Chapter 40. Funny can save the world, too
St "Grass mud horse? Shoot me? Shoot me! "Feng Tiansong drooped his arm? The sight of running in the rain is full of joy. Like a humanoid synthesis of a wild donkey and an ostrich? Rao has had such a bloody scene before. I was still amused by Feng Tiansong's appearance.
No matter how dangerous the situation this person seems to be facing? There are ways to make people laugh out loud. He's a very interesting guy indeed.
"Shoot me? Shoot me! "Feng Tiansong's running speed can be described as galloping? As soon as I came up, I attracted the disabled people behind the rockery.
Soon? Two loud bangs erupted in the night rain. On the balcony on the second floor? Immediately a flurry of sparks! That means someone is shooting at Feng Tiansong in the rain!
Meanwhile? The old man and the golden leopard? took advantage of Feng Tiansong's efforts to attract firepower. It's getting closer and closer to the western-style building!
Seeing Feng Tiansong running in the wind and rain with a relaxed tone? I know he actually? At this moment, we are in great danger. In a hurry? Silently counting the time!
One minute!
Another minute or so? As soon as the old man and the golden leopard can get close to the western-style building.
And I was still dozens of meters away from the rockery at this time.
"You have to hold back!"
Feng Tiansong is running faster and faster? While running? While teasing the gunmen on the second floor.
"Shot crooked? Silly fork? Did you learn how to shoot and what the strikers of the national football team were?"
"Emma? Just a little bit? Lao Tzu's ass is a little hot. Who shot it? Say! ”
"Can't fight? Angry old monkey! Fuck you? What a shot! ”
With Feng Tiansong gushing? Thirty seconds passed quickly.
The man above his head has already fired 13 bullets alternately. But fortunately, none of them hit Feng Tiansong.
I don't know what model of pistol the gunners on the second floor have. But if you do it carefully? The average pistol has only 7 bullets? There are 6 rounds of sand eagles. There are 11 more bullets to go up. I certainly hope that the fewer bullets in their pistols, the better!
In the blink of an eye? The Golden Leopard and the old man had already sneaked under the stairs. 10 more seconds at most! 10 seconds!
Am I waiting for the moment when they pounce? Start acting at the same time.
However...; …;
At the right moment? Feng Tiansong, who was running, suddenly lay down straight!
Is this change too sudden? All the gunners on the balcony were dumbfounded!
But soon? One of the gunmen couldn't help but yell at Feng Tiansong? Nima? I didn't even? What are you pretending to be? ”
Feng Tiansong's "huh"? He got up from the ground again. Roaring in your mouth?" Paralyzed? You are really smart? Why did you lie down if you didn't me? The ground must be too slippery! "Feng Tiansong was talking at the same time? Don't forget to keep running? Lest you stand still? Directly become a target.
The gunman couldn't help but curse Feng Tiansong a few more words. Judging by the tone? They can't wait to skin and skin Feng Tiansong? This kid's every move? It's infuriating!
But at this moment? Feng Tiansong's plan to delay time successfully worked!
Have you and the golden leopard successfully jumped onto the balcony? The two "crackled" and punched and kicked? Directly knocked over all the gunners on the second floor. Meanwhile? The people behind the two rockeries found something wrong? Approaching the second floor? But what are the two of them doing at this moment? But sold the whole back to me!
I pounced quickly? First clamped one directly around the neck with his arm? Push hard? The man couldn't breathe immediately? I threw another lightning punch? In the middle of the orbit? That guy was dizzy from being beaten by me? Someone next to you hears a noise? Turn back immediately? Because the distance is too close? That person doesn't even have to aim? Straight to my head is a shot!
"Bang!"
The bullet flew right against my forehead.
I can understand what Feng Tiansong meant when he said the burning sensation just now.
I felt a burnt smell coming from my sideburns. A cold sweat broke out in my heart instantly!
Is it really thrilling? What if the bullet is a little more off? I'm going to get an instant headshot!
How quick did this man react? It was a bit of a surprise to me. But? He didn't hit me with his first bullet? Want to shoot again? No more!
I just changed my target? Fly a kick? Kick the man's wrist. The man was in a hurry? Can you still react in a timely manner? Turned around and dodged me.
But at this moment, a figure quickly approached at the speed of a meteor. It was Feng Tiansong who kept running forward in the rain. Feng Tiansong ran to the front? Fly? Leg lift? A kick hit the man's face.
