"Yes. You're going to say you're masturbating. Li Linshuo said helplessly.

I still have to think about it, I dealt with every fight incident of Zhou Ze, which time did he not use this excuse to escape?

Forehead...

I can't say it's an excuse...

The main reason is that Zhou Ze finds reasons every time, and the fucking reason is very reasonable, who do you talk to to reason.

Li Linshuo stuffed the handcuffs back into his waist again, and then said with a swaggered expression: "Tell me, what is the excuse this time?" ”

"Why do you have such a bad expression? It's exactly the same as when I was a salted fish in the mountains. Zhou Ze said with a smile.

Li Linshuo glared at Zhou Ze, saying that he didn't want to deal with this person, and then looked at Guo Dali and asked, "You are also masturbating." ”

"Of course, Captain Li, masturbation is such a thing, and it stands to reason that we can be regarded as victims..."Guo Dali said with an innocent face.

"You hit someone, how can you be a victim?" Li Linshuo gritted his teeth and said, "You don't have to learn those shameless skills from your master. ”

"Brother Lin Shuo, it's not right for you to say that, my master and brother are obviously victims." Jiang Jing said on the side.

"Master, if I'm not mistaken, it's a big fat woman with blond hair who reported you." Jiang Jingbei looked at Zhou Ze and asked.

Zhou Ze looked at Jiang Jingbei with appreciative eyes and nodded: "Your kid is the same as your master, and he is quite smart." ”

"It's shameless." Li Linshuo glanced at Zhou Ze and said, "Let's talk about it, what kind of excuse is it this time." ”

Zhou Ze spread his hands and said, "It's not like I'm making excuses for you this time... Ahh ”

"What do you mean by that? Want to follow me back for an investigation? Li Linshuo's face suddenly showed some surprise.

Although Zhou Ze's work is often unpredictable, as long as he is willing to accompany him back to be investigated, then he can't be regarded as catching him!

"That's... Impossible. Zhou Ze changed his voice and said.

Li Linshuo's face suddenly darkened.

Seeing that not only Li Linshuo, but even Lin Zhaoxue and Chen Qi were looking at him with white eyes, Zhou Ze couldn't help touching the tip of his nose and said: "Actually, you don't need me to tell you at all, just let my little apprentice tell you what happened and you will understand." ”

Afterwards, Jiang Jingbei stopped and told the story of the obese woman bullying Sister Xue'er and Chen Qi from beginning to end, and even depicted the scene of the fight vividly.

"What?! It turned out that the wicked sued first? Li Linshuo nodded and said, "Okay, I know Zhou Ze, leave this matter to me to investigate." ”

Although Li Linshuo wanted to arrest Zhou Ze very much, it was impossible for him to wronged Zhou Ze because he was as vicious as he hated.

But Zhou Ze didn't pay attention to Li Linshuo's thoughts, but together with Guo Dali, he looked at Jiang Jingbei with more exaggerated eyes and asked, "That fat woman still beat Xue'er Chen Qi?!" ”

"Hmmm! He even made a mockery of it! Jiang Jingbei said.

Xiao Jiu also nodded very the side and said, "If Brother Jing Bei and I didn't happen to go to that luxury jewelry store, I'm afraid Sister Xue'er and Sister Chen Qi would suffer under that fat woman." ”

"Damn." Zhou Ze and Guo Dali glanced at each other.

Then Guo Dali slowly spoke: "It's really a loss to Master." ”

"I feel like I'm losing too." Zhou Ze nodded.

Lin Zhaoxue came up and grabbed Zhou Ze's arm and said, "It's okay, if it is really about fighting, that woman is not our opponent, the main thing is that she mocks people." ”

"Coincidentally? What coincidence do you say? Li Linshuo asked curiously.

Zhou Ze thumped his palm, looked at Guo Dali and said, "I forgot to hit harder just now." ”

"Yes, that's right, Master, it stands to reason that I should be allowed to do it, and I will definitely use all my strength." Guo vigorously raised his fist and said.

Li Linshuo couldn't help but have black lines on his head, looked at Zhou Ze and Guo Dali and said weakly: "Can you two pay attention, I'm still listening here..."

"Hehe, isn't it Xue'er that they were bullied, I believe that if Captain Li was there at the time, he would definitely not hesitate to make a move!" Zhou Ze looked at Li Linshuo seriously and said casually.

Li Linshuo couldn't help touching his chin and said, "Of course I won't hit someone like you, but I should also arrest that fat woman." ”

"Chen Qi, it's okay for you, that fat woman didn't hurt you." Guo Dali looked at Chen Qi with some worriedness.

Chen Qi shook his head and said, "Don't treat me as a little girl who is bullied casually, I think I was also the first sister of the school when I was in junior high school!" ”

"Jingbuki, we're not in the same junior high school, why haven't I heard of it?" Lin Zhaoxue said jokingly.

"But if I knew that the fat woman had beaten you, I would have taught her a lesson today that she would not be able to get out of bed." Zhou Ze said viciously.

Li Linshuo once again moved his body to Zhou Ze's eyes and said, "Hey, I'm still here, don't treat me as transparent, okay..."

Obviously bad.

Lin Zhaoxue thought of something, and after squeezing Li Linshuo away from Zhou Ze's eyes, she looked at Zhou Ze with a pitiful look.

As if it had been brewing for a long time, Lin Zhaoxue finally asked with a little tear in her eyes: "Brother Zhou Ze, you see that Dali is so concerned about whether Chen Qi is injured or not, why don't you care about me..."

Zhou Ze looked at Lin Zhaoxue's handsome face and seemed to sink a little, and then quickly turned his gaze away and said, "I'm not worried about you, who will win you." ”

"Flutter." Lin Zhaoxue laughed happily, it seems that the happiest thing for her is to make Zhou Ze embarrassed. m.

"By the way, I have a question I want to ask Xiao Jiu." Zhou Ze suddenly looked at Xiao Jiu.

Jiang Jingbei pretended to be very nervous and said jokingly: "Brother Zhou Ze, you won't ask some strange questions, Xiao Jiu, she is still a child." ”

", who wants you to think so complicated in your head, it's all colorful." Zhou Ze said with a smile.

Then he looked at Xiao Jiu, as if waiting for her consent.

Xiao Jiu smiled sweetly, showed his tiger teeth and said, "Brother Zhou Ze, just ask, you don't need to discuss it with Xiao Jiu!" ”

"Okay." Zhou Ze nodded, then looked over seriously and asked, "Can you tell me, why do you suddenly want everyone to accompany you to the toilet?" ”

Li Linshuo nodded, and thought to himself: Zhou Ze and I actually went together this week, and it would be a little too strange to call everyone to go to the toilet before the explosion...

But shouldn't this kind of question be asked by yourself as a police officer?!

“...”

I have no sense of existence so much?!

Some people died, but not completely......