Volume 1 Chapter 41 Cheating
"Long time no see, master."
The huge white tiger was obviously screaming, but Xiao Chenan could understand everything, it seemed that there was no language barrier between him and the white tiger, but two humans who communicated normally, talking and laughing with a little humor and witty.
Xiao Chenan finally opened his eyes, although he had already met once, he was still frightened by this behemoth and took two steps back.
"Ah, so it was you just now?"
"Yes, master, please forgive me for initially standing by and watching, I just ......"
"You just think I didn't feed you, didn't change your cat litter, didn't tease you to go for a walk with you, so you pretended not to know me."
After a series of complaints, he didn't know if the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, he also put on a slightly disdainful look, thinking to himself, "You are also the ceiling of the combat power of the divine beast, why are you still a little family?"
The white tiger leaned down, stretched out its big pale red tongue and licked its belly, and the grass clippings on the ground flew in all directions, as if they had encountered an irresistible force that forced them to give up their territory.
Exposing the weakest part shows that this action is begging for forgiveness, and it is also pleasing his master, but unfortunately, Xiao Chenan, a guy who doesn't know the times, can't understand these at all, and the knowledge he learned about biology is limited to the cell theory, and he doesn't know anything about animals.
Seeing that the white tiger was taking care of his own hair and ignoring him, he simply lay down on the ground and turned on the rotten mode.
It was Xiao Tao who was going to lie next to him, and at this time he estimated that he had already received two or three slaps, and then threw down the sentence "useless guy" and walked away.
The white tiger did not do this, after all, this is his master, and he can't say anything to the offense, especially in the era and group in which he lives, the leader is the existence of absolute power.
"Master, may I explain, as you can see, that kitten, uh, should say, 'Tuan Tuan'? is not me, but my weakest, most incompetent, most mischievous, most mischievous side, in other words, almost all the shortcomings of my personality are gathered in her, and that is why it causes so much trouble to her master, and if she feels unwell, I can immediately make her disappear."
Hearing the four big words "ashes and smoke", Xiao Chen's heart secretly said that something was wrong, is this the killing spirit of the white tiger? He hurriedly spoke out to stop him:
"No, no, no, it's not that serious, I think it's cute."
After getting the master's understanding, the white tiger slowly turned his head to him, and was about to stick out his tongue to give Xiao Chen'an a haircut, but he thought he was going to swallow him in one bite, and quickly dodged more than a dozen figures to the side.
Seeing this, the white tiger also understood that his behavior seemed to be a little abrupt, and instead pretended to be very cautious and said:
"As compensation, I will give a sincere gift, and I hope it will be in line with the owner's wishes."
After that, the bamboo forest gradually drilled back into the soil, just like the reverse process of bamboo growth, falling from the ground in unison, to be honest, this scene is still listening to decompression.
The illusion disappeared, and Xiao Chenan returned to the familiar arena, seeing the score that finally had a hint of a turnaround, and the audience's increasingly expectant looks.
But the next scene caused an uproar in the entire audience, and even several veterans with deeper qualifications showed incredible colors, not to mention Bi Xiaoyi and Qian Cheng, these two stood up directly, scattered popcorn on the ground, and almost pulled a banner and raised two snare drums.
So what exactly happened at the scene, let's zoom in on the camera and take a good look:
Tuan Tuan, that is, the big white cat that is still lazy and has a bad temper and smells, after rotating gracefully in the air, it lands smoothly, and the movement is like flowing water, looking at the entire Winter Olympics figure skating is also one of the best, and the more eye-catching is still behind, only to see Tuan Tuan growing up at a speed visible to the naked eye, the limbs are gradually getting longer, and the bones and joints are clearly visible, and then, she evolved from four-wheel drive to two-wheel drive, the strength of her legs is enough to support her to walk upright, the muscle lines are gradually clear, and it looks like the power is surging, with the change of the lower body, the upper body also changes, The bones are expanded, the chest is bulging, the waistline is contracted, the flesh is gradually enriched, and the last change is the head, the white and fat hair gradually grows long hair, and the face has become a girl's appearance, the only pair of smart and cute cat ears that have not changed - the whole process is only ten seconds, but these ten seconds completely interpret the evolution of the cell, as if it is a hundred million times faster broadcast of the evolution theory for thousands of years, everyone present witnessed this historic, cross-era scene, witnessed the birth of a species, and witnessed the so-called miracle of inheritance!
"Master?"
A delicate voice came from Tuantuan's position, not like an ordinary clip sound, this voice was not contrived, on the contrary, it was very natural, as if it was her truest voice.