Feng Tiansong ran from a distance to the present? Seeing success and then looking at it? It's faster than ever.
So acceleration plus a big jump? The power of Feng Tiansong's kick? Kicked the man flying? It's like a kung fu movie that knocks people away? It's an exaggeration.
The man's "bang"? Body hit rockery? I immediately went over and took a look? The man hasn't fainted yet? So I slammed my right fist on the back of his neck? Here comes a "mending knife". That man finally couldn't resist? Fainted.
At this time? The old man on the balcony on the second floor? Stood there and watched us all the time.
I lowered my voice and yelled in the direction he was?" Are you done?"
Even though the old man was still motionless.
Do I have a "chuckle" in my heart? I wonder if I can't get shot, right? Otherwise, how can you keep that position motionless?
About three seconds or so? I asked again?" What the hell is going on?"
"Are you blind? Can't you see me doing this? A very handsome 'V' gesture for victory? Don't you think I'm very handsome in the wind and rain?"
I was almost stunned by the old man's answer.
Feng Tiansong also twitched a few times in the corner of his eye? Can't help but say?" So dark? So far? Who can see your gestures! Am I grass? You're less intelligent than me! ”
At this moment? What do I think in this world? What if there was anything sadder than meeting a tease? That is to encounter two comics at the same time.
But fortunately, the danger has been lifted. I hurried to the direction in which they were hiding? Lowered your voice again and screamed? Soon? Little colorful Li Mengzhu stood up? Walk quickly towards us.
…; …;
More than ten minutes later? After we've confirmed that there are no ambushes around? Directly and vigorously slammed open the door of the bungalow.
Just the moment the door opened? We see a monster with no facial features on its face? Standing right in the middle of the house? He also carried a shiny knife in his hand. The living room is brightly lit? And then as soon as this "faceless man" appeared? Immediately frightened the director, the old man, the golden leopard and others were taken aback.
It was the first time they had really come up close and personal with the Faceless Man. Although I've heard about it before? The leader of the disabled is a faceless man? But did you really see it with your own eyes? That terrifying feeling is the same as the previous me and Feng Tiansong? Is that an irrepressible fear? From the deepest part of my heart, I came out!
Like being carried with a bucket of cold water? Down the back of your neck? Slowly poured it in.
Not a sudden intimidation? The kind of fear that screams.
But to completely soak your heart? Get you from the soles of your feet? All the way to the head? Every pore feels chills of fear!
In that crumpled slump? As if it shouldn't exist in this world? A demon-like face that sprang out like hell? Only a big mouth that comes sideways? Slipped from the left side of the face to the right side.
But this is the second time I've seen the "monster" in front of me. So I swallowed my saliva? The details of the monster's face can be observed very calmly.
Actually, if you look closely? Can you see this thing with eyes? It's just that the eyes are buried behind the skin? At first glance it looks like there are no eyes. I don't know how she managed to put her eyes on it? Hide behind the skin tissue. Anyway something like that? In front of whom? will completely suppress people!
And beside this faceless man? Have gray hair? An old man with a wrinkled face? Trampled under the feet of the Faceless Man. The old man's hands were tied behind his back? Mouth completely sealed with duct tape? Like a turtle at this moment? Long head sticking out? Chest pressed against the ground? Kicking your legs around? Wide-eyed? Although gagged? But can you also see the fear in the old man's heart? The pole has been reached.
But his back was stepped on? Hands also sealed? He really doesn't have the ability to react in any way? Including making sounds.
And beside this old man? A young woman with long hair? Yang Tian fell in a pool of blood. A dagger in your chest? Looks like it's dead. Doudong is back-carrying.
Not far from a young woman? An old woman who is almost the same age as an old man? Also died for a long time.
But the old woman's death is more miserable? He was hanged on a crystal lampstand in the living room. instantly reminded me of Kang Wenjing before.
And the husband of a young woman? Not only were his limbs cut off at this time? The lower abdomen was cut all down. That scene was more brutal than any blood-type horror movie. But because we've seen too many of these scenes before? It's feeling a little numb now.
The weirdest part? The Faceless Man seems to be waiting for us to arrive? At this moment, we just forced the door open? The faceless man said something?" You're finally here! ”
Since I didn't see where the faceless man's mouth was? The moment this voice suddenly came out? Immediately made everyone feel a deep chill!