Chapter 261: Drunken Madness (Second Watch)
"Hehe......" Gao Mancang laughed when he heard this.
"Am I not right?" Ye Sanniang raised her eyebrows lightly and looked at Gao Mancang and asked.
"Yes or no, the two of them are better than anything." Gao Mancang told the origin of the two families.
Hearing Ye Sanniang's dumbfounded, Ye Sanniang chuckled and said, "The relationship between these two families is also good!" He smiled and said, "If it's really bad, I'll be annoyed like this." ”
"That's right." Gao Mancang nodded with a smile when he heard this.
"None of you have ever drunk, so why don't you drink it?" Ye Sanniang looked at the two of them with smart eyes and asked.
"Don't mention it, they're drunk, I'm a mother, I sneaked to the ground, and I dragged you to chatter, and I couldn't hear anything clearly when I spoke." Ye Yanxing pursed his lips and said in extreme disgust, "There is even more exaggerated direct incontinence." He patted his forehead and said, "My God, the court is wide!" ”
"And talking about my own dissatisfaction, that handful of snot, a handful of tears." Ye Yanxing trembled his real body exaggeratedly, "Wow...... Is it all like this when drunk? ”
"Almost!" Ye Sanniang looked at them in fright amusemently.
"Is it the same when the scholar is drunk?" Ye Luoxing humbly asked for advice.
"Aren't they men?" Ye Sanniang raised her eyebrows and looked at them lightly and asked.
"Shouldn't it be like Li Bai, Li Bai is drunk with a hundred poems?" Ye Yanxing looked at them with innocent eyes and said.
"Hehe......" Ye Sanniang shook her head and laughed when she heard this, "This Li Bai is only one person, not all of them are Li Bai." More drunkards. ”
"Wow......" the brothers shuddered in unison, "it's terrifying. ”
"There's no shame in being drunk like that!" Ye Luoxing couldn't figure it out and said, "Why do you still want to drink!" It's good to have a drink, isn't it good to be drunk? ”
"Anyway, everyone is the same when they are drunk, don't laugh at the crow." Ye Sanniang said unceremoniously, "It's possible that after you wake up, maybe you will forget it." ”
"You can forget." Ye Yanxing looked at her in surprise and asked.
"Yes! How else to say that a drunk can relieve a thousand sorrows! Just forget your sorrows! Ye Sanniang snorted lightly and said in a strange manner.
"But when I wake up, the troubles are still there! It's not like you're drunk and gone. Ye Yanxing tilted her head and looked at her with watery eyes and said.
"Ouch! Baby, that's so right. Ye Sanniang patted Ye Yanxing's shoulder and praised.
"Brush ......" Ye Yanxing's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he twisted and said embarrassedly, "Mother, I'm not a baby." ”
"I don't like it! In my eyes, you will always be a child! Even if you reach eighty. Ye Sanniang looked at them softly and said, "I won't scream." ”
"Okay! Knowing that wine is not a good thing, this meal was not in vain. Ye Sanniang's crystal clear eyes reflected their figures and said.
Amber onyx-like eyes looked at them and said, "It's so simple and rude to persuade you to drink in the countryside, you don't drink and you don't give face." But when you go to the city, it will be more decent to persuade you to drink, and it will be even more difficult to refuse. ”
"How can this be refused! You can't always keep your mother in the way! We always have to grow up. Ye Yanxing humbly asked, "How can you say that you can't offend people!" ”
"For those who persuade wine: Don't say that, I take you as a gentleman to hand, the gentleman's friendship is as light as water, and it is also very beautiful to replace wine with tea, there is understanding if there is feeling, I will replace wine with tea, toast you!" Ye Sanniang opened her mouth and said.
Ye Luoxing's eyes were full of interest when he heard this, and he looked at her and said, "If you don't drink, you look down on me." ”
"As long as there is affection, whatever you drink is wine." Ye Sanniang shook her body slightly, looked at them, and said unhurriedly.
Ye Sanniang's pure eyes looked at them and said, "This toast, persuasion, toast, and refusal to drink, we must pay attention to strategy, and at the same time, it is best to be fluent and smooth in refusing to drink, and rhyme well, so that it is easy to be accepted by the other party." ”
smiled and said, "For example: deep feelings, shallow feelings." ”
Ye Luoxing's eyes lit up when he heard this, "How can you refuse this!" ”
"If the feelings are not enough, we will make up the wine, we don't want our feelings to have water, half a glass of wine, full of love, leave some space for the future!" Ye Sanniang looked at them with a smile and said unhurriedly, "There are many in the wine field!" Such as emotional iron, drink blood. ”
"You can say: Wine is less than a thousand glasses of confidants, and you can drink as much as you want." Ye Sanniang's clear eyes looked at them and said, "As long as you and I have a good relationship, you can drink water and tea until you are old!" Tea is the soul of the book, the more you taste, the more spiritual! ”
"Where did you hear that, one set at a time?" The kite couldn't stop looking her up and down.
"The kid's father said that." Ye Sanniang said without blushing and panting, "His father went out to meet friends with texts, and such a wine field is indispensable." ”
"Is that dad drunk and drunk?" Ye Luoxing looked at her very curiously and asked.
"Don't play, your dad is drunk and sleeps, honestly!" Fold Kite's eyes crossed with a touch of nostalgia, looked at them and said, "If only my uncle was here." ”
"What are you talking about? You can't turn back the clock. Ye Sanniang tilted her head to the kite and lowered her voice, "Don't hook the children to cry." ”
"Don't say it, don't say it." Ori kite said to himself.
"This is drinking! I'm not letting you stick to a drop, but it's a drunken gaffe that is ugly. Ye Sanniang looked at them with dark jade eyes and said, "This person walks in the world, it is best to drink two cups, if you really don't want to drink, then you must remember that it is necessary to create a character that does not drink alcohol, no matter who advises you to drink, don't drink it, otherwise if you drink this, don't drink that, this is offensive." ”
"I know, but if I can't help it, what should I do?" Ye Yanxing looked at her distressedly and said.
"Faking illness." Ye Sanniang looked at her when she heard the words and said.
"Can you still pretend to be sick when you drink alcohol?" Ye Luoxing said in surprise.
"After drinking, I have a rash all over my body, and my symptoms are serious, and I can kill people." Ye Sanniang looked at them with a straight face and said.
"Drinking?" Ori Kite was surprised and said, "No! ”
"Nothing is impossible in this world? It's just that we haven't seen it. Ye Sanniang's clear eyes looked at them and said, "Some people can eat eggs and have rashes all over their bodies." ”
"Ahh Everyone exclaimed, "This world is so big, it's really amazing." ”
"What if you get a rash?" Ye Yanxing looked at her worriedly and said.
"If the symptoms of this are mild, you will go down in two days, and if it is serious, you will have to see ......" Ye Sanniang gasped, "Look at Langzhong, but this kind of thing, most people will not think that it is caused by drinking, and it is easy to misdiagnose." ”
(End of chapter)