xie Kun didn't get close, he directly took out a spear and blocked the person~
Mouth:
"Don't make a mess!"
For a while, I hurt you by mistake, but don't cry!
When Xie Kun saw Shi Jinhua, he felt ...... for the first time
Nerds, pretty guys!
Romance