Xiao Chenan was stunned for a long time, even though he kept staring in that direction, his brain just couldn't keep up with the speed of change, as if it was always a network delay, and there was a gap of half a second to a second from the timeline of the real world. In fact, he is not the only one who feels this way, everyone here, whether they are pure newcomers or battle-hardened veterans, are trying to keep up with the rhythm with antiquity, vigilance and a hint of curiosity.
By the time they came to their senses, the change was over, and the result was that Tuan Tuan had become a lively and cute girl.
Seeing that Xiao Chenan did not respond, the girl tried to shout again:
"Master, you don't know me anymore?"
Now, Xiao Chen'an's mind is full of echoes, "You can't look at it, you can't look at it, you definitely can't look over there!" But his eyes never left that side, as if an unknown force firmly attracted his sight - that lovely girl, at this moment - naked!
In addition to the incomplete hair that has not fallen off, there is not a single strip of cloth, let alone any high-grade chemical products such as polyester fibers.
The only one on the scene who was sober, and the only one who was not shocked, quickly pulled out a set of sportswear from her bag at this time and put it on her at lightning speed, and she was like a newborn baby and did not cooperate, causing the whole process to last for five seconds, which made a certain unrighteous gentleman feast his eyes.
After finally changing her clothes, Tuan Tuan also curiously fiddled with the sportswear on her body, pulling left and right, as if the obstructive clothes restricted her movement, which made her very uncomfortable.
After Xiao Tao briefly explained a few words to her, she helped her waist back to the bench on the side, and it could be seen that the fall just now was indeed not light.
After receiving the instruction, Tuan Tuan was also very obedient, and immediately conjured the racket and made a preparatory posture.
This series of events swept Xiao Chenan's brain again, and he seemed to be playing a brainstorm in his head at the moment, a storm of cell particles that he couldn't withstand - who was the white-haired girl in front of him? Why does Xiao Tao seem to know her very well? Where is the gift that the White Tiger wants to give me? She picked up the racket anyway......
All the cranky thoughts disappeared after a slap, Xiao Tao flashed to Xiao Chen'an's side again at some point, and sacrificed the ancestral Rulai Divine Palm, but this palm at least made him understand many things quickly, and the most important thing at the moment is to win the game!
Xiao Chenan picked up the racket like a marionette and stood behind the girl who didn't know if it was Tuan Tuan or not.
"Master, let's come on!"
The girl turned her head slightly, and said this with a smile on her face, and the cat-like ears swayed from side to side, which was very annoying.
And what was Xiao Chen'an thinking at this time? What he thought was that the person in front of him didn't seem to know how to play at all, so it was strange if he didn't lose like this.
The girl seemed to see his thoughts, although she didn't say anything, but she dispelled his concerns with practical actions - one point, two points, no mud and water, almost every ball was a kill, like a hungry tiger pounced on food, the reaction speed was extremely fast, almost beyond the reach of people, her performance on the field was similar to that of the girl who had just been cute, and even made Xiao Chenan suspect that she might be a little redundant.
The game soon ended in a one-sided process, and the two sides were still playing back and forth, and the enthusiasm of the audience gradually increased, but since Tuan Tuan came on the field, the game became no suspense, and everyone no longer paid attention to the score, but began to whisper, discussing this strange girl who descended like a god.
Some questioned the effectiveness of the game, some admired another genius in the world of smart movers, some reveled in her natural beauty, and some pounded their thighs and regretted that they shouldn't have guessed the ball.
When the referee finally announced that the result of the game was valid, the audience was even more noisy, just like a long-awaited stock market, which suddenly rose and fell at a certain moment, and all the successful people carrying briefcases were completely transformed into thugs in suits, with no grace at all.
Look at the IELTS combination opposite, the facial expressions of the two people are very synchronized, and they are twisted into twists in unison, which is described as a hot word on the Internet - "pain mask", yes, they never thought that even if they made a perfect battle plan, a full set of pre-game preparations, took out a 100% fighting spirit, and had a thousandth determination to win, they still couldn't stop Cheng Biting Jin who was killed halfway, oh no, it should be said that it was Sailor Moon who was killed halfway.
Huang Yaqiong was even a little dizzy, she collapsed to the ground with a "bang", and the tears came as scheduled, which was very appropriate, Zheng Siwei was not much better, and threw the racket to the ground, and the racket broke very simply and directly, with a "click", as if his broken heart.
A minute later, the IELTS duo raised their hands to signal their withdrawal, and with reluctance and hesitation, they fled from this place of infinite pain.
Years later, when they think back to this fabulous game, they may smile indifferently and boast proudly to others that I had a big fight with White Tiger and played a hearty game!