A group of second-class goods who had everything in their dreams......

Suddenly called up by Li Yuanyuan, squinting his eyes, looking at Da Yuanzi, holding a pen in his hand, sitting at the table......

Damn, these animals are stunned......

"Big garden, big night, what kind of wind are you smoking?"

"Childe said, ask, do you want to get married?"

As he spoke, he moistened the brush and waited for a group of second-hand goods to speak......

A group of stupid forks who were still confused came to their senses in an instant......

"Marriage?"

Zhang Tian jumped out of bed directly in big pants and almost fell to the ground in excitement......

The monkey grabbed the other and said:

"Brother Tian, steady, steady."

Why are you so excited, as if you can find your mother-in-law.

Zhang Tianyi pushed the monkey away and replied:

"You know!"

Monkey:

Cut!

Lao Tzu can understand fart, and he still messes with you?

At this time, Xiong Dajiao said shyly:

"I, I, I want to get married."

This is a very weak statement, but it stands out in a herd of livestock......

As soon as the words fell, everyone said in their hearts:

Bad goods, someone likes it?

Zhang Kui pulled Xiongda over and asked:

"Tell my brother, is the other party blind?" If you're not blind, can people take a fancy to you?

Xiongda:

You're blind!

Your whole family is blind!

On his mouth, his face was flushed:

"It's the Ma family's maid, mung bean."

These words have just ended......

Boom~

Agu suddenly fell out of bed~

Everyone turned their heads to look at each other and wondered:

"Your sister, excited?"

After Agu heard this, for a while, he couldn't figure it out, but ~

Whoop on Xiongda~

Everyone immediately took a step back, looking at the two who were fighting with circles in their eyes~

"How? This is? Two husbands rob a daughter? ”

The Commission for Discipline Inspection scratched his thighs and asked curiously......

Lying on the bed, the lazy sheep replied......

"It's hard to say."

The eight achievements are, where is this mung bean sacred?

Xie Kun is not there, and ordinary people can't hold it down......

Agu is also a bull temper, no, it's dark......

After Qian Rushui heard this, he walked in slowly and asked:

"What?"

The second blind looked at it and screamed:

"Ahhhh You rascal! ”

None of them were wearing clothes!

Money Like Water:

……

And it didn't leak!

The second cylinder was puzzled and asked:

"It's all gentlemen, what are you afraid of? How? Yours are too small? ”

it!

As soon as these words came out, if it weren't for the money, it is estimated that the two cylinders would not have been able to get out of the room alive......

The second blind screamed, and a group of frightened men drilled into the quilt like a girl......

Money Like Water:

……

With this group of second goods, can you find your mother-in-law?

thereupon

"Three days!"

Drop two words, turn around and go......

After Li Yuanyuan was sure that Qian Batian was gone, he turned around and said:

"Let's go, let's talk quickly, who else is there besides Xiongda?"

You look at me, I look at you, and I think about it......

"Didn't Childe say three days, and I'll talk about it tomorrow."

As he spoke, he fell asleep......

Scold~

In my dreams, there is everything!

Early the next morning

The court notified that the court would be suspended for three days, and it would not be okay if it was not rested!

Because, there are corpses everywhere, and human blood everywhere~

Gotta clean it up, right? Plus, Emperor Daqing, it is estimated that this time it will really not work......

The emperor was also injured, and besides, the minister also had to stay at home and find a concubine to suppress the shock!

No, three days off is exactly the deadline that Qian Batian gave Zhang Tian a group of second-class goods......

Early in the morning, a group of second-hand goods squatted on the street, watching people come and go......

The three fools nibbled on steamed buns and asked:

"Hey, Brother Tian, what should I do?"

You can't take it seriously, so you can carry it home, right?

The two blind people on the side asked the three fools:

"Ying girl, you don't want to marry?"

"If you don't marry, I'll treat her as a sister."

"Ouch, I'll go, it's amazing, it's just such a thing as you, and you can also divide the girl and the lady!"

