Chapter Forty-Nine: Learning Makes People Progress!
"Master, there is something I don't know if I should say or not."
On the way back to the Internet café, Guo Dali hesitated to speak.
Zhou Ze was lying in the back of the taxi, his head leaning on his hands and closing his eyes to recuperate: "Then don't talk about it." ”
"No, Master." Guo Dali still couldn't talk about Zhou Ze, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity: "I've been holding back this question for a long time. ”
"Then hurry up and ask, twisting and pinching like a woman, I didn't see you squirming like this when I beat me in the clubhouse." Zhou Ze complained.
"Master, is that big watermelon you taught me just now a real Tai Chi?" Guo Dali asked.
Before Zhou Ze could speak, the driver in front of him picked up Guo Dali's question: "Tai Chi?" There aren't a lot of videos on the Internet! I look like a watermelon, hahaha! ”
"That's right." The corners of Zhou Ze's mouth curled slightly: "You see that other drivers are well-informed, you have to learn more." ”
"Oh." Guo Dali nodded.
Zhou Ze struggled to hide his smile, no wonder Guo Dali would be deceived by the Xiao brothers to deal with him, it seemed that he was a simple stupid boy.
"Huh? What's going on up front? The driver spoke.
Guo Dali asked, "What's the matter, the driver." ”
"That's not right." The driver lit a cigarette and leaned his head against the window, and the car stopped early.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Ze also opened his eyes at this time, and there was a traffic jam in front of him.
"Isn't it just a little more car, we are not in a hurry master."
"It's so strange, it's broad daylight, and we're from that little broken Qingfeng Mountain, how can there be so many cars on this road." The driver shook his head and reluctantly spat out a puff of smoke rings.
I originally thought that in broad daylight, I would be able to pick up a few more guests in a remote area and pick up a few more guests after arriving in the city, but I never thought that I would be stuck in a traffic jam before I walked a few steps.
"It's a little weird, but I happen to be sleepy." Zhou Ze yawned and prepared to close his eyes again.
"Guest, don't sleep. What do you see up front? The driver's voice was a little panicked, and he quickly closed the window.
Zhou Ze choked on the cigarette shrouded in the car, and before he could reprimand the driver for closing the window, he found that there were a few people with baseball bats in front of him.
"What else can you do if you collect protection money?" Zhou Ze spoke easily.
"Yes, yes, yes." The driver trembled and took out a few pieces of cash in his hand: "Take the money to eliminate the disaster." ”
"The bad guys haven't come to you yet, but the good guys are ready to beg for mercy." Zhou Ze smiled and said.
The driver was also annoyed and said: "What do you know, a few people in this locomotive team specially chose this kind of remote path to start, and the baseball bat is their symbol!" ”
"You have a car, what are you afraid of, if you really bully you, you will hit him." Zhou Ze pointed to a guy in front of him who was knocking on the car door and said: "They are afraid of you when you kick the accelerator, you will stop when I tell you to stop, you will definitely not be killed, at most you will be a cripple." ”
"Big brother, big brother." The driver was still holding the prepared banknote in his hand: "I'm afraid of you, and there's no trouble in taking money to eliminate the disaster." ”
"No wonder they always pick this kind of remote path to start, naturally they recognize your psychology." Zhou Ze knocked on the door with his fingers and continued to speak: "Open the door." ”
"Ancestor, if you want to provoke them, don't take me with you, okay?" The driver wanted to cry without tears.
"That's it, I won't pull you anymore, and I don't want any money, so you can run back quickly."
"Okay." Zhou Ze nodded: "Then you open the door." ”
"Thank goodness this open-mouthed guy is finally leaving." The driver breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door.
Zhou Ze didn't go down after opening the car door, but leaned on the car door and said: "Dude, it's also interesting to see you along the way, let me tell you something." ”
"You're leaving!" Seeing that the person who collected the protection money was about to come, the driver hurriedly urged.
"Then you let me finish this sentence for you." Zhou Ze smiled evilly.
"Hey! How did you get out of the car! Is it to run! Sure enough, one of the people who collected the protection money saw them.
The driver looked at the baseball bat and pointed to his car, and thought to himself: This is really the end.
"Hey, you got me back." Zhou Ze also looked at the driver with a relaxed face.
"Good. You say. At this time, the driver's face felt like a dead face, and his whole body was relieved.
Zhou Ze spoke: "Silence is always their protection. ”
"Vigorously!"
"Master, I'm here!" Guo vigorously rubbed his wrists.
"I can't see how many people have come, the old rule is that I take the lead, and you come and do the rest." Zhou Ze said with a smile.
"No problem." Guo Dali nodded.
"You can't hear me, do you?" The baseball bat smashed along Zhou Ze's head.
Zhou Ze frowned slightly: "Your kid is not very old, and his hands are quite dark." ”
Then he tilted his head to dodge, turned around and kicked out!
Boom!
The man with a baseball bat flew upside down and smashed his whole body into a car, shattering the glass to the ground.
"Damn, Song Ci's trick is quite useful." Zhou Ze sighed.
"Sure enough, learning makes people progress."
"What the hell is going on!" The sound of the vehicle being smashed sounded, attracting the rest of the people to it.
Only then did Zhou Ze understand that there were only nine people in total who took the one he kicked down.
And there must be at least two dozen vehicles that are blocked.
Amusing.
Zhou Ze shook his head, the nine yellow-haired boys actually scared these twenty or so cars that no one dared to speak.
And the person in the lead, Zhou Ze, also knows the locomotive junior who was injured by himself last time!
"The last time you played the street, it seems that you didn't have a good time." Zhou Ze smiled and greeted Xiao Si.
Xiao Si looked at Zhou Ze, who was smiling at him, and thought for a long time before he remembered: "You are the passerby who dropped me!" ”
"Huh!" Zhou Ze waved his hand: "What passers-by, everyone is the protagonist of their own life." ”
"You're worth your uncle here!" Xiao Si slammed the vehicle next to him with a baseball bat: "Kill both of them for Lao Tzu!" ”
"Oh roar!" The remaining eight people listened to Xiao Si's words, and their blood came up all of a sudden, and they rushed over to Zhou Ze and the others.
"Wait!" Zhou Ze suddenly raised his hand.
The eight people were stunned, and Xiao Si couldn't help laughing: "Now do you ask for mercy?" ”
"What!" Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Good citizen, if you encounter oppression, you must call the police first." ”
"I'll fuck you!" Xiao Si rushed over.
Zhou Ze pressed the mobile phone with both hands, and he didn't look at Xiao Si, but the moment Xiao Si arrived at him, the forty-two yard big foot kicked out suddenly!
"Bang!"
Another car was smashed by Xiao Si and deformed, and the glass flew around.
Zhou Ze's face was as usual, and he put it in his ear after the phone was connected:
"Hey! I'm going to call the police! Yeah! Someone hit me! It's just..."