Chapter 84: Serious Person, Who Does This
"Hello, I'm in trouble right now and need two dollars for emergency relief, can you help me?"
Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia had already arrived at the intersection with the most people on the commercial street, and the two acted separately, and when they saw a kind face, they went up to ask for money.
"I'm having a hard time too, who's going to give me two dollars?"
"No, I don't have any money."
"How can beggars still be brightly dressed these days."
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The replies from passers-by were varied, but no one reached out to help.
Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia both felt a headache, and after trying each other for a while to no avail, they returned to each other to discuss countermeasures.
"How?" Zhang Chen leaned weakly against the lamppost and asked tiredly.
"I don't know." Qi Jiajia was also helpless, "It stands to reason that it shouldn't be, don't we look miserable enough, so people think we are cheating money?" β
"Isn't that just a money scam?" Zhang Chen was happy.
"Why don't we try to pretend to be miserable?" Qi Jiajia proposed.
"How to pretend? Tear up your clothes, turn your face black, and look like a beggar? β
"If you want to...... it's not impossible" Qi Jiajia imagined that scene and couldn't help laughing.
"Grass, just two dollars...... ruined his reputation. Zhang Chen couldn't hold back and scolded.
Qi Jiajia pursed her lips, her expression was about to speak.
Zhang Chen saw her expression, frowned and said, "What does this expression mean?" I didn't do anything, do you think I'm straight again? That must be something wrong with your cognition. β
"......" Qi Jiajia couldn't cry or laugh, and reminded: "Did you forget to be live broadcasting?" β
"I didn't forget."
"Then you just ...... back"
"What else?"
"Speak foul language."
"......" Zhang Chen looked up at the sky, even more annoyed, "In a hurry, it doesn't hurt, right?" β
Qi Jiajia changed the topic, "Let's try again, this time we will make our situation a little worse." β
Zhang Chen nodded and agreed with this approach.
At this time, there happened to be a black big brother who looked very good from head to toe on the side of the road, Zhang Chen hurriedly grabbed him without thinking about it, "Hey, brother." β
Thinking he was going to fight, the other party raised his chin and looked at him condescendingly, "Whatsup? β
"......" Zhang Chen felt a sense of oppression, and suddenly pretended to be pitiful.
He had a flash of inspiration and said:
"I'm being rumored. The scammer came here, just escaped, and now I don't have a penny, no money to take a car, no money to eat, I've been hungry for almost two days, I can't stand it, can you give me two dollars to buy something to eat? Good people have good rewards. β
When he said this, he had a crying expression on his face, as if he had really been hungry for two days, and he was pitiful.
Qi Jiajia next to him: "......" Big brother, are you talking a little too much?
"Please, good brother, for two dollars, let me fill my belly!" Zhang Chen is already immersed in the script he wrote.
However, at this time, the black brother who was being pulled gradually moved his gaze downwards and landed on the wrist of the hand that Zhang Chen pulled him.
The glass on the watch reflects the sunlight and sparkles goldenly.
βPatekPhilippeοΌβ Big Black Brother raised an eyebrow.
Zhang Chen: "......"
Qi Jiajia: "......"
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing until the corners of their mouths split.
[Help, he's really funny]
[It's really a black question mark face]
[Negro: You think I don't understand name tags?] ]
[Nima, laughing to death]
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Zhang Chen's life has never been so embarrassing.
Where is the hole in the ground? He wanted to drill it.
The big black brother smiled meaningfully at the corner of his mouth and asked, "Funny?" β
Zhang Chen: "......"
Eventually, the black man shook off his hand and walked away with a grin.
Qi Jiajia laughed in place and her stomach hurt.
"I said why can't I get the money, it turns out that this thing is to blame." Zhang Chen turned his watch again and again in embarrassment, and suddenly had an idea, slapped his head suddenly, and said, "No, then I'm not rich?" Did I forget about it like that? β
Qi Jiajia was still laughing, "What? β
"If I sell it, won't I get rich?" Zhang Chen smiled proudly.
"You sold it for two dollars?" Qi Jiajia couldn't help but tremble at the corners of her mouth.
"It's not a big problem, it's just a watch." Zhang Chen suddenly sighed in his heart, "It is worthy of being as witty as me"!
Barrage in the live broadcast roomββ
[A table only......]
[I ask to check his taxes]
[Don't let people live]
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Photographer: "No, it's a foul. β
Zhang Chen: "......"
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Zhang Chen's face is dark.
"Can anyone help us?" He groaned.
