Volume 1 Chapter 445, people are shameless, and the world is invincible
Lin Feifei's voice, like a gentle sword, can easily penetrate my heart, making it impossible to resist her charm.
"Hey, husband, what are you doing?"
My mood instantly improved, and I laughed, "I was about to call you!" I just made an appointment with Sister Yin to help the fruit farmers in the village live broadcast and bring goods......
As soon as I told the story, I was smiling on the other end of the phone, but there was a hint of cunning in this laughter.
"Fei Fei, call me, is there something wrong? Or do you just miss me?" I asked hey.
"Actually, it's nothing, just to tell you, I received the dragon's eye."
I smiled.
She must be very touched now, she thought that the longan matter was left behind by me, but she didn't expect that I still remembered it.
Touching a girl, in addition to romance and surprises, depends more on some details of life, such as remembering what she loves to eat, remembering her aunt's days, life can smooth out a relationship, and it can also flow for a long time.
Especially remember what she thought you would forget, and the bonus could be even more.
Lin Feifei must have never imagined that this matter has always been in my heart.
I was so happy to think that she was so touched that I laughed and said, "Hey, if you like to eat, if there are other delicious foods, I'll send you again."
"Well, like is like, but I have a question for you."
"Ah...... You said! What's the problem?"
There was a slight hint of displeasure in her voice, and she said delicately, "That's why, there is a parenthesis after the recipient's name."
I was stunned, "Brackets?"
"Well, yes, there are two more words in parentheses, Nishinomiya, what does this mean?" By the end, her voice had been "exhausted".
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I suddenly felt like I had been hit by a giant hammer, my head buzzed, and I was stunned on the spot!
At that time, I gave Uncle Li the addresses of her and Zhou Shutong, because I was in a hurry, I searched out the address directly from the chat records, and took screenshots of the photos he took, Lin Feifei and Zhou Shutong's remarks were taken by him, I wanted to tell him the names of these two girls, but my mother kept urging me on the phone, and I forgot it in a hurry.
No wonder I always felt like I had forgotten something, but it was too late now.
Lin Feifei's remarks called: My cutest girlfriend (Xigong).
If it weren't for the word Nishinomiya, I think she would be satisfied.
In a trance, Lin Feifei's fierce voice sounded, pulling me back to the bitter reality.
"Why am I Nishinomiya? I'm your girlfriend, shouldn't it be Donggong? East is respected! But you call me Nishinomiya, what does that mean?"
Her barrage of questions made me laugh and cry, and I didn't know how to answer.
I thought she would be happy to receive the longan, but I didn't expect that because of a nickname, I would lose all my efforts.
At this point, I can only explain, "Don't you live in my house in the Westinghouse? So I changed it to Xigong for you, and I thought it was fun at the time, and it didn't mean anything else."
"Doesn't that mean anything else? Ask me if you're a fool?" Her voice felt like it was about to erupt into flames.
My lips were tightly closed, and I didn't know how to explain it.
"I was wrong! Hit me when you see me!" I'm short and to the point.
"Humph! At this time, the consciousness is quite high! I'm afraid my hands hurt."
"It's okay, I'll buy a small braid from the Internet and send it to my home, you pay attention to it."
"You are less and I are stinking and poor! I'm on fire right now!"
"Did you eat too much longan at once? If you eat too much longan, you will get angry!"
Anyway, I can't explain it, so I just ramble around, make her cry without tears, and divert the firepower.
People are shameless, and the world is invincible.
Sometimes you have to carry out this spirit when you fall in love.
I continued to carry forward the spirit of shamelessness, and laughed evilly a few times: "Although the East Palace is more noble, you see the ancient emperors, they all love the West Palace!" I just
It's a nickname, I just think it's fun, I'm wrong, I'm reflecting."
"Humph! Less hippie smiley with me! I'm angry right now!"
She said she was angry, and it seemed to me that this was a signal she was sending to me, intentionally or unintentionally, which meant: I'm angry now, come and coax me!
From the analysis of my experience in the struggle with my girlfriend for so many years, I can't just apologize to my girlfriend, if I only know how to apologize, I won't coax but get more and more angry, and when a woman is angry, she can't listen to anything at all.
If Lin Feifei was really angry, she wouldn't have told me so much at all, at most a few flames rose in her heart, but it was not enough to show a prairie fire.
To put it bluntly, in fact, she just wanted to hear me coax her, so I naturally took advantage of the situation.
I deliberately said in a very remorseful tone: "I actually changed your nickname, just because I thought it was fun, I didn't expect to make you angry, now that I think it's a bit naΓ―ve, I'm stupid, and I don't know how to apologize to you......
