This thing......

I don't know how to talk to you.

But...... I have to have an account!

Friends who have seen this, I must explain to you that this is the first time in the history of "Notes" that a person has been replaced.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with that. I'm Little Colorful.

The reason for the substitution. It's because ......

The big puffer fish is missing! Low medical ditch number.

Here's how it happened.

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That day, Sister Mengzhu and I called the big puffer fish many times, and we were able to get through at first, but he didn't answer, but then when I called again, the phone was turned off.

I remember asking Sister Mengzhu worriedly, "Could something have happened?" ”

Sister Mengzhu's answer was, "No." He's so smart, who can hurt him? ”

Yes, the big puffer fish is so smart, it is probably very difficult for ordinary people to harm him.

When I think of the big pufferfish, I think of something important every time. With my brows tightly locked, I was very confident in talking about it, and I was able to save the day every time, and I suddenly put my mind at ease.

I talked a lot to Sister Mengzhu that night.

But then we found out that the core of the topic we talked about was the big pufferfish.

I think that in Sister Mengzhu's heart, there should be a corner where there is always such a feeling.

Even though she never said it to me, I could feel it.

Many times in my dreams, I heard her call the name of the big pufferfish.

Many times when she was asleep, she would show that smile that she had never seen in her daily life.

Maybe she doesn't want to spoil us, but I know that in her heart, she also wants someone to be there for her. That person should be a man. But it's definitely not me sleeping next to her right now.

Perhaps, she is often with me, just to hear me about the big pufferfish, maybe in this way, she will be very satisfied?

……

Sorry, guys, a little off track.

Women are sometimes three-eight.

I'm certainly no exception.

Let's move on to the big puffer fish thing.

When we couldn't contact the big pufferfish, more than 8 hours (the last time we called at that time, it was after 3 o'clock in the morning), that is, at noon the next day, Sister Mengzhu and I began to feel a little anxious.

Because the probability of this kind of thing happening is very low.

Because last night, I accompanied Sister Xiaohei and her classmates and chatted until more than 3 o'clock in the second half of the night, so Sister Mengzhu and I didn't sleep well.

When Sister Xiaohei and the others left, Sister Mengzhu and I made a lot of calls to Big Fugu, but he still turned off his phone. Sister Mengzhu and I began to feel that something was wrong.

"Give your detective brother a call. Maybe they're together? Sister Mengzhu thinks that this is very likely.

"Maybe, the big puffer fish went to find a young girl at night, and he didn't dare to turn it on!" I snorted, and despite that, I actually trust the big pufferfish, and I think he still has a lot of self-control. So while making a joke of duplicity, I called my cousin Feng Tiansong at the same time.

But neither I nor Sister Mengzhu expected that my cousin also didn't answer the phone, and these two people disappeared from Fengtian City all of a sudden.

"What's going on? Let's go find them. ”

"It shouldn't be a big deal." Sister Mengzhu frowned, but soon relaxed, she smiled at me and said, "You can sleep." I'll go out and look for it. Your illness is just right, and it's best to recuperate all the time. And often stay up late. Women are easy to get old, and you don't want your big puffer fish to like the new and hate the old, and when you see you in the future, you will see this yellow-faced woman, and then go to find other beautiful little girls, right? ”

Sister Mengzhu said that she wouldn't let me go, and then she forcibly pulled me to the bed like a child, then put a mask on me, put on my clothes and went out.

I don't know why, but at that moment, I was very moved. At the same time, it was also a joke by Sister Mengzhu just now. It touched the heart.

Actually, I'd love to say that it's better to ...... Why don't the three of us stay together forever. Even though...... Even if something happens to you and the big pufferfish, I won't mind.

Because......

You are Li Mengzhu.

And I understand that when men and women spend a long time together, men will get tired of it.

I remember once going online and watching a man say something that made a lot of sense.

Well, this sentence is a bit vulgar, I'm just retelling it, not original.

The man said that even if Lin Ling, a certain beauty in Taiwan, you every day, she will get tired and feel disgusting one day.

It's vulgar, right? But I think it makes a lot of sense, so I think if after ten or eight years, the big puffer fish gets tired of me, and he may cheat?

Instead of waiting for her to find someone else, it is better to let him have an extra Sister Mengzhu.

At least, I'm a little sad, but I don't feel dirty.

Besides, now that I recall Sister Mengzhu's meticulous care for me, I won't feel sad.

……

Thinking like this, I fell asleep.

When I woke up, Sister Mengzhu sat next to me.

She's really beautiful.

Even without much makeup, I could see that her skin was delicate. It's just that after years of wind and rain and everything she has experienced, her skin has lost its former transparency and fairness, but it still looks very fine and her pores are very small.

Especially when Sister Mengzhu sat there quietly looking at me, even I felt that the picture was very beautiful, rather than cheapening others, it was better to cheapen the villain of the big pufferfish.

"Are you awake? Let's have a bite to eat. I'll buy it for you. Sister Mengzhu pointed to the thermos pot next to her, and then she picked up the pot and gently unscrewed the lid, and immediately a burst of rich aroma wafted out, making me feel my index finger move.

It smells like chicken soup, right?

