Chapter 10: You're Stupid!

"Didi! Didi! ”

The alarm clock goes off at eight o'clock in the morning.

"Whoever set the alarm clock, turn it off! You don't have to set an alarm clock in class?! ”

Qi Ming half-closed his eyes and heard Xiao Peng, the roommate on the other side of the bed, complaining.

Then the fat man in the other bed rolled over, turned off the noisy alarm clock and continued to sleep.

Everything was so natural, but another half an hour passed.....

"Dididi! Drip, drip! ”

Qi Ming got out of the quilt and took the basin to wash his face and brush his teeth. Behind him is Xiao Peng, who didn't wake up, complaining frantically, and the fat man who set an alarm clock but couldn't wake up.

He shook his head, he got used to it for four years. There will always be a living treasure in every dormitory to a greater or lesser extent.

The time is 8:50 a.m. on Monday.

Qi Ming washed his hair, and then used a hair dryer to blow a more handsome hairstyle. Then change into a white shirt and gray trousers. It's just that the first button of his shirt is always open, and he thinks it's more comfortable.

Looking at the time, it was still early to make an appointment with the eldest lady of the rich family yesterday, can I go to the cafeteria to buy a bun and soy milk first?

It's a pity that there are no fritters, and he misses the breakfast shop a few steps away from his home, which is cheap and affordable.

When he first got up, Qi Ming's thoughts were always like flying fragments, thinking wildly.

"Ah~"

While yawning and going downstairs, passing by the basketball court next to the dormitory building, he saw another roommate, Chen Jun, standing there holding a banner and taking pictures, next to several juniors and sisters.

The banner reads: 'Warmly celebrate Senior Chen Jun's graduation from college single for four years! ’

Wofun!

Murder and heartbreaking!

I heard that Chen Jun was a cadre of the student union before. Sure enough, he is very popular, and there are beautiful schoolgirls who take photos with him.

"Qi Ming." Chen Jun, who was taking a group photo, was also sharp-eyed, and had already caught a glimpse of Qi Da scumbag, stepped forward and grabbed his shoulder, and asked, "Where are you going?" Do you want to string incense together? ”

"No, no, no."

Qi Ming waved his hand, if it were normal times, he might go to a string of incense together, but he still had a 'daily part-time job' with a salary of 5,000 to do today.

"Do you have a date?" Seeing that the scumbag who was responsible for the appearance of the whole dormitory had a heavy responsibility, Chen Jun looked serious, took out his mobile phone, clicked on a video in the dormitory group, and pointed to the girl who confessed to giving flowers in the small hall the day before yesterday, "Anyway, such a cute girl, what are you who can bear to refuse, are you still human?" ”

Subsequently, Qi Ming was not allowed to answer, and Chen Jun changed his words, "If you have more resources, can you let my brother and I help you share the burden?" You see, I've been single for four years...."

“....”

Ignoring the dormitory leader's miserable sales, Qi Ming interrupted: "Enough is enough, I'm just going to the café." Hurry up and have a meal with your own department, I won't go. ”

"Okay then." It is the eyes of the student union to accept it when it is good, and Chen Jun has already practiced perfectly.

"By the way, Lao Chen, did you help me grab the elective courses I retook this semester? The internet speed of my computer is not good, and I can't log in to the academic affairs network. ”

"I grabbed it for you earlier, and in order to facilitate the mixed school, I specially grabbed a course for you in a sixty-person classroom!"

"Good brother! You're getting more and more proficient in your ability to do substitute classes! ”

After a burst of laughter and chat, Qi Ming sent Lao Chen and his younger siblings away. I went to the cafeteria for breakfast and headed for the café.

Qi Ming walked into the café.

It was the same as the last time he came, there were not many people, and he was about to find a place to sit down, when he saw Lin Yingchun sitting there by the window.

The soft sunlight outside the glass window shone on her fair and delicate face, and she lowered her head to concentrate on writing.

