Volume 1 Chapter 37 Mr. Bore
Erhai ......
On the calm sea, a few seagulls stopped curiously, and the old man whistled to guide the seagulls away from the nest he had just smoked.
The seagulls flew away with a "chirp", probably a little dissatisfied with his arrogant behavior, and flew a few laps above his head playfully, but the old man smiled knowingly and enjoyed the little whirlpool brought by the seagulls.
"You can't be naughty!"
He said to himself, looking at the seagulls he had "driven away" with pity, as if he were looking at a naughty child, his eyes full of spoiling.
Today he is in a particularly good mood, his beard is neatly combed, he has changed his unkempt appearance in the past, and he really looks like a fairy-like outsider.
He held the fishing rod in his right hand, and kept running his beard with his left hand, as if he was very satisfied with the string of white goatees, and he wanted to show off to whoever he saw, and he looked at the sparkling lake, and the blue-green mirror was particularly beautiful in the rising sun, and said with relief:
"Looks like it's really coming to an end!"
That night, Xiao Tao really stayed in Xiao Chen'an's dormitory for one night, as for how she escaped the vicious eyes of the dormitory manager, there must be no need to say more.
However, in a place like the school, it is certain that the partition wall has ears, even if Xie Chutao obediently stayed in the room and brushed his mobile phone that night, he couldn't avoid leaking some rumors, such as what Xiao Chen'an's golden house is Jiao, Xiao Chen'an is trying to do things badly, and so on, in short, the next day, Xiao Chen'an once again became the focus of the whole school after the last love turmoil, and he couldn't help but start to reflect on himself, why he was always famous in this way.
But I have to say that at least the two of them lived very steadily yesterday, unlike other small couples who shared a house, the first night was a little twisted, these two are like old husbands and wives who have lived together for more than 20 years, without the slightest diaphragm, and fell asleep in bed.
The next day, they came to the venue of Optics Valley World again, except for Wei Zheng's old thing's expression of blowing his beard and staring at him has not changed, the change in the venue is actually quite big, the most obvious is the sudden decrease in the number of participants, from the initial 100 people to only 39 people, as for why the fortieth contestants did not come, the official explanation given is that they voluntarily withdraw, but the truth must be another clever one.
After Wei Zheng read out the rules of the game again, he saw Xiao Chen'an and Xie Chutao's misbehaving-sleeping-not that they had insomnia last night, but that the general's speech was really straightforward, not plain, and it was sleepy to listen to.
He kept telling himself to be forbearing, taking a step back and opening up the sky, but Xiao Chen'an's snoring in front of him kept challenging his bottom line, which one could bear it and which one could not bear it!
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but as a martial artist, he didn't have any tricks to deal with them, and suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and seemingly unintentionally touched the match table next to his hand, and after glancing at it, the corners of his mouth showed an evil and satisfied smile.
"The following is the list of matches for the game, the first game: Xiao Chenan, Xie Chutao vs. Zheng Siwei, Huang Yaqiong, game time, half past six tonight, the place of the game, Hongshan Gymnasium."
In fact, when the names of the two of them were called, Xiao Chenan had already woken up, but the more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, his mouth almost opened into an O-shape, and when he heard it, he even said "" in a straight voice regardless of the obstruction, but all he got was Wei Zheng's more and more evil smile.
On the way back to prepare, Xiao Chenan jumped up when he saw the manhole cover, and when he saw the branch blocking the road, he broke it hard, and he got rid of the whole rebellious youth, and it was not pleasing to the eye.
"Hey, Xiao Tao, did you say that old guy did it on purpose, how could it take an hour to get from Qingshan to Hongshan, and the game would start at half past six, and let people not eat?"
I thought that Xiao Tao would complain with him, but I didn't expect to usher in a big white eye.
"Is that the point? Isn't it the opponent we drawn? ”
Xiao Chenan thought about it, and suddenly remembered what was written, these two names seemed to be very familiar, they must have seen them somewhere.
"Forget it, since you can't think of it, I might as well reintroduce them to you - Zheng Siwei, Huang Yaqiong, the first place in the mixed doubles group of the World Youth Championships last year, won three consecutive National University Championships, whether it is tactics or technology, they are incomparable."
"Hmmm......"
Xiao Chenan was silent for a moment, and suddenly realized something,
"But what you're talking about is the ability of badminton, their spiritual ability should not be as good as yours!"