At this moment, a little girl ran up, pulled his trouser leg, and handed him two dollars.
Zhang Chen's eyes were moist with emotion, and he squatted down and hugged her, "Are you the little angel sent to me by God?" β
"I'm not going to eat ice cream today, you can go buy something to eat." The little girl said and ran back to her mother.
There was a white beauty standing on the side of the road, smiling and beckoning to Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen thanked him repeatedly.
Finally got the money, lived for twenty-six years, and never experienced such a difficult time for money, Zhang Chen was moved to tears, and the two dollars in his hand were even trembling.
"We've got money!"
Barrage in the live broadcast roomββ
[You also have today]
[Come, Brother Chen read a sentence to me: Every grain is hard]
[I finally became a poor man once, but I was so excited about him]
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"Let's go! Go through the binoculars! Lao Tzu is rich. β
Zhang Chen pulled Qi Jiajia up, and the two ran excitedly in the direction of the museum.
And Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei, who were also in the center of the commercial street, were also worried about asking passers-by for two dollars in another direction at this time.
These two asked pedestrians for money, which was more reserved than Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia.
They don't have so many tricks, and they don't sell badly, so they simply described the real situation of their current filming show to the pedestrians who looked at the good faces, and then asked for support.
Some people left without listening to the cause and effect, some people shook their heads directly when they heard that they asked for money, and some people heard that they were filming a show and asked rhetorically, "Then I gave it to the program team, will I return it?" ββ¦β¦
Of course, there were people who were kind enough to lend a hand.
They took the money back to the top floor of the museum, looked through the telescope to find the church in the distance, and counted a few tourists taking pictures at its entrance, but it was too far away to see clearly, and the tourists kept moving.
They looked at the telescope three times in total and ended up with incorrect answers.
If you fail and then ask for money, if you fail again, you want money again, many pedestrians on the commercial street have discovered their routine, and gradually wonder if they are scammers, and it is not so easy to pay.
So when the two returned to the commercial street square again, they showed hesitation in the face of pedestrians coming and going, and they were too embarrassed to ask people for money.
Standing on the side of the street, Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei looked at each other and smiled.
"How? Why don't you try the quest on Rose Street? Ye Fangfei asked.
Lu Zhou crossed his hands and looked around the street, and his vision caught that there were people gathering in the square in the distance, and he vaguely seemed to be able to hear someone applauding.
He thought for a moment, raised his lips and smiled and asked, "Shall we try it, show off?" β
Ye Fangfei was stunned when she heard this, and then smiled: "Do you still want to use this trick in the end?" β
"Do you have a better way?"
"Nope." Ye Fangfei shrugged helplessly, turned her head to look at the staff, and asked, "Performing arts, it's not a violation, right?" β
Staff: "No. β
Ye Fangfei raised her eyes and looked at Lu Zhou, "Come on." β
Lu Zhou pointed to the square in the distance and said, "Let's go there." β
As he spoke, the two turned around and wanted to walk that way, but Lu Zhou's hand was suddenly grabbed.
He looked back in astonishment to find that it was the Spider-Man next to them who had just moved, and was holding his hand???
Ye Fangfei snorted and laughed, "I always thought it was a sculpture...... It turned out to be a real person! β
"Why are you pulling me?" Lu Zhou asked the person dressed as Spider-Man for some reason.
"Tip." Spider-Man said.
"Huh?"
Lu Zhou turned his head to look at Ye Fangfei, and she was also confused, what is it?
"Take a picture with me and give me a five-dollar tip." Spider-Man said with a smile.
Lu Zhou was dumbfounded, "I didn't take a photo with you." β
Spider-Man gestured to the photographer not far from them, meaning they must have taken pictures.
Can you still play like this? They struggled to find someone to ask for two dollars, and as a result, this little guy opened his mouth and asked them for a five-dollar tip?
Barrage in the live broadcast roomββ
[Is this money?] ]
[Foreigners really know how to play]
[Fall!] What kind of books are you struggling to read, go abroad and pretend to be Spider-Man and stand on the street]
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Lu Zhou laughed, "I don't have any money." Why don't you borrow your outfit for me to change into, and I'll take another photo with you, and we'll be even? β
Hearing this, Spider-Man looked at him indescribably and waved him to hurry away.
Ye Fangfei couldn't help laughing, this method can be thought of by a serious person?
Barrage in the live broadcast roomββ
[It has to be you, Lu Zhou]
[Worthy of you, Lu Zhou]
[I learned again]
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