Chapter 1007: Uncle, this is to become a Buddha...

Shi Jinhua looked at the stars in the sky depressedly, and comforted in his heart:

Whatever!

It's not a slap in the face.

Zhu Haonan and Huang Unit woke up and felt the wind~

See the twinkling stars in the sky......

There were no words for a long time.

Zhang Kui was stunned and said:

"Damn, do it! This is your sister's stupid! ”

After hearing this, the three fat people looked at Huang Unit on their stomachs, and said suspiciously:

"Can't you?"

Can you call silly with a slap?

Huang Unit looked at the three fats and said:

"Is there any water?"

"Oh~ yes, yes."

As he spoke, he handed the kettle to the other party......

The other party took the kettle and poured it into his mouth with trembling hands......

"I'll help you."

The three fats can't stand it anymore, a big man sweats, and the kettle can't hold it steadily.

"Thank you."

Huang unit's heart is complicated......

Zhu Haonan also drank water, and the two brothers looked at the Qingying Palace at their feet, and for a while, they had mixed feelings......

After half a column of incense

The unfinished tail was shocked:

"So, you two were deceived by Wei Muxin, and then became her ~ male pet?"

Yellow Unit:

Young people, just love to tell the truth!

Zhu Haonan:

……

Zhang Kui sighed in his mouth:

"Tsk, this girl is too powerful!"

It's usually a man's job, and this old lady did it all!

It's a man!

Wei Muxin, who was a man, returned to his room with a lantern after soaking in the hot spring......

I want to wipe my hair, tidy up, and go to bed before it's too late.

As soon as I sat down, I saw a mess of the dresser......

For a while

"Who?"

A thief in the Qing Hades Palace?

If so, then this thief is no ordinary thief.

I ran to check the bed in a panic and saw that the bed was neat......

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief......

But, to be sure, hurry to bed and put down the curtains......

Click......

The bed board opens......

Walk in and take a look~

The eyeballs flew out~

"What about people! Huang Lang! Brother Zhu! ”

I was in a panic, and I saw that the medicine on the table was gone~

For a while

Anger rises from the heart!

Walked out of the secret room, opened the door and went out of the room, shouting:

"Someone!"

The sweet subordinate who was sleeping was suddenly woken up~

Quickly ran out and asked:

"Ma'am?"

"Nothing unusual at night?"

"Nope."

Wei Mu didn't believe it and looked at the dark guard......

After not getting a response for a long time, I flew around and looked:

"Dead!"

A kick kicked the corpse to the ground......

The maid on the ground was so frightened that she almost fainted on the spot......

"Ahh

"Shut up!"

Wei Muxin said angrily......

I felt puzzled, and said again:

"Make a loud noise, chop up the flower mud!"

The maids didn't dare to make any sound......

Because, Mrs. Wei, she really chops people up and makes them into clay!

The Qingying Palace is full of all kinds of flowers, except for Wei Muxin and Wei Qingdai, everyone is named after flowers......

"Go and call the lotus!"

"Yes."

The maid hurried to ......

Lotus carried a sword and hurried over with a female guard......

"Madame!"

"Go, Mrs. Ben lost something in her room, I guess this thief hasn't gone far yet!"

"Yes."

"If you refuse to be three feet on the ground, you have to bring someone to Mrs. Ben!"

"Yes!"

For a moment, the Qing Hades Palace moved instantly......

The monkey looked down and said in his heart:

Broken!

was discovered......

"Uncle, there is a sudden movement below!"

Shi Jinhua stood up and looked at it, and said:

"It's a snake to start!"

"What now?"

Zhang Tian hated the tone of iron and steel, and was a little depressed......

Heart:

Isn't the girl more important than these two fools?

Shi Jinhua:

……

Wrong in the next!

Then

Huang Unit raised his hand to Shi Jinhua and said:

"Little brother, come here."

After Shi Jinhua heard this, he walked over patiently......

"Senpai."

Who knows, Huang Unit grabbed Shi Jinhua's hand......

As soon as he exerted his strength, the whole person of the stone nerd was suspended in the air......

"! Your damn kindness will be avenged! ”

Zhang Tian held his machete and was about to slash at Huang Unit's head......