Lin Feifei snorted, her snort was like a sweet reproach, full of rhyme and rhythm that fascinated me. It carries a hint of reproach, a hint of coquettishness, not so much angry, but like coquettishness, but as a boyfriend, it is my duty to make my girlfriend happy, and it is my unshirkable mission to act with her!
After a coquettish snort, she said angrily, "Are you embarrassed to say that you are stupid? Aren't you usually poor?"
I deliberately replied in an aggrieved tone: "I'm usually really poor, but when you're angry, I don't know what to say, I'm afraid you'll be angry when I say anything, so I can't care too much about you."
Flutter!
Lin Feifei couldn't hold back her laughter, and her mentality experienced a change from anger to helplessness, just like a thunderstorm in summer, which instantly became clear.
"Less and my stinky poverty! Then let me ask you, what is the name of Zhou Shutong's remarks?"
"East Palace...... Zhou Shutong." I paused deliberately and replied.
"Alright! Hurry up and change it back for me, it's annoying."
She said so, but the tail note was long and tasteful.
"Wow!"
", annoying."
After that, Lin Feifei hung up the phone.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief, I was so kind that I almost made a big fuss, but fortunately Lin Feifei didn't bother with me.
Thinking of this, I can't help but secretly sigh, Lin Feifei looks like a rabbit, she is actually a very good girl, as long as she doesn't make mistakes of principle, other giggles can get by.
I hurriedly changed her remarks from the West Palace to the main palace Niangniang, and one day when I have the opportunity, I have to find a way to let her inadvertently see that she can still dispel this evil breath.
In order not to leave evidence of the crime, I also revised Zhou Shutong's remarks, and in order not to make Lin Feifei feel so deliberate, I changed her remarks to: live broadcast. Zhou Shutong.
The difference between the two words is worlds apart.
Based on my understanding of Lin Feifei, if I hadn't added the word live broadcast, Lin Feifei would definitely guess the prefix of my remarks on her, add these two words, and knead it into a working relationship.
I was suddenly a little curious, I didn't know how Zhou Shutong reacted when he received the longan, and after some psychological struggle, I finally couldn't hold back, and sent her a message, asking her if she received the longan.
As soon as the message was sent, she actually called, and I suddenly felt a little nervous, and I felt like I had been found out as a thief.
"Hey, Yu Bin, I received it with a dragonan, thank you!"
Her voice was like an orchid, and she couldn't hear anything unusual.
I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly I ran out of words, and said, "Oh, oh, there's nothing bad, right?"
"No, no, I've eaten better, it's delicious, it's sweet."
I slapped my thigh and was heartbroken.
If it's Lin Feifei on the phone, I must add: "It's not as sweet as you", although the sycophants are too heavy, but I don't want to miss any plus points.
I couldn't help but wonder when I heard her voice as usual, and finally I couldn't help but get straight to the point: "Did you read the sender's name?"
"No! I know what else I want to see if you sent it? The box was dismantled and thrown away. What's wrong?"
I was relieved, the corners of my mouth hooked, and I sighed, "It's okay, I didn't see it."
"Wait a minute, I'll go to the door and take a look, the box is thrown at the door!"
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I can't wait to slap myself in the mouth.
It's good to die, it's okay to talk *** what!
Then, I heard the sound of slippers tapping lightly on the wooden floor, like a summer breeze through the palm fronds, with a sense of cheerfulness.
A moment later, her cheerful voice floated like the wind: "Wow! Yu Bin, you can! (East Palace).confidante.Zhou Shutong, this name is okay! Won my heart, hahaha!"
I lay down on the grass and looked up at the sky with a wry smile.
The sky unfolded in front of me like a grand picture, and her smile was like a flowing floating cloud, but unfortunately I was now full of helplessness, and it sounded no different from the one who was in the middle of it.
I smiled a little bitterly and explained, "It's really the uncle of the fruit farmer who sent you the courier to cheat me, I sent him a screenshot of the chat with your address, and he wrote all the names in the remarks, hey......
Zhou Shutong was obviously very happy with her positioning, and asked with a smile, "I can understand the confidante, so why is it called the East Palace?"
"Mistaken." I don't want to answer.
"Impossible! The parentheses are also mistyped? If you don't say I'll ask Lin Feifei."
"Don't, don't! I said I said. It's because you live in my house in the east wing, and Fei Fei lives in the west wing......
"Hahaha, but I'm also very happy, after all, the status of the East Palace is generally higher than that of the West Palace."
"Let's not make such a joke! Don't talk to Fei Fei about this, I'm in trouble today."
"Cut! Look at your little timidity, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense. By the way, how have you been?"
Speaking of this, I immediately became serious, in fact, I wanted to hear her opinion on the matter of live broadcast to help farmers......