As soon as the second blind words fell, a group of animals suddenly:

"Haha......"

Three Fools:

Laugh at your sister!

"Lao Tzu at least has a girl! You guys have a fart? ”

All:

it!

Mosquitoes in the mouth!

The Commission for Discipline Inspection stood up and said:

"Zhang Tian, no, let's go find the matchmaker, shall we?"

When Zhang Tian heard this, he asked suspiciously:

"There are so many maids in the Ma family, you haven't taken a fancy to one?"

Those girls, they look pretty good!

When Liu Xin heard this, he immediately retorted:

"That doesn't work, that doesn't work, absolutely not!"

"Why?" Just have a! Still disgusted?

"Brother Tian, don't ask, it's not good anyway, we listen to the grievances, hurry up and find the matchmaker."

As for the reason, it is that they will not marry the maid of the Ma family!

Because, when you got married, you just fell into the trap of your uncle?

In the future, as long as my uncle says a word, their life will not be easy......

It's okay, I ran to my aunt and the girl to complain, just the girl's violent maniac, they can't stand it!

In order to live a peaceful life in the future, this group of more than 30 people ......

Duang～

Standing at the gate of a courtyard, surrounding the gate of the house......

"Go, knock!"

Zhang Tian kicked three stupid ......

The force was not controlled, and the three fools were directly kicked on the door, and issued:

Boom!

A group of two goods:

……

Are you silly?

We're here to ask someone to do something!

thereupon

They all looked at Zhang Tian with disdain, and they were all in two words:

Despise!

Fuck you idiot!

This is a matchmaker, do you dare to offend?

Then

Inside the house, a woman's voice was heard:

"Who? Come on, hey, don't break the door! ”

It's broken, your pay!

Squeak

With a bang, the door opened......

Woman:

！！！

This, this, this, these are all men!

The key, and a little Doha, one by one......

Like a weed, how to do it as you like, how to grow it!

A group of panicked people asked:

"Little brothers, who are you looking for?"

After Li Yuanyuan squeezed in for a long time, he carefully tidied up his appearance, touched his hair, ouch, it was messy, and he immediately ......

"Phew~"

Spit two mouthfuls of saliva on the palm of your hand and pinch your hand hard~

Quite perfect to make the hair shiny~

Then, like a dog, he said:

"Below, Li Yuanyuan, may I ask, is this the home of the pomegranate matchmaker?"

The woman took a step back, moved away from Li Yuanyuan, and said embarrassedly:

"Hehe~ Yes."

"Excuse me, is Sister Pomegranate at home?"

"What are you looking for her?"

Zhang Tianyi kicked Li Yuanyuan away, and said angrily:

"! Grind it again, and it'll be dark! ”

As he spoke, he immediately changed his face and smiled like a chrysanthemum in the morning light:

"Hehe, you're the pomegranate lady~ uh~ phew, look at my mouth, you should fight! You're the famous pomegranate sister, right? ”

"Yes, I'm me, I'm you~" Now the bandits are so capricious?

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, dare to blatantly run the emperor to commit crimes?

"Look at you, look, look, this face, how kind it is!" It looks like a big pomegranate! Good luck!

The second blind is blowing rainbow farts on the side, and there is a request for others!

The attitude must be lowered, don't scare people~

Liu Xin, who got the signal on the side, immediately took over and said:

"Yes, this name is also good, pomegranate, many children and grandchildren~"

Three fools, quickly interject:

"Blessed again!"

"Yes, yes, the eldest sister is well maintained, at first glance, it is this one of the matchmakers!"

The three fat gave a thumbs up......

You say a word, I say a word, every word is inseparable from the rainbow fart......

Big noon!

The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers were smiling at me, and the birds were saying:

Silly stupid stupid......

The pomegranate matchmaker looked at the noisy bird suspiciously, and then looked at the sky......

Dark Passage:

It's not dark!

Did she dream?

A large group of three or five thick gentlemen surrounded her and boasted, how much, a little panicked!

Romance