Zhu Haonan hurriedly stopped:

"Wait! Don't come closer. ”

Zhang Tian held up the machete and asked suspiciously:

"What, let him kill my aunt so that my girl can be widowed?"

"No, Brother Huang is teaching him what he has learned all his life, you can't get close, otherwise, the three of you will not die well."

When others are scattering and absorbing exercises, you run up and interrupt, and you are simply doomed......

Zhang Tian is a group of second-class goods, who knows a fart!

was said by Zhu Haonan, stunned for a moment......

They turned into good people as bandits, and then followed Qian Dasha to the north and south......

The point is, Qian Dasha is not very smart!

But

I haven't been through the rivers and lakes!

The monkey is also half-understood, so he can only stabilize Zhang Tiandao:

"Brother Tian, take a look."

It seems that my uncle is very uncomfortable!

Shi Jinhua:

It's not uncomfortable, it's going to explode!

After Zhu Haonan saw that Zhang Tian and the others did not move, he was relieved.

He asked:

"Young man, do you have a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone?"

Zhang Tian's eyes were full of question marks, and he thought to himself:

Is this person making Lao Tzu happy?

How could they possibly have pen, ink, paper, inkstone?

They're here to save people, not to catch the exam!

Zhu Haonan looked at the other party's face:

Are you a fool?

can only be embarrassed:

"Sorry, I didn't use my brain for too long."

Some of them don't go well......

What can Zhang Tian and others say?

Only

"Hehe~ It's okay."

Looking at the more and more torches of the Qingying Palace under his feet~

Zhang Tian is in a hurry~

After the power of the yellow unit is exhausted, it is like a withered tree~

With silver hair, he fell in front of Shi Jinhua......

Shi Jinhua!

This idiot fainted directly from pain......

Zhang Tian was scared, thinking that the other party had ascended to heaven......

Finally, it's the monkey who said:

"It's okay, I just fainted."

Zhu Haonan looked at the torches in the distance, smiled sadly, and said:

"What about genius? Haha......"

As he spoke, he dragged Shi Jinhua, who was dizzy on the ground like a dead pig~ directly......

Open your palm and knock directly on Shi Jinhua's head......

With a hard press, Shi Jinhua's entire face was deformed......

The frightened Zhang Tian and several people unanimously agreed:

!

Uncle is going to explode!

The stone nerd also thought that he was going to explode, and there were two gases in his body fighting......

When Huang Unit saw it, he panicked and hurriedly said:

"Follow the mantra of purifying the heart!"

Zhang Tian and a few people, the girl ran away, hid in the distance, lay on the stone, and discussed:

"How? Is this to become a Buddha? ”

"No, Brother Tian, it is estimated that my uncle will become an immortal."

"Hey, you know a fart, I guess it's not good, my uncle can become a demon."

"Damn, fuck off, it's good if my uncle doesn't die."

Shi Jinhua:

Hide so far away, don't think you can't hear it!

And at this time, the Qingyin Palace......

Yan Niu was secretly enjoying the moonlight bathing at night.

Suddenly, the whole palace, as if alive, floated down the courtyard and asked:

"What's going on?"

Yan Yixi and Qian Rushui are in the room, one bed and one couch.

The two of them are really good!

Lying on all fours, snoring and sleeping......

When Yan Niu pushed the door in, Yan Yixi just turned over, and the steamed buns on his chest rolled out......

Yan Niu:

……

This Taoist priest is not reliable at all!

So, he bent down and picked up the other party's chest, and kicked with his foot:

"Hey, hey! Your boobs are gone. ”

After Yan Yixi heard this, he turned around and continued to sleep......

Then

Yan Niu thought:

Why not take advantage of the chaos to steal the antidote?

thereupon

"Get up, get up! Dislike! ”

Yan Yixi:

This hundred-year-old ghost, do you think you're still a girl?

Depressed opened his eyes and said:

"Grandma, it's a person down there! Person! Person! Person! Man wants to sleep! Go to bed! ”

Do you think you're like you, screaming at night and shrinking up during the day?

Bah!

Hell, that's amazing! Poor worm forgotten by reincarnation!

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