Chapter 351: I Can Cure Your Disease
"As the saying goes, listen to people's advice to eat well." Zhou Ze was talking as he swayed towards the couple in front of him.
The couple came out of the villa area, and the name tag on that body also showed their noble status.
Dao Ye: "Your current state has the same flavor as when your master went out to cheat and abduct you..."
"Huh?"
"No, it's your master's demeanor of going out to accumulate good deeds." Dao Ye hurriedly changed his words and said.
Zhou Ze cut off, and then walked towards the little couple.
"Good evening two, do you need fortune telling, I can count marriage, career or future or something." Zhou Ze walked over with a smile.
The man looked at Zhou Ze and walked over like this, and said with a look of disgust: "Can you stinky fortune tellers be more restrained, and the money has been deceived to me?" ”
"Don't say that, maybe we know about it." The woman said as she put her arm around the man.
Zhou Ze looked at the man's appearance and said: "Mr. is in such a posture, there is a kind of wealth between the eyebrows, and this wealth comes from your hands, I think Mr. also started with a watch." ”
"Oh, you're so godly, my husband is really a watch seller as you say." The woman said with a look of surprise.
The man was disdainful of Zhou Ze's words and said: "Cut, I still know your methods, first understand the target's character, and then pretend to be a fairy wind after investigating it clearly, so that I think you calculated it." ”
Zhou Ze listened to the man's words and smiled and said: "The situation that Mr. said does exist, but what you said is the methods of some liars, and I am a serious Taoist priest." ”
"It's hard for you to convince me that you're a serious Taoist." The man sneered, then pulled the woman and was about to leave.
The woman was very interested in what Zhou Ze said, and even asked, "You are a Taoist priest on that mountain, maybe I've heard of it?" ”
"I am a Taoist priest of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple on Qingfeng Mountain, to be precise, I am the master of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple." Zhou Ze said proudly.
Every time he introduced his Taoist temple to outsiders, Zhou Ze always had a full sense of pride on his face.
The woman shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, I really haven't heard of this Taoist temple you said..."
If you want Zhou Ze to say, this woman's character is really good, although she has not heard of her Taoist temple, she still politely apologizes to herself, which is in stark contrast to the man next to her.
"It's okay ma'am, don't you know now." Zhou Ze said with a smile.
The man snorted coldly, and said to the woman: "I just said that you don't believe what these Taoist priests say on weekdays, you see that he makes up a name at will, you believe it, we have lived in Youzhou for so many years, but we have never heard of the existence of any Qingfeng Taoist Temple." ”
The woman thought about it carefully, and it was indeed as the man said, so she made up for Zhou Ze and said: "Maybe his Taoist temple is in the next state and county, we can't doubt that such a kind-looking little brother is a lie." ”
"Ugh..."
The man sighed deeply and said, "How else can you often be deceived by this kind of Taoist priest, you forgot that we have Qingfeng Mountain in Youzhou?" ”
"How can you forget, although it is a barren mountain, but the past two days have been a small fire!" The woman replied: "It's the Qingfeng Mountain that hung on the electronic screen a few days ago." ”
"That's right, that means that the Qingfeng Mountain that this young man is talking about is in our Youzhou." The man's eyes looked at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze didn't have the idea of lying, looked at the man and nodded, and said, "That's right, sir, Qingfeng Mountain is in Youzhou." ”
"Then you shouldn't tell me that your so-called Qingfeng Dao Temple is on this Qingfeng Mountain!" The man looked at Zhou Ze with disdain.
"Yes, sir, our Qingfeng Taoist Temple is on Qingfeng Mountain." Zhou Ze replied.
The man laughed when he heard Zhou Ze's answer: "You see I was right, you are a little liar who is alive and well, we have been to the desolate Qingfeng Mountain many times, not to mention the Qingfeng Taoist Temple you said, even if it is a public toilet, I haven't found one!" ”
"It seems to be Oh husband, I remember, the last time you went to Qingfeng Mountain with me, it was because you couldn't find a public restroom, so you made a lot of jokes." The woman said with a grin.
The man bowed his head and said in a voice that could be heard by himself and the woman: "Don't keep revealing my bottom in front of outsiders, okay?" ”
"That's why I didn't go into that much detail just now." The woman winked triumphantly at the man and was beautiful.
"Okay, little liar, we still have some things, do you want to consider finding the next grudge who is easy to be deceived?" As he spoke, the man led the woman away.
This time, the woman did not stop to say anything for Zhou Ze, and at this moment she gradually believed her husband's words.
In other words, the woman also believed at this time that the handsome young man in front of her was just a swaggering liar.
"Ahem."
Zhou Ze coughed lightly, and then shouted at the man's back: "If the prostate is not good, you need to find more toilets." ”
"You're not done?"
The man turned his head and said angrily: "You just think that my prostate is not good based on what we just said about finding a bathroom on Qingfeng Mountain?!" ”
"No, husband, you forgot that we had a physical examination a few years ago, and you are indeed a prostate..."The woman whispered.
The man attached himself to the woman's ear and said, "A Taoist priest like them who has been deceived and deceived will make up a random illness and tell you about it." ”
"If this disease is just right, then wouldn't the Taoist priest prove that he is not a liar, but also prove his own level?"
"Makes sense, husband." The woman nodded.
The man continued: "But if the reason made up is not right, the Taoist priest will definitely say something that you haven't found out, but you have this disease in your body. ”
"Whew... I see. ”
The woman thought thoughtfully, then looked at Zhou Ze and said, "I'm sorry, my husband doesn't have a prostate disease." ”
"Do you think I'm going to say something about something hidden deep in your body?" Zhou Ze looked at the man and asked.
The man shrugged his shoulders and said, "Isn't this what you use to deceive people?" ”
"It's a pity that I'm not the liar you say I am." Zhou Ze continued to speak: "Anyway, whether you have this disease or not, you know it in your own heart. ”
"Okay, I know." The man stepped forward to leave.
Regardless of whether what Zhou Ze said was right or not, the man always wanted to leave.
Helpless, Zhou Ze looked at the backs of the two again and said, "So if I want to say that you can't conceive a child all year round, this disease can be treated, will it change your mind?" ”
Some people died, but not completely......