Shi Jinhua said in his heart:

How do you say this kind of thing?

Is it a matter of respect for men, or is it ......

"Hehe, it's nothing, it's just a dream."

He did have a dream!

So, he hurriedly changed the topic and asked:

"Where do you get so many red eggs?"

Xie Kun peeled the eggshell after throwing one to Shi Jinhua and said:

"Whoa! Their mother-in-law has a doll. ”

Shi Jinhua looked at the main hall, full of three large boxes of red eggs, and said in shock:

"Got it all?"

"Uh-huh! Uncle, isn't it powerful? ”

The three fat pounded the red eggs on the door of his head......

emit

Da-da-da-da

sound......

Shi Jinhua:

……

This heart, for piercing......

Sparse sparse ......

Unbelievers:

"All?"

"Yes, even that kid has it."

Qingqi and her mother-in-law became sisters, the key is that this sister can still give him a baby......

it!

For a while, Xie Kun was a little envious of Qing Qian......

Shi Jinhua didn't believe it, and asked again:

"Brother Xiong too?"

After hearing this, Xie Kun secretly thought:

They all live together, as long as it's not a physical problem.

I guess, there should be one, right?

Then he nodded at the stone nerd......

Shi Jinhua:

……

With his head down, he looked at some source of his life......

Caught in deep self-doubt......

And what about Xiongda?

A bad scumbag suddenly returned to the village with his little wife......

Oops, mother!

A group of old ladies guarding the entrance of the village, in an instant, reacted:

It's raining red!

After the shock, he turned around and ran......

The bad of this goods has been brought from the womb......

The one-year-old nurse bites his mother and screams......

it, every time you feed him, it's like a guillotine.

Two years old, can you understand a fart?

However, people can do it, and the second child of his third uncle's family is the same age as him......

It's like a cowhide band......

got his cousin, every time he met him at a young age, he covered himself ***......

When I was young, everyone thought that the child was not sensible......

It would be nice to grow up!

I'll you!

It's better not to grow up!

When I was seven or eight years old, I stuffed firecrackers into people's stoves......

That scene......

Gee......

scared out the old urine of Grandma Huang......

There is a veterinarian in the village who is responsible for breeding the animals in addition to treating the diseases......

Boy!

I don't know a single big word about this product, so I secretly take it casually......

Yo ho!

Something happened!

It's just, miserable!

This rotten thing actually poured all that kind of medicinal powder into the village well......

As you can imagine, that night......

The whole village was screaming......

Fortunately, there is a doctor in the village, otherwise, the children would have been killed by this goods!

No way!

No proof!

What can you do?

Think, it would be nice to be bigger......

The old lady Xiongda heard the poor Xiucai who passed by their village say:

Reading can be reasonable!

thereupon

Returning home and patting his thigh, he decided:

"Daddy, let's send the old man to the school."

Otherwise, if it continues to be so bad, it is estimated that in the future, it will only be possible to go to the guillotine......

When Xiongda Lao Tzu heard this, he frowned, took a deep breath of dry smoke, and then highlighted a cloud of white mist and said:

"Send it."

What can I do if I don't send it?

Every night, he couldn't sleep......

I always wonder if there is a fool in my ancestors!

However, when you think about it, it may also be a problem on the mother-in-law's side!

They are all honest and dutiful people, how could they give birth to such a bad son?

So much so that every time he lies on his mother-in-law......

Always worried......

Why?

it!

What if you make another big one?

At home, it's not enough to be ha!

Aunt Xiong saw that the other party looked like vegetable seedlings in the dry land, and roared angrily:

"Get out!"

Useless stuff!

Bah!

Let's go!

Send it away!

Xiongda's goods, in the village, are also annoyed......

So, I followed him out quite happily......

sent to the next village to study at the poor Xiucai's house......

Xiongda Lao Tzu said:

Don't ask him to glorify his ancestors, as long as he distinguishes between right and wrong and understands etiquette!

