Chapter 715: Flirting with Fools

"Boy, you have a few hands." Zhu Huo stared at Zhou Ze and asked.

Zhou Ze shrugged his shoulders and looked at Zhu Huo with a smile.

This Zhuhuo has a serious look on his face, and it doesn't seem like he's joking...

It's just that what good person would ask someone how many hands they have!

Zhou Ze couldn't help but be speechless for a while, raised his hands and said, "Zhuhuo, are you good at math?"

"It's not bad, I often get full marks in elementary school." Zhu Huo nodded and said.

Zhou Ze continued to ask, "Then how did you learn math in junior high school?"

"I'm in junior high school..."

Zhu Huo scratched his head and said, "I didn't get into junior high school, but if I really went to junior high school, I think my math should be good."

After Zhu Huo said this, Zhou Ze obviously heard a few uncontrollable smiles in the crowd.

Zhou Ze also pulled his mouth helplessly: "You didn't get into junior high school, you said a fart."

"No, you're sick! Lao Tzu asked you how many hands you have, what are you talking nonsense here?" Zhu Huo roared.

Looking at the appearance of Zhu Huo, Zhou Ze was already sure in his heart at the moment.

He's the brainless, hot-tempered guy.

It's just that people like this generally die quite early.

"Forget it."

Zhou Ze waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are good at math in elementary school."

"What the hell do you mean?" Zhu Huo shouted, raising the gun in his hand at the same time.

It seems that Zhu Huo remembered the exaggerated picture of Zhou Ze holding the bullet in one hand just now, Zhu Huo waved his hand again, and commanded the person with a gun next to him to also raise it.

Looking at Zhu Huo's appearance, Zhou Ze couldn't help laughing.

He just felt that the man in front of him seemed to be a little cute...

"Hahaha, Zhu Huo, I don't have any bad intentions." Zhou Ze smiled and said, "I just want to answer the question you just asked me."

"Yes!"

Zhu Huo shouted, "Tell me, you have a few hands!"

"That's right..."

Zhou Ze spread his hands helplessly and said, "Only a brainless person like you would ask this kind of question again."

"Flutter."

Behind Zhou Ze, Lan Tian couldn't hold back his laughter for a while.

Zhou Ze couldn't help but turn his head and glared at Lan Tian: "You too, how can other stupid people laugh at people like this?"

"No, you're crazy! You dare to scold the head of our Lan family casually?!" In the crowd of the Lan family, someone suddenly pointed at Zhou Ze with a machete unhappily.

Zhou Ze did not speak.

Lan Tian stopped him and said, "Don't worry, let's hear what this Young Master Zhou Ze has to say first."

"That's right." Zhou Ze nodded at the blue sky with great satisfaction and said, "It would be nice if you were as good at talking as you."

"Zhuhuo, let me ask you a question, and you will understand the answer to the question you just asked me." Zhou Ze turned his head to look at Zhu Huo again, and said with a smile.

Zhu Huo took a deep breath and said, "Okay!"

"Good fellow." Zhang Bing stood beside Zhou Ze and couldn't help but complain and said, "When I took the college entrance examination back then, I wasn't as serious as he is now."

"Go."

Zhou Ze glanced at Zhang Bing and said, "I'm teaching now, can you be serious."

"Ahem."

Zhang Bing stretched out his arm and said, "Then you should teach him quickly."

"Zhuhuo, come and tell me how much it is." Zhou Ze slowly raised one of his arms.

Zhu Huo poked his head forward, looked at the fist clenched on Zhou Ze's outstretched arm, and said seriously, "Not a single finger sticks out, so it's zero!" Nope!"

"The head of the house is really smart!"

"Yes, the head of the family is really the smartest one!"

"That's right!"

"The head of the house is smart!"

"The head of the house is mighty!"

「...」

"Good, good."

Zhu Huo twisted his body proudly, and at the same time stretched out two palms and pressed down in the air: "Shhhh

"Understood! Wise master!"

"Uh..."

Zhou Ze looked at the crowd of the Zhu family speechlessly, and even his eyelids couldn't help jumping several times...

"To the fire, to the fire! Don't be proud, that's not the final answer!" Zhou Ze shouted loudly.

Only then did the excited Zhu Huo and the cheering Zhu family members next to them suppress it.

Zhu Huo clenched his fists and looked at Zhou Ze deadly: "Then you continue to ask, and after you finish asking me and show my cleverness, I will beat you to death."

"Your mother..."

Zhou Ze didn't hold back for a while, and almost burst out with a foul word.

The feelings of this celebration are really serious!

I really feel like I'm promoting his "ingenuity" for him!

"I'm sorry, I didn't explain it just now, not by looking at my fingers, but by looking at my arms." Zhou Ze said apologetically on his face.

Zhu Huo looked at Zhou Ze with a disappointed face: "No, is there something wrong with your brain, why do you ask how many arms there are?!"

"If only you couldn't." Zhou Ze said with a smile.

Zhu Huo didn't know if he was really stupid, or if he was deliberately playing with Zhou Ze.

In short, after Zhou Ze finished telling him to answer seriously, Zhu Huo really stretched out his hand and counted it.

"One..."

"One!"

"That's right!" Zhou Ze clapped his hands and said, "Zhuhuo, you are so smart, here is one arm, how many are there?"

As he spoke, Zhou Ze stretched out both of his arms.

Zhang Bing was disgusted with standing next to him.

This Zhou Ze's operation directly made Zhang Bing dumbfounded...

"What are you doing here? Neurosis is stopping people from teaching them math?" Zhang Bing asked in a low voice.

Zhou Ze said with a low smile, "Don't worry about this, you just have to watch it from the side."

"That's not right."

Zhou Ze remembered something and instructed Zhang Bing: "You also help watch the Lan family, don't let anyone sneak up on me, I think this kid is wilted."

"I think you're wilting." Zhang Bing said.

Here, Zhu Huo finally counted Zhou Ze's outstretched arm.

"One, two..."

"Two arms in total!" Zhu Huo said.

Zhou Ze nodded: "So, now please tell the teacher out loud, how many hands does the teacher have in total?"

"Two hands!" Zhu Huo shouted.

Zhou Ze nodded, and looked at Zhu Huo with a wicked smile: "It turns out that you know that I have two hands, so you asked me that question just now, and you asked a fart!"

Zhu Huo was directly shouted by Zhou Ze's voice.

After a few moments, Zhu Huo's face became more and more gloomy.

It's like a child who was still learning from a teacher in kindergarten just now, and suddenly evolved into an angry adult!

"Zhou Ze! Play with me?!"

"Nonsense!"

Zhou Ze also shouted without showing weakness: "*** When Lao Tzu is mentally retarded, and asks Lao Tzu how many hands he has, he will not allow Lao Tzu to play with you?"

Only then did Zhang Bing understand what Zhou Ze's operation was for.

Pure and pure is just to disgust this blessing!

And no wonder.

Zhou Ze is such a person, if others disgust him, he will definitely be disgusted to go back.

"Hahaha!"

Zhu Huo laughed twice: "When I ask you how many hands you mean, I'm asking you how many bullets you can hold!"