Chapter 601: Master, Don't Read It
"Yo."
The man wore a black hood and only showed only one of his eyes.
But just these eyes are full of shock at the moment.
"You kid."
The man couldn't cry or laugh: "Are you really not afraid of me?" ”
Jiang Jingbei began his acting skills.
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid of death, that's why I asked you to call my parents first, so that I can be ransomed by my parents first."
The man nodded, "You kid is very smart. ”
After speaking, the man walked towards Jiang Jingbei.
The same table hurriedly moved his chair away from Jiang Jing.
"Jiang Jingbei, you can hurt me..."The same table couldn't help but complain.
Jiang Jing frowned and smiled.
"Don't be afraid, brother knows it."
"You've got a fart, you just know how to sleep, I'll see." The table twitched at the mouth.
"Bang."
A shiny sharp knife was placed on Jiang Jingbei's table.
"Come on, give me your parents' numbers."
"Okay big robber."
Jiang Jingbei nodded seriously, then took out a piece of paper and wrote down Zhou Ze's phone number.
"Brother, be quiet when you talk for a while, I'm looking for the least grumpy person in our family." Jiang Jingbei had a smile on his face.
The man was stunned.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Just now you said that your family is all honest people, no matter how irritable you are, where can you be irritable." The man took Jiang Jing's other paper and called it according to the number on it.
What the man actually didn't know was that Jiang Jingbei's words just now were indeed not deceiving...
If Jiang Jingbei gave the man just now the phone number of his father Jiang Suifeng...
The consequences are unimaginable!
"Didi."
The call went through.
Zhou Ze, who was blindly looking for him in the teaching building, obviously didn't expect Jiang Jingbei to call him.
Zhou Ze smiled.
I thought to myself, with this kid's ingenuity, he must have been hiding somewhere in advance.
After speaking, Zhou Ze connected the phone.
"Hey, don't be hungry, don't you."
Hearing Zhou Ze's voice on the other end of the phone, he was obviously stunned.
There was even an extremely small questioning voice.
"You call this grumpy?"
Zhou Ze heard that this was not Jiang Jingbei's voice, so he asked cautiously.
"Who are you?"
"Ahem."
The man on the other end of the line spoke.
"I'm a robber, and now I've kidnapped your son..."
Jiang Jingbei's voice interrupted: "The robber brother is a younger brother, not a son." ”
"I don't care what you are!"
The man said sharply: "I feel that we will arrange a helicopter to come to the noble middle school, otherwise!" Hehe! ”
"Helicopters?"
Zhou Ze frowned slightly.
"You want to run away, don't you?" Zhou Ze said.
The man who was recognized was annoyed and angry: "What do you care about so much!" Do as I say! ”
"Remember! Can't call the police! ”
Zhou Ze held the phone while walking forward.
He's almost finding the source of the call.
In other words, he is about to find Jiang Jing's other classroom!
"Well, can I ask you a question? Big Brother Robber. What Zhou Ze has to do now is to delay the robbers from hanging up the phone.
The robbers obviously didn't want to have too much communication with Zhou Ze.
Impatiently said, "If there's a fart, let it go!" ”
"I want to ask if you have a small two-seater helicopter, a four-seater medium helicopter, or a six-seater large helicopter?"
“…”
There was silence on the robbers' side...
"How can you get so many kinds of helicopters?" The man asked.
Zhou Ze smiled and replied, "Of course not." ”
"Then you ask a fart!"
"But we can get one, so do you want two, four, or six?" Zhou Ze continued to ask.
"Six of six."
The man hurriedly said, "You're okay, I'll hang up if you're okay!" ”
"Don't worry, I still have something to do." Zhou Ze continued.
The robber was speechless.
"Then you ask!"
Zhou Ze's voice was a little innocent: "Aren't I asking, you keep urging people to be so scared." ”
"Flutter."
There was laughter on the other end of the line.
Zhou Ze recognized it, it was Jiang Jingbei's voice.
This stinky boy can still laugh out loud, is he really not afraid at all?
"Hurry up! Don't waste time! ”
Zhou Ze thought for a while and said, "The six-seater helicopter, do you want a double or four sculls?" Or the head and tail sculls? ”
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Hearing Zhou Ze's question, the man couldn't help but scold.
Zhou Ze even said: "What are you scolding me for? Isn't that a question I should be asking? What if you don't like the helicopter I called for and don't give my brother back. ”
After speaking, Zhou Ze looked upstairs, and the corners of his mouth raised.
"It should be upstairs." Zhou Ze said in a low voice.
The man said helplessly: "Lao Tzu is robbing planes, not buying helicopters!" ”
"I know." Zhou Ze said with a smile.
The man roared angrily: "Then you ask so much!" Find someone who can fly, just bring six people! ”
"Ah, ah, I'm not thinking about you, think about it, what if the helicopter flies into the sky and all of a sudden, it explodes."
The man was silent.
Zhou Ze continued: "Since the six of you want to escape, there must be someone who can fly a plane. ”
The man remained silent.
Zhou Ze nodded: "Then it seems that there is no more, look at why you are so unplanned?" If you don't know how to fly a plane, you dare to rob a plane? ”
"You should let me find a pilot, too!"
"Ugh..."
Zhou Ze pretended to be sorry and said: "If there is one more pilot, you will have to change to an eight-seater, do you think you should consider changing to an eight-seater?" ”
The man snorted.
"As long as you get it within half an hour, it's all according to what you say!"
"Really?"
Zhou Ze's voice seemed to have become a little louder.
"Then according to what I said, should I get you a few more documents, otherwise it will be shot down abroad, and I'm afraid you don't want to see it..."
"That's right, yes, and since you want to escape abroad, isn't the interior of the plane more demanding..."
Zhou Ze paused: "For example, a more comfortable airplane chair?" ”
"Enough!"
The man shouted, "Do as you say!" Everything is as you say! ”
"Okay."
Zhou Ze smiled and spoke.
"Since you said listen to me, let's go back and see first."
"Huh?"
The man was stunned for a moment, and slowly turned his head.
He was greeted by a forty-three-yard foot!
"Bang!"
The man was kicked and fainted.
Zhou Ze clapped his hands: "What a fool, Lao Tzu has appeared behind you, and you haven't noticed it yet!" ”