Hearing this, Xiao Tao slapped her forehead with her hand, her expression was very helpless, as if to say, "Why did I get such a teammate!! ”
However, after all, the words could not be explicit, she still chose to explain "patiently", and attached a dragon descending eighteen palms:
"Don't you even look at the rules of the game?"
"Huh?"
"The next preliminary round adopts a one-on-one battle mode, the battle is divided into two parts, the first part is a seven-point system, and the winner will get the first move in the second part, that is, he can be the first to open the one-minute field and seize the opportunity."
Hearing this strange rule, Xiao Chenan's jaw was shocked to the ground.
"No, turn it on a minute earlier, what is it better than? Isn't that a direct spike? ”
Xiao Tao showed a relieved expression, proving that he finally got it right once,
"That's exactly the case, so if we don't prepare for the war seriously, we may not even be able to see their spiritual abilities."
Speaking from the heart, after hearing this, Xiao Chenan no longer had the confidence to compete, although he had also heard about the pair and knew some of their deeds, but after Xiao Tao's mouth said it, he felt even more uncertain.
"To ...... Or ......"
Before he finished his useless opinions representing a series of moods such as disbelief, retreat, and abandonment, Xiao Tao decisively stretched out the hand that represented power, well, judging from Xiao Chenan's reaction, this action was still quite effective.
However, here is a wise quote for you, if you are a strict wife, or there is such a temperamental lady at home, you must always believe in her, especially at critical moments, relying is what you should do, she can always give you unexpected surprises.
Sure enough, she kept one hand, but the position left for this hand was not very good - it was left in the sixth-floor apartment of the Black Cat Water Bar where her sister was.
The two of them are now like Moria who has got a treasure map, with goals but no strength.
Judging from the current situation, the current black cat water bar is like a live-action version of the werewolf killing game, except for the Huiyin and Qing Kite who have been stabbed, as well as the werewolf with that famous brand, the other players are unknown, so they can't rely on anyone at will, but with the strength of the two of them alone, if they want to be like Zhao Zilong, they may have to practice for another seven or eight years, but they only have an hour to prepare, which can be said to be the current enemy and life and death.
As they spoke, they walked to the door of a café, and they didn't pay much attention to it, but they found a familiar back.
"Golden Pony !!"
The two shouted these three words almost at the same time, looked at each other and smiled, and walked towards the door of the café together.
In the café, the gentle and soothing music makes people slow down, and the aromatic smell of coffee beans stimulates the sense of smell, making people stop, order a cup of iced American, and quietly enjoy the slow life exclusive to successful people.
After ordering a drink, the two of them drove straight in, sat directly across from him, and then moved on to the topic.
However, their purpose changed qualitatively from the moment they entered: from asking him to help them get their help in fetching things to getting him to speak a word.
As we mentioned earlier, he was nicknamed "Mr. Borre" by the majority of netizens, which is not nonsense, but, in his worldview, he really feels that the world is boring, as for why this subtle worldview is formed, it has to start from his high school, let's just take advantage of the embarrassing gap between the three of them to talk about this "Mr. Bore".
Golden Pony, his real name is unknown, don't ask me why I am unknown, this kind of person who even has a fake birth certificate, God knows what his real name is. What can be revealed here is also one of the few I know, first, he won the first prize in the Mathematics Olympiad, the gold medal in the National Mathematics Olympiad, and was invited to enter the Peking University Strong Foundation Program; Second, he passed the piano level 10 at the age of six, won the first prize of the district and municipal small talent piano competitions and the first prize of the National Yangtze River Cup from the age of seven, passed the emperor's grade 8 examination at the age of twelve, and was accepted as a disciple by the famous pianist Ryuichi Sakamoto; Third, his multiple identities include a series of national positions such as a member of the Chinese Calligraphy Association, a member of the Chinese Sports Association, an expert of the China Spacecraft Research Institute, and a representative of the Chinese people......
In general, such a taciturn person, what he has is something that thousands of ordinary people may not be able to do in their daydreams, and it is precisely because he has everything he wants that he completely became "Mr. Borre" at the age of eighteen, if it is described in professional terms, it is the "frigidity" of the new era, but this idle appearance is easily mistaken for "sexual impotence".
Of course, this is a little bit of information provided by the author to you, Xie Chutao and Xiao Chenan don't know so much, even if Xiao Tao and he have been teammates for three years, they only know that he is highly skilled and capable, and they don't know anything about his private life.
Therefore, what we need to do now is still that sentence - "pry open" the mouth of "Golden Pony".