It's just a girl who is usually quiet, but today there is a girl with a ponytail sitting across her table, wearing a hooded sweatshirt, who is leaning back on a bench and playing a mobile game.

"I'm coming."

He looked at the young and lovely girl, could this be her sister? It looks a little similar, but the personalities are very different.

Lin Yingchun nodded, then looked directly at the girl with two ponytails, and said, "Lin Jiayu, you are sitting upright." ”

Hearing the eldest sister's words, Lin Jiayu reluctantly put down her mobile phone, and after sitting down with her hands on her chest, she looked at Qi Ming on the side, her eyes were surprised, but she still raised her head proudly like a swan.

Lin Yingchun cast an apologetic look and explained, "This is my sister, her name is Lin Jiayu." ”

"Jiayu, this is Senior Qi Ming, who I told you about and has a lot of emotional experience."

I guess I can't figure out why my sister introduced this person to me. Seeing the countdown to the resurrection on the game interface, Lin Jiayu was extremely depressed, and snorted coldly in a bad temper, even if he had said hello.

"Jia Yu..."Lin Yingchun's tone was slightly dissatisfied.

"Got it, got it!" Seeing that her sister was unhappy, the rude little princess stood up and saluted slightly, "Hello~, Senior Qi Ming." ”

"Hello..."Looking at this strange sisterly atmosphere, Qi Ming always felt that this errand was not easy to do.

He pulled over a nearby chair and sat down, intending to cut through the mess quickly, and asked, "Let's start now, and talk about the content of this time." ”

Lin Yingchun took a sip of a cup of mocha coffee, overflowing with the aroma of chocolate sauce, whipped cream and milk.

"Let her say it herself." After the beautiful girl finished replenishing the calories, she changed her gentle tone.

Lin Jiayu was already in a bad mood, didn't she just get closer to a few boys? Why was my sister called for emotional counseling?

What went wrong?

But now is not the time to think about this kind of thing, she snorted coldly and said, "If you have anything you want to ask, just ask!" Hmph~"

Having never seen this battle, Qi Ming looked at Lin Yingchun, and the girl who seemed to have seen it for a long time just smiled at him.

Then she glanced at her sister reproachfully, and seemed very upset at her impolite behavior.

"Then I asked." Qi Ming said: "When did you and him meet?" I'd like to find out first. ”

Lin Jiayu was stunned for a moment, "He? ”

She looked at her sister puzzled, and when she saw that the other party was staring at her, she thought she was asking about going out with a club friend she knew a few nights ago.

"They and I only met when I joined the performance club last semester, and it's a coincidence, the two of them used to be in the same junior high school as me!"

"Two?" Qi Ming was stunned, and the eyes that looked at the double ponytail girl revealed strangeness.

“?” Looking at this handsome boy who showed a strange atmosphere, Lin Jiayu looked puzzled.

"Well, I respect your choice. After all, I also like to be single, so that when I meet someone I like, I can justifiably be impressed. ”

“???”

"Frivolous! Scumbag! ”

Lin Jiayu snorted coldly, raised her head arrogantly and looked at the other side.

Lin Yingchun put his hand into a fist on Sakura's lips and coughed lightly: "Okay, be quiet." Qi Ming, you continue to ask. ”

"Okay.... Sister Jiayu, can you please ask, do you like it at the same time... What is the rationale for those two? Do they have any merit? ”

"Like?"

"Yes, for example, it's very good-looking! Can sing and dance and so on. ”

"Wait! Wait a minute! No matter how slow the reaction is, Lin Jiayu has reacted now!

Where is this emotional counseling! It's clear that it's spying on yourself and you're not in love!

Lin Jiayu slapped the table angrily, and the sudden surprise made Qi Ming stunned for a moment, and he thought that he had offended the second miss of the Lin family.

"Sister! What do you mean? Lin Jiayu said angrily.

