Chapter 45: The little fat man's chest muscles are quite soft
Standing elegantly at the door of the villa, Zhou Ze knocked on the door.
"Hello, is anyone home?" Zhou Ze asked very politely.
But this politeness is particularly strange in this gloomy courtyard.
"Who the hell are you?" The hoarse voice sounded again: "It actually broke my formation!" ”
Zhou Ze raised his head, noticed that there was an electronic eye on the door, and waved his hand with a smile: "I'm just a passerby, come in and ask you, what if you hurt others with this formation?" Even if passers-by don't come to your courtyard, it's just that some cats and dogs accidentally ran in, and they didn't get hit directly. ”
"So I'm here to tell you, we Taoist priests have to have lovers, and the formation of this courtyard will be destroyed."
"You're so long-winded." The people in the room couldn't help but complain.
But Zhou Ze still noticed it keavily, and his hoarse voice seemed to be forcibly suppressed.
"Besides, ordinary people can't see my formation, and naturally they won't be as careful as you."
"Awards, awards." Zhou Ze nodded at the electronic eye.
The electronic eye suddenly burst out of a green light, startling Zhou Ze.
However, this is just the laser function of the electronic eye, and there is no danger, but this movement does indicate the dissatisfaction of the people in the room.
"Just kidding!" Zhou Ze smiled and continued to speak into the electronic eye: "Don't you invite me in to sit?" ”
"If the Dao Leader just comes in and reminds me to remove the formation, then you can go."
The voice was still hoarse: "I don't think it's necessary to enter the house for this matter." ”
"Harm, you said that you are an old man who doesn't turn on the lights in the middle of the night, and you don't let me in, is your voice pretending!"
Zhou Ze laughed: "You won't be a yellow flower girl, right?" ”
"Smack!"
Suddenly, there was a bang on the door, and a string of sparks climbed up the door.
"Damn, what are you doing here!" The spark disappeared after a while, but it still startled Zhou Ze.
"Fuck off!" The voices in the room were obviously hot, and even the hoarse disguise was removed.
This voice was a little neutral, but it made Zhou Ze unsure of the character of the people in the house.
It's just that he was sure that the person in the house was definitely not an old man.
"Don't worry!" Zhou Ze smiled and said, "Do you know Lin Sheng?" ”
What Zhou Ze said was naturally opposite Lin Sheng, the person who personally invited him.
"Yes, neighbor."
The people in the room generously and decisively admitted it, which really made Zhou Ze stunned.
But then Zhou Ze laughed again: "Since they are all neighbors, I'll come in and visit." ”
After speaking, Zhou Ze touched it with his hand.
Just as Zhou Ze's hand was about to touch the handle, the explosion sounded from the door again, and sparks all the way to Zhou Ze's hand in an instant!
"Ahh
Zhou Ze screamed, covered his hand and hurriedly blew a few breaths.
Looking closely at his palm, some black smoke came out of the sparks.
"I mean, you're not a good person!" Zhou Ze shouted: "How can there be a good person who puts a talisman on his door!" ”
Just now, when Zhou Ze was hit by a spark, he also noticed what the explosion was coming from.
It's yellow ancient paper!
The shapes of stones and flowers were drawn with a black brush, and although they were distorted, Zhou Ze still accurately confirmed what kind of talisman this was.
"Spark Charm."
This is the simplest of the talismans, and it causes sparks when touched by someone.
Compared to the silver needle just now, this is the biggest killing weapon.
"The more you don't let me in, the more I'm going to have to go in and see what kind of demon you are."
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Ze stood in front of the door again, and his two hands touched the door at the same time.
"Bang bang!"
Two electric sparks flashed, and Zhou Ze quickly withdrew his hand, and touched his hand again before the electric sparks disappeared.
"Woohoo!"
Two more sparks of electricity went up!
Zhou Ze stared at the place where the electric sparks came out, and after reaching out again, he waited until the first two sparks disappeared before they rose again.
"A total of four spark charms." Zhou Ze made the spells in the crack of the door clear.
But at this time, the people in the room suddenly mocked and said, "My four spark charms are not ordinary charms, if they are not destroyed at the same time, they will regenerate." ”
"Hahaha!"
Zhou Ze also laughed with the people in the room.
"What are you laughing at?" The voices in the room spoke in confusion.
"I'm laughing at you, you're still underestimating me." Zhou Ze took a deep breath, then stretched out his palm and slowly popped out four fingers from his palm.
"What? You want to break my spell with your fingers? The electronic eye flickered: "My four spark charms are in the four corners of the door, even if you have two hands, you can't break my spark charm!" ”
"Really?" Zhou Ze shook his legs: "Don't I still have two feet." ”
"You!" The people in the room obviously couldn't talk about Zhou Ze, but the tone seemed to be really angry!
"I've been chatting with you here for a long time, and you think I'm playing with you!"
"Do you think I'm joking when I say go in and see what kind of demon you are?" Zhou Ze replied.
"You've got it! Wait until you come in and see me and I won't kill you! ”
"What the new era says can't be killed, how bad it sounds." Zhou Ze sneered, and then drew four fingers in the sky.
"Needle!"
Swish!
Four long silver needles instantly appeared on Zhou Ze's fingers!
"You're going to do tricks?!" A mechanical sound came from the electronic eye.
Zhou Ze put a horizontal needle on his chest: "Serious Taoist, don't do this!" ”
"Flying needles!"
When the words fell, Zhou Ze's palm shook suddenly, and the four needles flew in four directions at great speed!
Bite!
Boom!
The four corners of the door exploded at the same time, blowing the expensive lacquered door to pieces.
"Toast and don't eat and drink!" As soon as the door shattered, a palm suddenly dragged Zhou Ze in like an eagle's hook.
This person was wearing a black robe, and Zhou Ze couldn't see the true face of this person clearly under the dim light.
But the hand that grabbed his clothes was as white and tender as a baby.
Syllable!
Zhou Ze knocked off the man's arm with one arm, and then slapped it with one palm.
The speed of this palm was no slower than that of the black-robed man retreating, and Zhou Ze slapped the man's chest in one fell swoop!
"Huh?!"
Zhou Ze felt the softness on his palm, and pinched it with some doubts.
"Why are you a Taoist priest so fat that you don't even have chest muscles." Zhou Ze said bluntly:
"To be our Taoist priest, we must know how to be poor!"
How do you know that Zhou Ze's original kind words and persuasion made the black-robed man in front of him crazy.
I saw that his body stiffened at first, and his palm hurriedly pushed Zhou Ze away.
A scream came from his mouth: "Ah bastard! I'm going to kill you! ”
"You little fat man, I can still let you threaten me?!"
Zhou Ze still didn't hear who this neutral voice was, and replied without concessions:
"You kind of kill me! Little fat man slightly. ”