But instead of getting up and drinking right away, I asked her, "Did you find the big pufferfish?" ”

The smile on Sister Mengzhu's face disappeared in an instant. But she still said quietly, "I didn't find it, maybe something happened, and it's being solved for the time being." ”

"Where's my cousin?"

"I'm not at the Tenmatsu Aquarium, I think I should be with that kid."

I lost the mood to eat all of a sudden. "What the hell is going on?" After saying that, I quickly sat up from the bed and looked at the table below, it was already more than six o'clock in the evening, and the big puffer fish was still turned off, and my intuition told me that something was probably wrong!

Sister Mengzhu also looked like she hadn't eaten because her lips were dry.

But she barely managed to wake up and said to me, "You eat first, and then we'll go out to find them." ”

"I ...... I can't eat it. ”

"If you are starved and thin, your puffer fish will come back and settle accounts with me. Obedient, drink it, and we'll go out right away! ”

"Then let's drink together."

"Good!"

The chicken soup that was originally delicious was drunk in the mouth, but it did not have the delicious feeling of the past.

We took two quick sips, and I tried to call my cousin Feng Tiansong again, but to my surprise, this time the call went through quickly.

I hurriedly leaned into the microphone, "Hey, hey......"

An unfamiliar voice came from the other side, "Hello, beauty, do you want to go back to your phone?" Hehe, let's take a look at you first. ”

How weird?

What's going on?

For a moment, my head couldn't turn around. But I still followed his words, cautiously, trying not to show any flaws in myself and asked, "Who are you?" My phone is in your possession? ”

Sister Mengzhu stretched out her ears.

"I'm the one who picked up your phone! Hey! If it had been a man just now, I would have hung up right away. But I didn't expect it to be a woman! How about sending a photo, I'll think about giving the phone back to you, how about it? ”

Hearing this, Sister Mengzhu and I somewhat understood. Feng Tiansong's mobile phone didn't know where it fell, and then someone picked it up. This person is so greedy, he has picked up his mobile phone and wants my photos.

But I'm the best at dealing with this kind of person, so I immediately changed my attitude and said with a smile, "Oh, actually...... The phone is not mine. It's my classmate's, and she thought she had lost her phone, so I'm helping her find it. Excuse me, can you give it back to us? How much it costs, you can make a price. "It's not really about the phone, it's important that I need to find out where my cousin lost his phone.

"I said, you send a photo first, and then I'll think about giving it back to you!"

"Okay, talk about it!"

I sent him the photo.

When he called again, he refused to listen instantly.

Less than five seconds later, he sent me a text message that was infuriating.

"That's not what I want. I want a fruit, you know? The kind with no clothes on. ”

"Ignore him." Sister Mengzhu glanced at the content of the text message and said lightly, "It's just a child." ”

"It's okay, even if he doesn't tell me, I can know. Although the method is somewhat cumbersome. ”

I quickly replied to him, "Wait." ”

Then I used my computer, about 10 minutes or so, to quickly locate the location of the phone. I found out that it was actually near the Beiling Natatorium.

As far as I can tell, it seems to be open 24 hours a day.

I don't pay attention to the person who picked up the phone.

At this time, Sister Mengzhu and I were pondering, what is my cousin doing in the swimming pool?

"Maybe he was with the big pufferfish at the time. Must have been through some intense exercise, so the phone slipped out of my cousin's pocket! ”

Sister Mengzhu thought for a while and said, "It's summer." I usually put my phone in my trouser pocket. What kind of exercise can slip a phone out of your pants pocket? And it's a swimming pool, so there's no other sports besides swimming, right? ”

I tried to simulate the situation. Say, "Well, the word slippery is not used well!" It should be squeezed! But what kind of exercise can squeeze a phone out of your pants pocket? It must be a very aggrieved, very small and awkward space, constantly twisting the lower limbs, to do it. ”

Sister Mengzhu thought for a long time, but there was no answer.

I can't think of it either.

Perhaps we all walked into the misunderstanding at that time, thinking that when we go to the swimming pool, we must swim. But swimming, how can you lose your phone?

I think it would be nice if the big puffer fish was around, and he would definitely be able to figure out why the phone slipped out. I think I'm stupid compared to him.

But it doesn't matter, even if you can't guess the reason why the phone fell out at that time, but at least you can be sure that the big puffer fish and my cousin went to the Beiling Natatorium last night. So, what time did they go? Just ask the staff at the swimming pool and you'll find out.

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Thinking of this, Sister Mengzhu and I immediately rushed to the swimming pool as soon as possible.

After communicating with the person in charge of the swimming pool, the person in charge found all the staff who were in charge of registration at the front desk yesterday. As soon as we asked, we immediately made a discovery.

Big puffer fish and my cousin came to the swimming pool around 3 a.m.

I remember the first time we called Big Fugu's phone, his phone could get through, but it was quickly turned off. It should be out of power.

So what was he and my cousin doing at the time?

Is the call on him, or in the locker?

At this time, we asked the staff in detail what the big puffer fish and my cousin said and asked when they came.

The staff replied, "They asked if there was anyone else in the pool, and like you, they asked them about their appearance in detail." ”

"And what did you say at the time?"

The staff said it truthfully. Sister Mengzhu and I immediately had a premonition that the people who were being tracked by the big puffer fish and my cousin at that time should be Wang Jingsi and Kong Xiangnan!