"Didn't you agree with the emotional expert you found?"

"I... I thought it was the kind of love training... Who knows if you're spying on me if I'm in love! ”

"Oh~, last time I didn't go home for a weekend, and the person who was angry as soon as I got home asked if you were dumped by your boyfriend, and you still said yes. If I don't, will you be honest? ”

"Humph!" Lin Jiayu opened her mouth and was speechless for a while, but she retorted with her unyielding personality: "If you don't go home, you will have a boyfriend?" I'm so old, I'm not a high school student anymore, I really have a boyfriend, you really won't let me hold hands, go on a date, or watch a movie? Sister, didn't I say you, just like you, you know how to read every day and know what after-school fun is? ”

"After-school fun?" Lin Yingchun was not affected by her sister's words, but was a little curious.

Lin Jiayu snorted and said, "I hate you when you look like this now, you seem to know everything, but you only exist in theoretical knowledge." You probably don't know if the kiss is a kiss on the lips or a kiss on the lips, right? I know that I was lying on the bed holding the quilt yy, and I was grinning and snickering...."

Hearing Lin Jiayu's words, Lin Yingchun's cheeks were slightly red, and he rolled up the professional course book in his hand and was about to gently knock on the other party's head.

"It's not big, it's not small!" Her tone was slightly serious, even a little shy.

This was the first time Qi Ming had seen Lin Yingchun show such a demeanor. It's a pity that you can't take pictures, otherwise you must keep it well.

But the words of this brutal little princess of the Lin family opened his eyes, could it be... All of this is true?!

He looked at Lin Yingchun and glanced at Ding Zhen~

Seeing the boy's gaze, Lin Yingchun sighed helplessly: "Classmate Qi Ming, do you also believe that I am the kind of person who doesn't even understand the most basic biological knowledge?" ”

She further explained, "She certainly didn't know that all the love letters I received when I first entered school were enough to get out of school. Holding hands, dating, watching movies, as long as I want, the person who asked me can line up from the school gate to Gulangyu Island. As for holding the quilt yy... Lin Jiayu: Are you sure you're not talking about yourself? ”

Looking at her sister's unhappy tone, Lin Jiayu looked like a frightened cat.

After a long time, she said faintly: "Even if it's like this... Sister, do you know whether to kiss the mouth or the lips? ”

"Are you full of weird thoughts about kissing guys?" Lin Yingchun did not answer positively, but showed a helpless expression as if she was a tutor for junior high school students.

"Then tell me about it!" A savage little witch muttered quietly.

Lin Yingchun turned his face, and the innocent little face with light makeup looked at Qi Ming.

Although nothing was said, the intention was also indicated.

This is to tell Qi Ming that she spent money to let him serve, not to come to see their sisters quarrel.

Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others!

In line with the basic principle of service, Qi someone is on!

"Wait! Sister Jiayu, listen to me...."

Before Qi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the little witch Lin Jiayu, "Do you know?" ”

Speaking of this, Qi Ming said proudly: "How could I not know! After speaking, he also teased and asked, "Don't you know?" ”

Lin Jiayu's expression froze, and then she pretended to be disdainful, and said proudly: "What would I not know?" To kiss is to kiss the lips, are you a fool! The mouth is inside, how to kiss! ”

Qi Ming was stunned for a moment, there were a lot of elements, so he slowed down first.

And Lin Yingchun beside him turned his face, his shoulders shook twice, and there was a very, very slight laughter.

"Wait... Isn't there still a tongue? Qi Ming felt the need to talk about kissing is not just kissing.

It's just that the other party is young and cute, and it's a girl, so it's inconvenient for him to say it out loud and straightforwardly, so try to be tactful.

Lin Jiayu felt that the boy in front of her was hopeless, why would my sister find such a person who doesn't understand anything as an emotional counseling 'expert'?

Her tone was visibly impatient, "You're stupid! What does kissing have to do with tongues! ”