When Poor Xiucai heard this, he said in his heart:

Heck, that's an enlightened man!

Xiongda Lao Tzu:

Hehe......

Be enlightened to your ancestors!

Lao Tzu wants him to glorify his ancestors!

Pity......

Just think about it......

At this time, Xiongda, who was seven or eight years old, left his parents for the first time and went to the next village......

This is the farthest he has traveled since he was born......

The first five days are three days off......

Half a month later

Poor Xiucai braved the sun and sent Xiongda back......

Leaving only one sentence, the way:

"This son is a character! Contemptible talents are shallow, please find another master. ”

The words fell, and he turned around and walked away......

Leaving the majestic old man, he stared blankly at the son who was counting ants on the side......

Xiao Xiongda pressed an ant to death with a branch, and said:

"One"

Press another one to death:

"Two"

All the way down......

From one to six, hey, fuck you! It's stuck......

Puzzled:

"Damn, what's under six?"

Yo ho!

This can make the majestic old man angry, and he can't wait to die immediately!

thereupon

Raised his feet, took off his shoes, held them in his hands, and said angrily:

"It's your dad at six!"

When the words fell, the sole plate slapped on the big ass......

Xiongda covered the little ass that was pumped and turned around and ran......

Mouth:

"You beat Lao Tzu!"

Ouch, I'll go!

At a young age, he dared to call Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu!

This is, the world is reversed!

The majestic old man hurriedly took out his cigarette gun and took a hard breath!

scolded Wang Ba calf in his mouth!

thereupon

In the last few years, the villagers lived, and it was quite exciting......

Later, when he grew up, he began to go to the town......

This made the villagers breathe a sigh of relief......

Later, after selling my wife, sister-in-law, and niece......

In six or seven years, there was no news of this thing......

And all the people secretly prayed in their hearts:

Hurry up and die outside!

Which Cheng wants to ......

This rotten thing is back all of a sudden!

The person dressed like a dog, and there was a little lady by his side......

Aunt Xiong heard that her youngest son had returned......

I was excited, no matter how bad it was, she was born in October!

Others can dislike it, and they can curse her son to die!

However, she can't, and she doesn't want to!

"Mother!"

Xiongda stood at the gate of his house with his baggage and shouted loudly......

Frightened, the woman in the courtyard trembled......

Panicked:

"Girl, hurry, your second uncle is back! You go out the back door and hide at your grandfather's house for a few days! ”

As he spoke, he pushed his fourteen-year-old daughter to the back......

Hearing her second uncle's voice, her face turned pale with fright......

When she was a child, she was almost sold by his second uncle!

Aunt Xiong opened the door excitedly and saw Xiongda......

Wailing:

"Er! Mother thinks you're dead outside! ”

The young woman in the courtyard said:

It's better to die outside!

Now, the family is not at peace again......

The majestic man looks like a dog, and has a waist tag around his waist......

He took out a book from his bosom and handed it to his wife.

Aunt Xiong took it and said in her heart:

This is, who is owed money again?

As soon as I wanted to ask, I saw Xiongda and took out a yellow cloth......

Aunt Xiong, I haven't seen this thing, and I wondered:

"If you don't have money, don't buy any cloth for your mother." The point is, what can you do with so little cloth?

Li Yuanan:

……

My fault!

At this time, the young woman on the side said:

"Second brother, what is this?" I want to ask, is this the girl you robbed?

But she didn't dare say that......

Who knows, Xiong Avenue:

"Sister-in-law, this is my mother-in-law."

The male mother-in-law, named Zhang Lanzhi, is a fish buyer, so she has a clever mouth.

As soon as Xiongda's words fell, he immediately smiled and said:

"Good mother, good sister-in-law."

Male Aunt/Male Sister-in-law:

Didn't you rob it?

Xiongda:

It's not a robbery, you're disappointed?

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